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Kaiju Stew

@kaijustew.bsky.social
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Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.

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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 9h
Just wrapped the initial stage of my ADHD evaluation and uh Yeah I think I do indeed have that It would explain a lot
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 11h
Peaches doing a remix of Fuck The Pain Away for the Hellraiser video game just makes sense tbh
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 17h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18h
I’m listening to a song from 25 years ago with Jello Biafra singing about digital over surveillance and skyrocketing rent and I’m like Oh wow It just got a lot worse, huh
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My life really is just a series of encounters with humans generated by MadLibs
“America really is the land of just any kind of dude”

“I was momentarily in a folk punk band with a white kid who’s life plan was to join the military and learn everything he could so he could expatriate to Japan and restart his favorite shogun era mercenary army”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading through Kill Team 1e before bed, this was such a good game. I would love to get a campaign of it going. It’s maybe my favorite expression of Warhammer 40K in rules form.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just kinda messing around with paint markers. They’re not the most precise things but the coverage they provide is really good! Not great for more detailed, intricate models but I can see myself using them a lot, especially on vehicles.
A spooky necromancer miniature half painted up
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friends are over to game so she must do her inspection
A grey and white cat with her face in a sneaker giving it a sniff
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forget why I made a gif of Imotekh reaching for Froot Loops but it felt rude not to share it.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At a drive through with the husband “Can I get a name for your order” “Jeff” “Okay Chugg”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sad so I bought a box of 340 tiny plastic skulls
A box of Citadel Skulls
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty heartbroken. We thought we had caught an abandoned cat, but nope, just a little lost cat with a home that looked similar. So Bonus Cat is back with her people. I hope the abandoned cat found a home, too.
A lost pet sign
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t believe this cat. Almost a week ago she was basically catatonic, then incredibly emotional, and now she’s starting to get a little more stable and comfortable. Such big differences so fast. So glad we’re giving her a place to feel safe.
A black and white cat with big paws being very cutesy
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Princess Samantha the Bonus Cat is a crime goblin but also she is incredibly adorable
A black and white cat lounging in a green tropical themed cat tower
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah no she is gonna destroy my game room lmao
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How is Queen Beebee real tho
A grey and white kitty in a cat tower basket with her paws dangling
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👻 🕷️ 😚
Spirit Halloween banner on store front
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bonus Cat emerging from under the bed when she hears the closet door slide open
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Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
Alt: Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, we had a hissing incident. Jeff left the bedroom door open, with the baby gate there. Beebee had a hairball at the baby gate and that scared Bonus Cat, who woke me up with her panic meows, which made Beebee angry so they were hissing at each other until I stepped in.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely floored by how both of these kitties don’t seem really bothered by each other at all. Fingers crossed we all get along!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In all the chaos of bringing Bonus Cat into the home, we have of course not forgotten about Beebee
A grey and white cat and a bearded dude with glasses hanging out on a green couch
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After a day of decompressing under the bed, Bonus Cat is feeling brave and comfortable
A black and white cat in a cat tree by a window. Big paws!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bonus Cat got a clean bill of health at the vet! Hooray! Now we can slowly begin introducing this princess to The Queen.
A black and white cat on a vet table
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bonus Cat Update: she is a lady!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning from Bonus Cat, Loudest Boy On Earth
A sassy black and white cat on a rainbow cat bed
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a good thing Bonus Cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs because he seems to understand how doorknobs work
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bonus Cat is really coming out of his shell, and he is a big sweetie (but may be a bit nibbly when overwhelmed) Super chatty kitty cat, lots to meow about!
A black and white tuxedo cat
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apologies for the dust, but - look at this sweet little angel baby kitty, I don’t understand how someone could toss them out of a car. I am determined to find this cat a loving home if we can’t take them. Also I really hope we can.
A very cute black kitty with white paws
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Behold the face of Bonus Cat, full government name pending, who was abandoned in our apartment complex parking lot a week and a half ago and was finally rescued last night. If they be along with our current cat and get a clean bill of health… new family member??
A black and white kitty
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t believe in God, magic, psychic phenomena, ghosts, anything, but I do believe in the Cat Distribution System
A black and white tuxedo cat in a cat trap
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I think maybe I ordered the wrong size earrings
A hand with an incredibly small horseshoe earring sitting in the palm
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Games Workshop, please, I am begging you, the Dire Avengers need a new sculpt so badly, these boys are so tired, let them rest, they look so weird next to their newer brethren
A Dire Avenger (ancient sculpt) next to a Voidscarred Corsair (new sculpt)
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am screaming for joy, Dark Horse has the character and battle sheets for their upcoming English release of Octopath Traveler TRPG available for download on the product page www.darkhorse.com/books/3013-8...
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Octopath Traveler TRPG Rulebook HC :: Profile :: Dark Horse Comics
A rulebook for the tabletop role-playing game based on the hit video game series Octopath Traveler! Featuring a 2D6-based TRPG system that lets players experience Orsterra in a unique new way!Gather a...
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Session zero of a Cyberpunk Red campaign today. Our Edgerunners share an apartment building. Our GM started describing the landlady and I instantly got the reference. This is going to be an incredibly serious game.
Lillian from Kimmy Schmidt saying “Men find my very approachable, because my eye are large and my hair is like beautiful spaghetti.”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bounced off this super hard when I first got into reading 40K novels, I’m curious how I’ll feel now that I know a lot of the characters at play here. I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor.
A screenshot of the audiobook of Horus Rising by Dan Abnett
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The dental implant company I work for keeps getting scam emails promising collaboration opportunities with Shania Twain and the artists featured on her comeback album and oh my god she was playing on the gym speakers this morning
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My instagram feed is filled with people just discovering the jaw-droppingly gorgeous hand-drawn animation of Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust and I’m so happy to see this movie getting the recognition it deserves It is *exquisite*
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me going to the Instagram page of a local bar I was very excited to go try (the theme is VHS tapes and you can watch tapes on CRTV screens at your tables) and they have AI event flyers
Tanjiro from Demon Slayer looking in confused disgust at a cellphone
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My partner saw a cat get abandoned in our parking lot three nights ago and I might finally be connecting folks who know what they’re doing who can help catch and foster the poor lil kitty, and I am so hopeful we succeed
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As much as I like how I can just go looking for new music and find it at the drop of a hat now on the internet, I miss the days of going to a Hot Topic and grabbing a big dumb compilation CD like this one and having my mind blown by weird niche genre stuff I’d never heard of
The CD jewel case cover of Asleep By Dawn Magazine Presents: DJ Ferret’s Underground Club Mix #2
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why did nobody tell me that the character sheet for Pirate Borg has a section for sea shanties your character has learned?
A picture of the Known Shanties section of the Pirate Borg character sheet
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I once said “nothing good ever happens at a Speedway” and time and again I have been given more evidence that bad things happen at them
A screenshot posted on Reddit of the citizen app noting the sighting of a man drinking gasoline from a Speedway pump
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Deva in D&D 4e were such a dope player option. Being a weird angelic entity who has lived countless prior lives, and can draw on the hazy memories of them to boost skill checks, is incredibly cool stuff.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heck yeah, struck gold at my local-esque Half Price Books
A copy of Arcane Journal: Kingdom of Bretonnia for Warhammer: The Old World
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know what, I think I wanna convert Lord of the White Field by Daniel Marthaler from D&D 4e to Draw Steel
The splash page for Lord of the White Field showcasing the set piece encounter where adventurers battle ghouls on a bridge
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/09/2026
The replies are like "I'll just pirate it!" and I'm sure all your trans friends and associates are happy to know you're still a fan of the woman who's made it her life goal to ruin their lives, you just don't want to pay her for it.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m sorry but truly genuinely what in the world is the point of running pre-existing character art for a game through an AI? The art was already there. Screw this dingus on Reddit.
The Dragonbane character portraits run through the slop machine
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love Draw Steel so so much but I want more. Another book of monsters! More classes!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am having a heck of a time finding a good mini for my Cyberpunk Red character, not a ton of folks making minis of bald dudes in track suits
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the single most important duties you have as a cat’s caretaker is absolutely bamboozling your kitty. You gotta fluster that critter. It’s gotta be so confounded by you on a regular basis.
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