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Kahn Johnson

@kahnjohnson.bsky.social
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Journalist, writer, therapist

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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 14h
WE'RE NOT MEANT TO BE CRYING ON WEEK 2!!!! #GBBO
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15h
Andy Burnham says rejoining the EU among all ‘the options’ being considered – UK politics live
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Andy Burnham says rejoining the EU among all ‘the options’ being considered – UK politics live
The prime minister says he wants to open a debate about the UK’s future relationship with Europe Good morning. Andy Burnham’s speech is getting a mixed review in the papers, but there is general consensus that it is a consequential one – not one that we will have forgotten within a fortnight or so, but one that will make the next list of all-time important Labour conference speeches of the last 50 years. If you are still catching up, here are three good places to start. Continue reading...
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 29/09/2026
Al Jazeera did a lovely summary of the Manchester City cheating scandal.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She's saying it far better than I can. We are failing women on a daily basis. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd13jzy...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In which The Bas raises the all-important question "what happens to bras in the future?" Unsalted Popcorn does LobbyCast on #TheDogStars www.podbean.com/ea/dir-wei7y...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They were never cool, never hip, but fuck I've missed this band youtu.be/_0vji5ll1Vg?...
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Little Angels - Hero (That Was Then, This Is Now) [Official Lyric Video]
YouTube video by Little Angels (Official)
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was that me or was that a clean sheet and three points against Everton this afternoon? #LFC #RedSky #WSL
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂😂
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll say that for Trump's failed vanity war, has improved my knowledge of the geography of the region no end as it throws the F1 schedule into a blender
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“We’re headed for a collision between a lame duck who has no respect for the constitutional norms and an opposition that may have some power to hold him accountable. The paradox is the weaker he gets, the more dangerous he gets.” There may be trouble ahead... www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
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‘The weaker he gets, the more dangerous he gets’: Trump lashes out as his power wanes
Trump tries to dominate at the UN as his approval ratings plummet and even some Republicans distance themselves from him
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Review by kahn_johnson - You Can't Fire Everyone: And Other Lessons from an Accidental Manager
In the world of work there is an old adage - could have been an email - whereby the afflicted ...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ahhhh, he's got all the special evidence he just can't tell us about the special evidence that clears the club that he hasn't actually used yet to clear the club because it's special and secret. Got it. #ManchesterCity
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me? Absolutely fine. No stress-related retail therapy going on here no no no....
So, from left we have new albums by Brian Fallon (Not Bad For New Jersey), Neil Young (Second Song), Linkin Park (Unshatter), Europe (Come This Madness) and Anthrax (Carsum Perficio)
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"our models took actions we did not intend" Well if you didn't intend then that's ok then...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Carragher on Wirtz: "The gap he’s got to close to justify what people were expecting I almost think is too big." I mean, fuck off lad yeah? Wirtz has to justify your expectations? Behave. How about you take accountability for your expectations rather than blaming someone else? #LFC #RedSky
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of these was mind-blowing and amazing, the other fun if headfuckingly baffling. Slice + Dice in Norwich is a great way to spend a morning. #Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
Tofu Florentine.
A muffin, with sliced tofu - prepared in house so it's like an egg - hollandaise sauce and asparagus. Then black sesame seeds sprinkled over.
Absolutely stunningThe game of Wyrmspan in full swing. By which I mean to people stumbling along trying to work out WTF is going on.
Great game! Next time we're playing the bird one
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Real time 24/7 updates" claims the bot account posting the wrong score more than 24hours late. Then there's the photos.... Maybe AI isn't quite ready to take over the world #LFC #RedSky
A screenshot of a post from The World Eye, in which Liverpool apparently beat Bournemouth 2-0 (it was 1-0), the picture of Iraola looks like it comes from a 1940s scifi drama and the picture of two Liverpool players looks like a still from a Ken Loach film.
And the kits are 20 years out of date
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tea was weak this morning - thought I must have forgotten to chuck the third bag in the pot. Turns out I remembered the third bag but forgot the first two
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And now the dust has settled.... #LFC #RedSky
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Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Wirtz is shit and Kerkez no good, why is the manager picking them every week? Could it be he sees what they bring to the team? How they carry out his plan? The work rate, the effort, the ground covered? Or do you all* know more than the guy who works with them every day? *Inc Carra #LFC #RedSky
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What he said
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fascinating how a couple of poor passes from Wirtz early on and Carra is tearing him apart. All the tracking back? The role in the goal? The tidy passes that keep things ticking over? Crickets. Did Wirtz ignore a Friend request? Did Mrs Carra call out the wrong name? #LFC #RedSky #BOULIV
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much extra do I have to pay to not have Carragher banging on? #LFC #RedSky #BOULIV
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After reading about @janehill.bsky.social and her fun at the Christie shindig, thought I'd share my latest essential purchases...
A pile of Miss Marple, stylised with pastel shades.
From the top down we have The Moving Finger, A Murder Is Announced, They Do It With Mirrors, A Pocket Full Of Rye, 4.50 From Paddington, The Mirror Crack'd From Side To Side, A Caribbean Mystery, At Bertram's Hotel, Nemesis, Sleeping Murder, and Midd Marple's Final Cases.

The Murder At The Vicarage, The Thirteen Problems and The Body In The Library are already on the shelf having been read. My new set of Poirot books, all witj black covers, currently arranged in piles waiting to be read.
Pile one, on the left, is - top to bottom - The Mystery Of The Blue Train, Peril At End House, Lord Edgware Dies, Murder On The Orient Express, The ABC Murders, Murder In Mesopotomia, Cards On The Table, Three Act Tragedy, Death In The Clouds, Murder In The Mews, and Dumb Witness.
The middle pile is Death On The Nile, Appointment With Death, Hercule Poirot's Christmas, Sad Cypress, One, Two, Buckle My Shoe, Evil Under The Sun, Five Little Pigs, The Hollow, The Labours Of Hercules, and Taken At The Flood.
The third pile, on the right, has Mrs McGinty's Dead, After The Funeral, Hickory Dickory Dock, Dead Man's Folly, Cat Among The Pigeons, The Clocks, Third Girl, Hallowe'en Party, Elephants Can Remember, Poirot's Early Cases, and Curtain: Poirot's Last Case.

The Murder On The Links is on the shelf having been read. I can't find the few remaining titles in the right covers so I'll wait...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So that's two teams beginning with B who have beaten 'bigger' opponents 3-0 so far this weekend. Bodes well.... #LFC #RedSky
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remarkable, really, that Jim Ratcliffe has lost confidence in the UK but retains confidence in Man United
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Week after week she just keeps putting the work in to lose the weight. Her thyroid meds are also helping but despite bad weather this week Bella was still out there getting her steps in! It's the weekly weigh in...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got told tonight I can't debate anything in an "honest or sophisticated way" Was then told I was being muted, which was a very honest and sophisticated response
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just to be on the safe side, let's hold off til around 4pm on Sunday before we all piss ourselves laughing #LFC #RedSky
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 17/09/2026
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So this season of #Reacher started slowly, dragged in the middle and by the end they were phoning it in. Here's hoping they were saving all the good stuff for #Neagley
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s... ❤️😎🐱
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New cat species identified in Bolivia for first time in more than a century
New species of wild cat was discovered in Bolivia’s Yungas forest and is smaller than the average domestic ⁠cat
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nope, still can't listen to Wish You Were Here. Thanks dogs...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mindful of how we currently tend to start games, ITV4's coverage will start at half past 8 #LFC #RedSky
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As non-sequiturs go my shoes need polishing
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Listening to @dumteedum.bsky.social this morning and it seems I'm the only one who thinks the writer of last week's #TheArchers has never actually listened to human conversation
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last time I checked we're four games in, we're still building stamina and fitness, we're still working out who should be where and when and - and I appreciate this will shock some of you - we are still unbeaten. If you're losing your shit already you are in for a long 9 months. #LFC #RedSky
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Jigsaw Therapy Norfolk @jigsawtherapynorf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes inspiration can come from the simplest of places - in this case, issue #65 of Harley Quinn. If we stay true to ourselves, no matter what, at least we haven't compromised what matters most - our core beliefs and values, the things we hold dear, those intrinsic things that make us.... us.
A panel from the latest Harley Quinn comic in which Harleen hugs Bat Quinn and says "Better to risk losing what we love by being ourselves than lose everything being someone else"


(picture was edited using that nifty magic eraser button because there was a secondary speech bubble that while relevant to the comic's plot didn't really enhance the point I felt moved to make)
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks to Røry, @greenlungband.bsky.social , @themeffs.bsky.social , @classicrockmag.bsky.social and my utter heroes at @okcomics.bsky.social this is now shaping up to being an excellent Saturday. Potential #LFC result not withstanding. And once the dog's been walked...
The (numbered & signed) vinyl of the new Røry album Bloodletting stands before the latest issue of Classic Rock magazine, fanned across the top of which are the latest issues of Spider-Woman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Catwoman and Batwoman, on top of which are the CDs of the new albums by Green Lung, Røry again and The Meffs
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another cracking Bunny adventure app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/8c21...
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Review by kahn_johnson - The Man Comes Around
It is a measure of how far Caimh McDonnell has come as an author that the first big laugh in T...
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see Norfolk's Police And Crime Commissioner is going to be hard at work next year - on a 127-date, 11-month, UK tour of his true crimes show Which party is he? Reform
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another night of Wirtz being all shit n that #LFC #RedSky
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give him that contract #LFC #RedSky #LIVATM
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reading that club statement I can't work out if we've signed a new sponsorship deal or a global peace accord #LFC #RedSky
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Florian Wirtz being all shit and useless and knocked off the ball easily n that... #LFC #RedSky www.instagram.com/reel/DaIIt2c...
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Premier League on Instagram: "Florian Wirtz turning on the style 😮‍💨 🔴 @liverpoolfc"
128K likes, 307 comments - premierleague on June 28, 2026: "Florian Wirtz turning on the style 😮‍💨 🔴 @liverpoolfc".
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reform say they'll force school children to sing hymns. Only 5% of Britons go to church. So what we have here is a religious minority forcing their wishes on the majority, and refusing to integrate with Britain's culture. They should go and live somewhere else. According to Reform.
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Kahn Johnson @kahnjohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On to the hot takes for the night... Wirtz is still shit We're still shit We only won because Ipswich were shit #LFC #RedSky #IPSLIV
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