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Kafkaesque-Meat

@kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social
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Trans man 🕷️ Anuses are basically butt mouths🪳 I like cats and beer 🐈‍⬛ ko-fi.com/kafkaesque_meat 🦇

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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I might delete a bunch of my socials and stick to just discord idk…
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guinevere
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Sean Coe @seanandcoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's time! Knights of Guinevere episode 2 is out now! #KnightsofGuinevere #KOG #Glitch #glitchproductions
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Pnovibi @pnovibi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#KnightsofGuinevere #KOG I love this show so much
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/10/2026
Ian McGinty died in 2023 at 38 years old after being overworked and underpaid for his comics work his entire career.
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Comics & Animation Artist Ian McGinty Dies Age 38 - Animation Magazine
Ian McGinty, a gifted writer and artist working in comic books, animation and games, died Thursday, June 8 in Los Angeles at just 38 years old. His passing was announced by his mother in a post later ...
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all grown up
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𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 @malevolent.ca · 07/10/2026
EXTRA LIFE IS BACK! Over the past 10 years, we have raised over $65,000 USD for Sick Kids in need and with your help - this year we can grow that number even LARGER! If you have the means DONATE! You can donate by following this link: dd.extra-life.org/participants...
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Illeist [IL-ee-ist] (n.) - One who habitually refers to oneself in the third person.
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Illeist,” defined as “one who habitually refers to oneself in the third person.” At right, a man in a bowler hat points both thumbs toward himself while wearing a shirt that reads, “Who has two thumbs and is an illeist? This guy!” Below the definition is a humorous example about Korina ending a date after Chauncey refers to himself in the third person and offers to show her his collection of taxidermied weasels.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this reminds me that i saw one of those sydney sweeny sports betting ads and its the one they were probably required by law to do where she's like "do you have a gambling problem? well uh it's cool to not gamble, sometimes" but the verb they use instead of "bet" is "trade" and it's so uncanny
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Caldatelier @caldatelier10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Know the difference between "story" and "tongue kiss" in Filipino Sign Language to avoid confusion!
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Homer in the lesbian bar saying "This lesbian bar doesn't require K95 masks! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 22/09/2026
"have a gallery where people can easily see your work" is good advice. "have your links in your bio/pinned" is good advice. "have your own website" is good advice. but what do you do when people go "ugh clicking on a link is so much work" lmao. like we have GOT to re-train people to take initiative
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey I’m streaming a Daggerheart game on both Youtube and Twitch tonight, under the handle Kafkaesque_Meat on both platforms. Feel free to join us in chat!
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 17/04/2025
Begging people to stop saying the attacks on trans people are a distraction. It's like saying it's a distraction that I burnt down your house with you in it because my mates were robbing a bank.
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𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 @malevolent.ca · 22/09/2026
NINE TO MIDNIGHT RETURNS...
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Millennial writing is another bit of media criticism that doesn’t really mean anything, additionally half the examples people cite are written by one person. It’s Joss Whedon you don’t like, a member of Gen X.
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A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
whenever someone references it around me i ask how many of these surgeries there are a year they never know, of course, but sometimes they guess ludicrous numbers off by two or three orders of magnitude
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think it’s time for another Bojack Horseman rewatch
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026
This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.
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Derek Doom @thescratchmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
http://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1602077621595971584

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)

this is the best explanation of roko's basilisk ever written

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null @nova@starflower.space

computer boys are realy like "imagine a boot so big that logically we must start licking it now in case it might possibly exist someday"

12/10/22, 1:50 PM
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
This applies to furry shit too!!!! Did you know that there are furries out there that would assume your race just from the species of your fursona? And that most canine-type species are assumed as white? Do you know how insane that is????
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Flagitation [flaj-ih-TAY-shun] (n.) - Earnest and persistent asking or demanding; importunity. Used in a sentence: “After several rounds of flagitation failed to persuade the little pig to open the door, the wolf abandoned diplomacy in favor of pulmonary siegecraft.”
A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme for "Flagitation" defined as “Earnest and persistent asking or demanding; importunity.” The example sentence reads: “After several rounds of flagitation failed to persuade the little pig to open the door, the wolf abandoned diplomacy in favor of pulmonary siegecraft.” At right, a whimsical old-fashioned ink illustration shows the Big Bad Wolf standing outside a straw cottage, gesturing toward the little pig peering from a small window.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran announces he is leaving Ed Sheeran tour out of disgust with Ed Sheeran
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A screenshot of a discord post saying “Okay so I just smelled smoke and I looked down to find my iPhone charger sparking so I finally got rid of it and I shared this picture with my CoC players and now they’re roasting me” with an attached picture of a charger so worn that the internal metal of the wire is visible.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The goal with the bathroom issue was always, ALWAYS, to force detransition as a requirement for interacting with modern life. This is why people fight so hard for it. It is a base level “can you exist in society.”
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zero ultra bimboween @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if 9/11 was in 2026 instead of 2001 we would have wide swaths of the population getting the news broken to them by vtubers and streamers and it would look something like this
sparxie from honkai live streaming a plane hitting the second tower on 9/11 this is my edit and i am happily going to hell for this thank you very much
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Landeg @landeg.world · 13/09/2026
#Silver&Iron
Panels from the webcomic Silver & Iron between the characters Sorrel Ballantyne and Lake Bailey, edited to change their dialogue to screenshots of a Tumblr post by user lesbianalism. Sorrel: "Do you think you could take a werewolf?" Lake: [Results from a "yes/no" poll, with yes winning by majority] Sorrel, somewhat bemused: "In a fight?" Lake, despondent: [Results of a "yes/no" poll with "no" winning by an overwhelming majority]
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally my moment has arrived
One time I got VERY drunk and invented a sexy were-shark movie where during full moons sharks become hot women and come ashore to breed. The tagline was "WATCH OUT! THEY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Japanese lowbrow artist Rockin'Jelly Bean has created a new poster for the 4K re-release of The Toxic Avenger, now playing in theaters.
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there she is again
2 poses of a purple jester character. one is kneeling, the other is standing while leaning over with her arms out
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s sad seeing the avatar franchise slowly remove all the Asian and Indigenous influences from their setting when that was one of the things that made the original series stand out in the first place.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Kafkaesque-Meat @kafkaesquemeat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Help the redditors are saying that nerds weren’t doing cringe improv while playing dnd before legends of avantris took off on YouTube.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Casual reminder to the internet at large that gooners are your friends in the ongoing fight to keep the internet free from the surveillance state.
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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otterbiscuits 🎃 @otterbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🦉 #malevolentpodcast #lilllithmalevolent #malevolent
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
by artist Ginny Robbins
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