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Mewtagenik

@kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social
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I'm the dangling cat on the branch on that one poster.

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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Snapchat thinks this is how I will age. Jokes on them, due to the current state of the world, I'm not convinced we will get to find out. Your prediction model is flawed!! #we'redoomed
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ooof, I feel like the royal brothers in Stardust comparing our deaths.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Go onnnn... I burned down three years ago. Tell me your story.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Please make everything they do website related. Their bed? The web. Their food? Cookies. Bowl is empty? They must login and enter the correct pawsword. Litterbox? Cache.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I have questions and I'm fairly confident I don't want answers.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm coming out of this Amazon blackout with a profit. Call customer service with a complaint they don't fix... $5 credit. So far.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I like to think squirrels take it a step further. If only we could translate those noises, I'm sure it would be death threats and curses as they chase each other down. Everyday is the Purge.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Lol, as an American (unfortunately), one of my peeves is "underneath of". It's regional, which is another factor that complicates things. English is crazy and I love it.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I wonder how that happened in the evolution of the English language! Seems like an odd thing to have changed so specifically. Can you think of other examples where the emphasis has shifted so much?
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech. #StateOfTheUnion
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just looked at my cat and informed her loudly that this world is entirely fucked.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Protect your peace.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I pretty much started crying as soon as he started speaking and had to turn it off an hour later... Still crying.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Finally. The apology we have all been waiting for. Long overdue.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I saw this and thought you would find it relatable... And then I saw it was you who posted it soooo...
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can we get obnoxious signs that say, "You 'won', stop blaming us." Or some variation?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Everytime I see a Tesla logo, I want to boop it. Not my fault it looks like a kitty cat nose.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I played a wikipedia game last night. Do the "random article" option and read until the third link, go there and repeat. What started as a list of Yugoslavian ambassadors ended up as a lengthy breakdown of "institutions". Thrilling stuff. ...karma chameleon.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"typo"... suuuure. What's next? Casual Fribsday?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cat name idea: filibuster
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What's love got to do with it? Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's crazy how different the word "grinding" is from one's 20's to... Now (late 30's and beyond). In my 20's, grinding was hawt in that it increased interpersonal/sexual tension. Today, grinding is the feeling between my bones that's hot, in that it creates inflammation.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
And the fact that Donatello isn't in the top two... Well, it shows.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Spend less on candles.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I don't think I can afford to shop here.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I hate that bunion and funyun sound so similar. Really makes my bunions less enjoyable... Great, now I'm thinking about the fried onion smell in the same context.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I am aiming for the title of "master of trivial trivia".
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Hotline Bling might be my favorite song to replace words in. How about, instead of the words "Hotline Bling" we try: Nintendo? Wasabi? Egg carton? Nic Cage show? So adaptable.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My next D&D character is gonna be called Tips Fedora.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Should we consider the ET game as a contender? The one that they just decided to bury in the desert and hope the graboids would claim them before they had to face their failures?
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I was just trying to explain him to someone! ...but since that movie is a bit of a fever dream as it is, I just sounded insane talking about roller skate hands and talking chickens.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gonna take all my spoons to deal with it, but it will be soon for sure. I have no reasons to stay and all the reasons to go.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Not sure. I have three and two are business accounts. That's a big part of the fiasco element 😅
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The claw machine game has become more dangerous...
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
That's my problem with getting rid of insta, I have to do it on the computer and it's gonna be a fiasco. Clever tactic though.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Jurassic Park is about unconventional births of world-changing icons, it is a Christmas movie
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What is the best line from Home Alone? Not most famous. Best. Go.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/12/2024
Living the dream.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Narrator: He did.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I see an update from a friend saying people should add him on bluesky. I think, "I haven't been on there in a while, I'll add him and check out what's new on there." Sooo... Apparently Twitter exploded. Imploded? Went boom.
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Don't @ me, bruh. Jk, I didn't even know blue sky had chat. Apparently it had an update!
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have disconnected from people online for a long time, maybe it's time to reconnect. ...maybe.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Moment of Silence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Shut Up
W
Now
The player who gets points moves on to the next round.
Fred thinks about the dead. He thinks about the dead.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Extra Arms #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Another Weapon
4R
The Magic of Marriage
It’s a dream
Skin attacks deal 2 damage to the target.
“‘The next president can help them more,’ he said.”
—King of the hill
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Mewtagenik @kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Is this not it? ...false advertising by whomever invited me! [Jonathan Coulton's "The Future Soon" plays in the background and you hear the line "she eyes me suspiciously, hearing the whir of the servos inside..." the music fades but there's nowhere you can hide when a crazy cyborg wants to make...]
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