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Jason

@jwlawhorn.bsky.social
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Furniture for children and cats is all I aspire to. SW Michigan.

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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Sorry everyone is dumb and your job doesn't matter. I love you.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Sorry Chicago, but it goes both ways - no stealing valor from the south suburban Pope. Unless you've had Boz's hot dogs or Baba's lemonade, you don't know nothing about his life. Pls respect Dolton and Homewood as your theological betters.
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
AND ALSO WITH YOUSE
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/05/2025
*every single news item* me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 22/03/2025
-food is shit -waitress is bitch -inadequate treat - long wait - scratches not abundant cat yelp
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 18/03/2025
Ozymandias
Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Commercials after 11pm: "Hey, are you a sad piece of shit?"
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Watching the 2004 film, Tiptoes. I think this is what finally pushes me over the edge.
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a blue vehicle is driving down a gravel road
ALT: a blue vehicle is driving down a gravel road
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
When you switch from experts to shitheads, the bench gets deep.
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Plunk plunk, problem solved.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
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Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch mixed with Grape Nuts because I like bleeding gums and rock gut.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the four words every girl wants to hear
title card from Charley Varrick that reads STARRING JOE DON BAKER in yellow font - over a pretty image of what appears to be farmland, a misty mountain range, and sunlight filtering through pinky-orange clouds
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Honestly can’t believe we are not even here yet.
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So this is what it’s like to be in the boat with Captain Tupolev
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge.
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
All chaps are assless. This has been said before, but I am saying it today.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 21/01/2025
scrolling through all our clever little jokes as we watch our country die by a thousand paper cuts:
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm digging Patricia Arquette #severance
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Whole lot of shit I don't care about here.
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Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Ugh.
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