Reposted by JasonMike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Sorry everyone is dumb and your job doesn't matter. I love you. 1142 0
Reposted by JasonUS Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Sorry Chicago, but it goes both ways - no stealing valor from the south suburban Pope. Unless you've had Boz's hot dogs or Baba's lemonade, you don't know nothing about his life. Pls respect Dolton and Homewood as your theological betters. 1210419 0
Reposted by Jasondawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/05/2025*every single news item* me: this is the stupidest most disgusting thing that has ever existed 26313 0
Reposted by JasonJohn Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals 162 0
Reposted by Jasondawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 22/03/2025-food is shit -waitress is bitch -inadequate treat - long wait - scratches not abundant cat yelp 3425 0
Reposted by JasonMike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Commercials after 11pm: "Hey, are you a sad piece of shit?" 2252 0
Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Watching the 2004 film, Tiptoes. I think this is what finally pushes me over the edge.media.tenor.coma blue vehicle is driving down a gravel roadALT: a blue vehicle is driving down a gravel road 030 0
Reposted by JasonHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin 816412 0
Reposted by JasonJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash. 627228 0
Reposted by JasonJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 26/02/2025When you switch from experts to shitheads, the bench gets deep. 29711 0
Reposted by JasonStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY. 5308076386 0
Reposted by JasonSara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 20/02/2025My favorite cereal is Cap’n Crunch mixed with Grape Nuts because I like bleeding gums and rock gut. 4352 0
Reposted by Jasonpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/02/2025the four words every girl wants to hear 672558384 0
Reposted by JasonDaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Honestly can’t believe we are not even here yet.media.tenor.coma man in a military uniform says are we the baddiesALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies 101162 0
Reposted by JasonJason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 12/02/2025So this is what it’s like to be in the boat with Captain Tupolev 6448 0
Reposted by JasonJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/02/2025This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge. 823148514 0
Jason @jwlawhorn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025All chaps are assless. This has been said before, but I am saying it today. 010 0
Reposted by JasonITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 21/01/2025scrolling through all our clever little jokes as we watch our country die by a thousand paper cuts: 16704100 0