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Johannes Weiss

@jweiss.io
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Computer programmer (github.com/weissi). Distributed systems, ML infrastructure/eval, Swift, previously #SwiftNIO — ♥ snowboarding London, UK

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 26/07/2026
Checked in to Farringdon (Elizabeth Line), 4 Lindsey St, United Kingdom Yeah, fair enough. See on Swarm
A photo of the location.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 26/07/2026
Also, I'm not buying a #Deutschlandticket to save money (I'm 99% it'll cost more) but to avoid the completely inscrutable and most ridiculous apps ever that they force you to use to buy regular tickets. It's just insane, they want your name, address and an account to buy a single tram ticket there.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 26/07/2026
Buying a #Deutschlandticket is the most German thing ever. You need a passport + selfie style ID verification to buy a _train ticket_. In Britain, I could get a mortgage with less scrutiny and hassle...
Identity check in progress
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Christian Odendahl @codendahl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The winning design. 🇪🇺💶
Italian DJs of meme fame on a 20€ note.
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Nicolas Fulghum @nicolasfulghum.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Solar's sharp rise continues. As of April 2026, global solar capacity now exceeds 3 terawatt. 1 gigawatt → 1 terawatt: 20+ years 1 terawatt → 2 terawatt: 33 months 2 terawatt → 3 terawatt: 19 months
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 06/07/2026
What a night for England. You could hear London roar in the dark. Quarter-finals, here we come. ⚽
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 01/07/2026
NEW BLOG FOR YOU Google's energy consumption numbers in their new climate report are mind-blowing. 2 years ago they flipped from linear to exponential growth, and their climate impact is blowing out, too. A WILD testament to the obscene bloat and waste of GenAI: ketanjoshi.co/2026/07/01/g...
a chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforea chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforea chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforeGoogle's total energy consumption more than new zealand
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Luc van Donkersgoed @lucvandonkersgoed.com · 23/06/2026
HUGE launch! AWS Lambda MicroVMs - Isolated virtual machines which can run tasks or sessions up to 8 hours. It’s like Lambda and Fargate had a baby, and it inherited the best genes of both. aws-news.com/article/2026...
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Run isolated sandboxes with full lifecycle control: AWS Lambda introduces MicroVMs
AWS Lambda introduces MicroVMs, a new serverless compute primitive powered by Firecracker that provides VM-level isolation, rapid launch/resume, and…
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 13/06/2026
Whoa 😨
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Agam @loopbackdev.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Vapor 5, alpha - release cut live by @0xtim.bsky.social! 🎉 #swift #vapor
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/06/2026
Talk about few lines and big impact: This fix should finally the dreaded "error: '<dep>': Couldn't check out revision '<sha>'" failures seemingly at random when using SwiftPM. github.com/swiftlang/sw...
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Tolerate dangling remote-tracking refs on checkout by plemarquand · Pull Request #10172 · swiftlang/swift-package-manager
swift package resolve sometimes fails with: error: &#39;&lt;dep&gt;&#39;: Couldn&#39;t check out revision &#39;&lt;sha&gt;&#39;: fatal: bad object refs/remotes/origin/&lt;branch&gt; even thoug...
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Armin Ronacher @mitsuhiko.at · 03/06/2026
In case you are in the camp of “Andrew Tridgell is vibefucking rsync” please read this.l and adjust your priors. medium.com/@tridge60/rs...
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rsync and outrage
I gave up blogging a long time ago (apart from an occasional thing about ArduPilot), I tend to just write code and hope people find it…
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 03/06/2026
Bearer tokens delenda est blog.ammaraskar.com/github-token...
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1-Click GitHub Token Stealing via a VSCode Bug
My blog, mostly about programming
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Swift Language @swift.org · 01/06/2026
When you draw a stroke in Goodnotes on the web, you get the exact same curves and ink flow as on iPad, because it’s literally the same Swift code running on both. ✍️ Goodnotes engineer Yuta Saito shares how they built it with Swift and WebAssembly: www.swift.org/blog/bringin...
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 01/06/2026
Ehhm, this cupboard _hinge_ has a website like some cutting-edge tech product. It's quite hilarious actually: www.grass.eu/en/products/...
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Tiomos hinge — GRASS
The Tiomos hinge stands for maximum stability, integrated damping and pure design.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 27/05/2026
It really looks like Anthropic can become profitable this quarter. I did not expect that last year. I think @simonwillison.net got it right: Claude Code & Codex have found product market fit. Enterprises are paying real money now! bsky.app/profile/jwei... simonwillison.net/2026/May/27/...
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I think Anthropic and OpenAI have found product-market fit
Anthropic are strongly rumored to be about to have their first profitable quarter. Stories are circulating of companies surprised at how expensive their LLM bills are becoming from usage by …
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 01/05/2026
New blog post: NHS Goes To War Against Open Source shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/05/nhs-goes-t… The NHS is preparing to close nearly all of its Open Source repositories. Throughout my time working for the UK Government - in GDS, NHSX, i.AI, and others - I championed …
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NHS Goes To War Against Open Source
The NHS is preparing to close nearly all of its Open Source repositories. Throughout my time working for the UK Government - in GDS, NHSX, i.AI, and others - I championed Open Source. I spoke to dozens of departments about it, wrote guidance still in use today, and briefed Ministers on why it was so important. That's why I'm beyond disappointed at recent moves from NHS England to backtrack on…
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Swift Language @swift.org · 24/03/2026
Swift 6.3 has landed! 🚀 This release brings community-driven Android support into the official toolchain, along with major improvements to C interoperability, the build system, and embedded Swift. Read more: www.swift.org/blog/swift-6... #AndroidDev #iOSDev
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 22/03/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inn...
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The Innovator's Dilemma - Wikipedia
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Western carmakers are retreating from EVs just as oil hits $100 a barrel. The parallels with Detroit in the 1980s are striking. They ignored fuel-efficient Japanese cars. Now they’re ignoring Chinese EVs. BYD just unveiled 600-mile range and 250 miles of charge in 5 minutes.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/02/2026
The Swift Performance team isn’t *my* team, but they’re in my hallway. Or in London if you’d prefer. They’re looking for an engineer who’s not afraid of optimizers. jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
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Swift Compiler Backend Engineer - Jobs - Careers at Apple
Apply for a Swift Compiler Backend Engineer job at Apple. Read about the role and find out if it’s right for you.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 24/01/2026
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
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Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 24/01/2026
Good day! Inspired by thehftguy.com/2026/01/22/d... I took off my phone sockets to check what's behind. Turns out: CAT 5e! Found three separate cables, previously daisy chained. Ordered RJ45 sockets to replace phone sockets and undid daisy chains. Soon Ethernet in the flat, psyched!
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Doing Gigabit Ethernet Over My British Phone Wires
Disclaimer: None of this is written by AI, I’m still a real person writing my own blog like its 1999 I finally figured out how to do Gigabit Ethernet over my existing phone wires. Powerline adapter…
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 12/01/2026
Quite a few groups seem to be rather successful making many of us believe the opposite. So please note! Some things are getting meaningfully better.
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Swift Language @swift.org · 09/01/2026
FOSDEM, the legendary open source gathering in Brussels, is coming soon, and we'd love to see you there! We've got multiple talks on Swift plus a pre-FOSDEM community meetup. Whether you're a longtime attendee or new to the event, come say hi! 👋 swiftlang.github.io/event-fosdem/ #FOSDEM
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Swift @ FOSDEM 2026
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Dave Lester @davelester.dev · 02/01/2026
Happy New Year, @swift.org crew! So happy to be back, I hope everyone enjoyed some time off.
 If you're looking to catch up on Swift news, check out the December digest: www.swift.org/blog/whats-n... and let me know what you think!
swift.org
What's new in Swift: December 2025 Edition
Welcome to the latest digest of news from the Swift project.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 31/12/2025
What should we call wholewheat (partially rye?) bread? I guess only Germans like that, so let's go with 'German bread' 😅. It's really yummy btw!
Wholewheat bread labelled 'German bread'
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/12/2025
👏 Super cool to get Swift on the server showcased at reInvent
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Swift Language @swift.org · 04/12/2025
🎉 10 years of open source Swift! A decade ago today, we opened Swift to the world with a simple blog post: swift.org/blog/welcome What's grown since—thanks to an incredible community of contributors—has been extraordinary. Here's to the next ten years. 🧡
import Foundation

let calendar = Calendar.current

let openSourceDay = calendar.date(from: DateComponents(year: 2015, month: 12, day: 3))!
let anniversary = calendar.date(byAdding: .year, value: 10, to: openSourceDay)!

if calendar.isDateInToday(anniversary) {
    print("10 Years of Swift open source! 🎉")
}
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🇺🇦 Max Desiatov @maxdesiatov.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We'd be happy to see you at the inaugural Swift for Wasm Community Hour on 3rd of December! More details in this post on Swift Forums: forums.swift.org/t/swift-for-...
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Swift for Wasm Community Hour (3rd of December 2025)
I'm excited to announce the inaugural Swift for Wasm Community Hour! We welcome everyone at this event, no matter your background or experience. This is an open space to ask questions and to learn fr...
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Swift Language @swift.org · 17/11/2025
⚙️ Swift progress on embedded Swift, for memory-safe, fast code in resource-constrained environments. The latest updates are coming to Swift 6.3, and you can read more here: www.swift.org/blog/embedde... #IoT
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Nicolai von Ondarza @nvondarza.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ever since the parliamentary wars of Brexit, the UK media and Westminster bubble craving for drama seems to have increased exponentially. What is technically still a relatively 'new' Labour government with a huge absolute majority is already (portrayed?) as fighting with its lasts gasps.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/11/2025
Very cool to see AWS and the Swift community work on this together aws.amazon.com/blogs/openso...
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The Swift AWS Lambda Runtime moves to AWSLabs | Amazon Web Services
We’re excited to share that the Swift AWS Lambda Runtime project has officially moved to the AWS Labs organization. You can now find it here: 👉 https://github.com/awslabs/swift-aws-lambda-runtime This...
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/11/2025
Cat's marketing department is ... something. Seems like they're making gas turbines in a facility they call "Solar Turbines". Under the Oil & Gas category, of course.
In every region of the globe, Solar Turbines is a world leader in mid-range industrial gas turbines for use in power generation, natural gas compression, and pumping systems. Our systems last for decades, and so do our service and support.
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ServerSide.swift @serversideswift.info · 05/11/2025
Observability is the key to understanding how your system performs and where problems are occurring. Moritz Lang and Si Beaumont gives us the run down on how it works in Swift! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxI...
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Observability in Server-Side Swift - Si Beaumont & Moritz Lang
🎥 Recorded at the ServerSide.swift conference in London in 2025. 🙌 Sponsored by Broken Hands: https://www.brokenhands.io 🐥 Twitter: https://twitter.com/swiftserverconf 🐘 Mastodon:…
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Konrad ‘ktoso’ Malawski @kto.so · 30/10/2025
Nice writeup about plans wrt. the #swift typechecker by @slava@mathstodon.xyz
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Roadmap for improving the type checker
Roadmap for improving the type checker In the past, we've released various "manifestos" and "roadmaps" to discuss planned improvements to the language. This post is also a roadmap of sorts, but instead, the focus is on the implementation rather than user-visible language changes (however, I will briefly mention a few potential language changes at the very end). Specifically, I'm going to talk about some work we are doing to improve expression type checking in the Swift compiler. This includes c...
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Ben Cohen @airspeedswift.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A post from @joannis on the #Swift blog about the new preview of the Android SDK for Swift www.swift.org/blog/nightly...
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Announcing the Swift SDK for Android
Swift has matured significantly over the past decade — extending from cloud services to Windows applications, browser apps, and microcontrollers. Swift powers apps and services of all kinds, and thank...
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/10/2025
Made a little thing that may help you profile your services from within their own process -- no extra privileges or tools required.
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/10/2025
Isn't that too beautiful? PM2.5 of an overnight pyrolytic oven clean starting at 1am. Still woke up at 3am on account of bad air, despite closed doors and open windows in kitchen...
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Tim Condon @0xtim.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It's been an incredible year for the conference. We had attendees from 6(!) continents come together for an amazing 3 days of workshops, talks and meeting each other face to face. Thank you to all the volunteers and speakers, it's been truly special
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Tracy Miranda @tracymiranda.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The new Swift configuration API makes the most of Swift's type checking and expressivity to make it eady to solve common config tasks. @czechboy0.dev walks us through its features @serversideswift.info forums.swift.org/t/introducin...
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ServerSide.swift @serversideswift.info · 03/10/2025
2025 - that's a wrap #swiftlang #serversideswift2025
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Stijn Willems @stijn.antping.ai · 03/10/2025
If a team that lived in C and Go can build production container infrastructure in Swift, the language is ready for serious server-side systems work. - Eric Ernst, Apple #swiftlang #serversideSwift2025 github.com/apple/contai...
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GitHub - apple/container: A tool for creating and running Linux containers using lightweight virtual machines on a Mac. It is written in Swift, and optimized for Apple silicon.
A tool for creating and running Linux containers using lightweight virtual machines on a Mac. It is written in Swift, and optimized for Apple silicon. - GitHub - apple/container: A tool for creati...
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 04/10/2025
#ServerSideSwift was so great. Fantastic to (re)connect with people from literally all over the world. Loved the very positive energy and the buzz around all the new stuff & maturity refinements around the existing tech. Most importantly thank you @0xtim for putting up this amazing show again!
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Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 26/09/2025
Dropped my last coffee beans on the floor this morning. Was desperate enough that I picked them all up and made a coffee. Guess it's 99% arabica & 1% random dirt 🙈
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Seb in the cloud ☁️ @sebsto.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ever wonder how to write safe and fast code to run on your server ? Ever considered the open source Swift programming language ? Maybe it's time
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The Growth of the Swift Server Ecosystem
Nearly ten years ago, Swift was open sourced and an official runtime for Linux was released. I’ve been involved with Swift on the server since almost the very beginning, originally picking it up as a way to use a language I really enjoyed for backend development. In that time Swift has come a long way, with stability across platforms, a burgeoning ecosystem and many success stories. It’s matured into a great option for highly-scalable server applications, websites, and lambdas. In this post, I’ll cover how Swift:
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ServerSide.swift @serversideswift.info · 22/09/2025
The conference has always been about bringing the community together and growing Swift on the server. So to help, we're dropping the price of the beginner workshop to just £25! This workshop from Apple will teach you everything you need to get going! Tickets - www.serversideswift.info/tickets/
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Swift Language @swift.org · 16/09/2025
Swift 6.2 is here, including so much 🆕🥳: ⏩Approachable concurrency 🦺Opt-in strict memory safety 📦WebAssembly support 🏃Faster build perf for macros 🐞Enhanced async debugging 📚Inline stack-based arrays 🚇Subprocess support 🧪Test result attachments www.swift.org/blog/swift-6...
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Swift 6.2 Released
We’re excited to announce Swift 6.2, a release aimed at making every Swift developer more productive, regardless of where or how you write code. From improved tooling and libraries to enhancements in ...
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Swift Language @swift.org · 17/09/2025
With ✨Swift 6.2 ✨, you can now target WebAssembly, including WASI support. Get started here: www.swift.org/documentatio... #Wasm
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