Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 26/07/2026Buying a #Deutschlandticket is the most German thing ever. You need a passport + selfie style ID verification to buy a _train ticket_. In Britain, I could get a mortgage with less scrutiny and hassle... 140
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 24/05/2026Hmm, isaiprofitable.com is a bit odd. For Anthropic it shows $33B capex, $6.5B revenue which looks unprofitable. But their own sources say "Anthropic confirmed $30 billion in ARR, up from $9 billion at year-end 2025" (www.saastr.com/anthropic-ju...). So looks like they could break even if desired? 000
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 31/12/2025What should we call wholewheat (partially rye?) bread? I guess only Germans like that, so let's go with 'German bread' 😅. It's really yummy btw! 030
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/11/2025Cat's marketing department is ... something. Seems like they're making gas turbines in a facility they call "Solar Turbines". Under the Oil & Gas category, of course. 110
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 06/10/2025Isn't that too beautiful? PM2.5 of an overnight pyrolytic oven clean starting at 1am. Still woke up at 3am on account of bad air, despite closed doors and open windows in kitchen... 240
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 20/07/2025The fun thing is that it actually gets most partial computations right but then in the last one it realises that it gave the wrong answer already. So it just halucinates "sin(0.8577)≈0.6365" (should be 0.7563) because it wants to be confident and justify the wrong answer it already gave. 000
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 28/05/2025Heh, only realised today that a 'grape' and a 'grapefruit' are kinda confusingly named 🤓. On the first day I assumed somebody moved the sign, only on the second day I realised what likely's going on 💡 110
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 05/04/2025Dad chores: alleviating lost Lego piece panic. How's your day going? 020
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 29/03/2025Glitch in the British Weather, it's not even April, it's stunning outside, I've had lunch outside twice this week and the next 10 days are ☀️. Kinda feeling guilty and anxious if there'll be any sun left for actual summer?! 120
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 08/02/2025This is revealing: Asked o1 on chatgpt.com to "[...] please count all the cells. The ones with numbers and the ones without. Be super precise. Once you counted, count again and only reply if you're 100% sure" with this image. The image contains 8 x 22 =176 cells. o1 "counts" a whopping 2.4M cells. 120
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 11/01/2025LOL, we do get a few people filming & photo shoots here but Insta Reels just had this in the bag for me: Uncle Roger being interviewed just beneath our flat. You don't see much of the surroundings and yet immediately knew "wait, that's here" www.instagram.com/reel/DCj3LJT... 120
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 21/12/2024Someone, somewhere: Got an idea: Let's create a tram line for people who don't actually have to go anywhere but just want a drink aboard Stuttgart, Germany: Fantastic idea, let's put a ln Xmas spin to it! Ladies and gents, meet the Mulled Wine Express. 4667
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 07/12/2024Well actshualllly, Rimowa: hold my ... wine www.rimowa.com/gb/en/luggag... 110
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 24/11/2024Official now, the profile renamed to bsky.app/profile/lond... . It's the same DID as the old handle, see internect.info/did/did:plc:... 010
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 17/11/2024286, 1 MB of RAM, 16 MHz, 40 MB C:, A: & B: floppy drives, MS-DOS 5.00. Compiling even a hello world in C took forever via MC1.EXE, MC2.EXE, LINK.EXE. Had more luck with QB.EXE Bootlegged copies of QuickBASIC and Microsoft C ofc, wayyy too expensive. 260
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 17/11/2024Very cool! FWIW, there's also Settings -> Thread Prefs -> Threaded Mode in the app 120
Johannes Weiss @jweiss.io · 16/11/2024Even the cheese shop wants me to get a subscription now... VC funded? jk 💀 110