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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Will give this a watch. I’ve never seen Bernard Bradshaw in anything that isn’t a Carry On film!

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The big lad won the battle for the cheese stick. The little one is furious #dogsofbluesky #bostonterrier

My two Boston terriers. Sat on a sofa. One sitting proudly, looking at the camera, with a cheese chew stick in his mouth, after winning it after an intense game of bitey face. The other is behind looking furious

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Flaked out, so had to buy my own pint. Lightweights. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

My two Boston Terriers were supposed to buying me a birthday pint. Instead, they’re both flaked out asleep. Picture is of my drink on the table with them in the background asleep in the pub, which is Brewdog in Newcastle.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Appears the wife is not having the best day at work…

Screenshot of a WhatsApp message from my wife. It reads “Someone has shit themselves all over level 6!”

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not seen us constantly switch the play from left to right, with pace, like that for a long, long time. #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canny to see Newcastle City Centre reaping the economic benefits of sunderland being in Europe #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I switched to the BBC2 Monday quizzes at half time. Did quite well on Only Connect.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Best game in the world to them I bet.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The ancient Boston Terrier sport of ‘bitey face’. Never really understood the rules. #dogsofbluesky #bostonterrier

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They are. We had no clue how to handle their press in the first half.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Narrator: “There was no shift in dynamic and Newcastle continued to play poorly against Bournemouth.” Christ, this has been more painful than normal against this lot #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hoping for a shift in dynamic today. Similar to Brighton, over the last decade, I can’t remember a time where we’ve actually played well against Bournemouth. Home or away. Even in the games we’ve won. #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This all feels very weird. We usually go into transfer deadline day panicking we need a few new signings, and ultimately end up with none. Or a 7th choice goalkeeper. #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This paragraph on Biffa’s nufc.com match report made me chuckle #nufc

Screenshot of a paragraph from the match report on NUFC.com for Newcastle’s 2-0 win against Spurs. It reads:

As was the case with Alexander Isak last weekend, Tonali provided no hint of a return on the vast investment made in him. Given that Italy weren't at the World Cup and joined Spurs on July 6th though, the comments of his Brescia buddy De Zerbi made no sense. How come he's so unfit? Did he really just spend all summer, drinking Moretti and eating spaghetti?

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Off oot to watch the Toon, then Jack White at the City Hall. At least one of those is guaranteed not to be pap.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Starts all over again ⚽️🍺⚽️🍻⚽️🍺⚽️ #nufc

Pre-match beers at The Trent House, Newcastle

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I foresee an emergency Premier League meeting being called to expedite new rules that limit spending on training ground and academy infrastructure to 5% of the club's 1974 turnover, applicable to any Premier League club within 50 miles of the Scottish border. #nufc

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you’ve got a VPN, stick yourself in the USA and you can watch it on Amazon for free, if you fancy enduring it #nufc www.amazon.com/Newcastle-vs...

amazon.com

Watch Newcastle vs. Everton

Watch Newcastle take on Everton

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Demba didn’t like being shunted out to the left when Cisse arrived. Also, don’t think Ashley could wait to get rid either, given the insurance costs on him were probably sky high after Tony Pulis reckoned he had a ‘degenerative knee condition’ and pulled out of signing him before he came to us.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

We’re up Prague. Right up it. Cheers!

A couple of beers on a table overlooking Prague Old Town Square and Astronomy Clock.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Fab being paid again to stir the pot and help engineer a move somewhere. Warwick Hunt.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Read somewhere earlier that loans with obligation to buy clauses are treated as permanent transfers by UEFA, apparently, so would also be classed as player swap as well. I have less than no clue though, so can’t back that up!

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Me and a few lads having a bit of a reminisce about when Hatem Ben Arfa did this #nufc

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10/07/2026

Andre Agassi telling Claire Balding about the time Chris Rea cracked an egg in his bath.

Andre Agassi, Tim Henman and John McEnroe

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The temperature setting on electric showers might as well be labeled 'surprise me'.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 05/07/2026

I want YOU to rescind my one match ban with absolutely zero prior precedent

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bonebrand @ownbrand.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Love it when a horizontal flag plays its vertical counterpart

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“Manzabi’s agent has paid me a substantial fee to make everyone aware that Newcastle are preparing a bid. Now’s your chance to get in Liverpool” is how I read this. #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Bumped into Sir John Hall at Saltwell Park earlier while walking the pooches. We talked about dogs. #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I wouldn't pay £30 to go to a friendly against Everton at SJP where I could just get the bus back home to bed. It's a bonkers idea.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Hell of a night at the #darts like. Top quality.

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Both clubs want a good scudding for this. No hotels under £200 as it’s Fringe week, trains were reasonable when I looked earlier but there’s a very narrow window for getting back and the £35 tickets went straight away. No idea why anyone felt this was a good idea for this particular week. 🤷‍♂️

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Not saying I hold grudges, but I feel Southampton’s punishment is just rewards for Brereton-Diaz’s theatrics that got Schär sent off. Two years ago. #nufc

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Anyway, let’s get away from all that cheating malarkey; sit back, relax and watch Manchester City.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Having a wee in Mean Eyed Cat. This is the view. I approve of these toilet decorations.

A statue of a tiger next to a picture of Al Pacino on The Godfather.

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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The wife got to meet Sandro Tonali at work today. Got me his autograph cos she’s canny like that. Processed the application for his Visa renewal. Sadly, the application didn’t include which city he’d be living in… #nufc

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

And that you don’t have to wait until the 31st.

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ooh. Are we finally now starting to see the result of Dennis Wise’s work here?

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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Villa prioritising this game over beating Spurs should see them banned from all European competitions in my opinion.

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