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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️

@juwuniper.bsky.social
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She/her *food motivated* #1 Gilded Goose enjoyer Magical magic playing dog who's really got a thing for food decks Pfp by @dogpoison.industries

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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@commandzoe.bsky.social showed me this crazy 5c soup list that did well in an Italian tourney recently, luckily I was able to get my hands on all the cards before locals tonight! I'll report back afterwards but if this somehow works im calling for a boulder ban
Pauper 5 color good stuff deck, the deck list is linked in the post
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is going to SHATTER the MtG fandom, @magic.wizards.com. One of the few fandoms in the world where I can say with pride that me and my trans siblings are welcomed and uplifted, and y'all think you can callously discard that? We will boycott the game if you do this. And you will feel it.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Undefeated at prerelease today! Empower Jace is such a fun mechanic, hiding behind these two and a bunch of removal spells are all you need
Two copies of way of the necromancer and way of the healer from reality fracture
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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Before we really get into it, though: I'm here with @juwuniper.bsky.social, and she hit me with a fun surprise before we started We will be Amassing James today
Me and June each holding a printed copy of the James token I made the other day.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Second time busting out mono blue fae at pauper locals and it went 4-0 again! I went up to a full 4 sewer cams this time and it felt very good every time i saw it
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I made this stupid gif like a year ago and it finally made it to the bluesky gif catalog just in time for this wonderful occasion
static.klipy.com
Gingerbrute Magic
Alt: Gingerbrute card with a lil alien guy dancing
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WERE EATING GOOD Jace im sorry I ever doubted you
Ginger, Queen of Sweets 
6 cmc 
Legendary artifact creature - food noble 

Etb, you become the monarch
2T, sac her: gain 6 life

At the beginning of each up upkeep, if youre the monarch, create a gingerbrute token
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW PUPPY ALERT NEW PUPPY ALERT
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New puppy comes flicker trained holy shit
Flickering hound  3W
Creature-dog 
Whenever you cast a creature spell, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
2/2
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I cant believe a Jace token is the first pauper legal planeswalker
Jace token
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
EPHEMERATE WITH A DOG ON IT AHHHHHHHHHH
Ephemerate
{W}
Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.

Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

“C'mon, Lockjaw, you left your favorite tennis ball in the Negative Zone again. Go fetch!”
—Crystal, Inhuman princess

Illustrated by Brooklyn Smith
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally got a set of these together, and admittedly the difference is subtle, but im so happy to no longer have to play a deck thats 56 normal frame cards next to 4 with the old UB one
4 copies of the original printing of lorien revealed next to 4 copies of the new printing without the old UB border
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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Much like many in my online cohort, I agree with Spice re: ripping your own jeans So I did. Thread inbound 🧵:
A proxy of the upcoming Magic card Picard, Steadfast Captain, which will be releasing in the Star Trek welcome decks, I believe.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
please wizards I can be trusted with strix at common
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
car seat head rest
Qarsi Revenant
{1}{B}{B}
Creature — Vampire
Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Renew — {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a lifelink counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
“Evil wears many faces. Keep your windows closed at night, or it might wear yours.”
—Sultai warning
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Watermark: Sultai
Illustrated by Lorenzo Mastroianni
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's fuck your boardstate friday! whats your favorite way to clean things up? This big hungry guy makes enough permanents (if you can find a way to sac him too) to get the 4 oil counters you need to make sure he always comes back around for seconds
Voracious Fell Beast
{4}{B}{B}
Creature — Drake Beast

Flying

When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

4/4
Illustrated by John TedrickVat of Rebirth
{B}
Artifact

Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this artifact.

{2}{B}, {T}, Remove four oil counters from this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Illustrated by Peter Polach
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
another weird ChaoticMTG 5-0 brew got me to give Old Trush a try in ephemerate at locals last night. I only ran one in the place of one of my augurs, but it felt pretty good, deffo want to give the 2/2 split a try at some point. Having some lifegain is nice, and it really helps clean up early mana
Old Thrush
{2}
Creature — Bird

Flying

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. You may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

“We may not understand him, but that old bird understands us, I am sure.”
—Balin

1/2
Illustrated by Francisco MiyaraUnion of the Third Path
{2}{W}
Instant

Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Terisia City at last opened its ivory towers to all who sought respite from the endless war.

DailyMTG Story Spotlight

Illustrated by Robin Olausson
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Looking these up was how I found out they finally reprinted my beautiful boy! Seing Gman finally under a dollar makes me so happy
Gyome, Master Chef
{2}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Troll Warlock

Trample

At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

5/3
Watermark: Witherbloom

Illustrated by Steve Prescott
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They gotta stop putting all the cool new food toys in limited print run products, the prices for all of these break my heart
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Horror movie posters are too fun to make with reality fracture in mind #realityfracture #professoronyx
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ChaoticMTG 5-0'd with this energy brew of Jeskai ephemerate last week and it really caught my attention so I gave it a spin at locals last night, the notable swaps where these 4. I ended up going 2-2 with it, it didnt feel near as tuned as the regular version, but it felt like theres something there
Galvanic Discharge
{R}
Instant

Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.

Illustrated by Zoltan BorosTune the Narrative
{U}
Instant

Draw a card. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters).

Illustrated by NereidaJolted Awake
{W}
Sorcery

Choose up to one target artifact or creature card in your graveyard. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that card’s mana value. If you do, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Illustrated by Steven Russell BlackFallaji Archaeologist
{1}{U}
Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a noncreature, nonland card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don’t, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

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Illustrated by Caroline Gariba
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4-0 tonight at pauper locals with mono blue fae! First night on fae, this list feels like pure evil, but it was so much fun to play. Im on the newer sewer-cam version and it feels like it gives the deck soooo much reach im tempted to play a 4th copy
Sewer-veillance Cam
{U}
Artifact

Flash

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature.

{3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

No one in New York was going to notice one more cockroach.

Illustrated by Nicholas Gregory
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@shivambhatt.bsky.social you should probably message Justin if he has a sketch. And fast.
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#MTGPauper fans rejoice
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
FINALLY I can play this card without the jaring old UB border that looks like abysmal dogshit next to cards with a normal frame
Lórien Revealed
{3}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Draw three cards.

Islandcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

“Look on us now with friendly eyes! Behold the trees of the Naith of Lórien and be glad!”
—Haldir

Illustrated by Randy GallegosLórien Revealed
{3}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Draw three cards.

Islandcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

“Look on us now with friendly eyes! Behold the trees of the Naith of Lórien and be glad!”
—Haldir

Illustrated by Randy Gallegos
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ive never seen a cube more beautiful omg
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love the snow frame with the white border they used for the snow basics in MB2 so much, I recently white-border'd some of the khaldeim duals to match! They're not perfect but having visual consistency in my skred deck feels sooooo nice
A collection of white boarder snow-covered basic lands from mystery booster 2, along with 4 of the snow dual lands from khaldeim altered to have a similar white boarder
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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is the creature you get when @juwuniper.bsky.social do the Fusion Dance
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Across the last 3 pauper weeklies im 10-0-2 with Jeskai ephemerate! This decks the truth and ephemerate is an absolute mystake of a magic card
Ephemerate
{W}
Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.

Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Illustrated by Bastien L. Deharme
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally got my hands on a copy of the most me card ever printed
Lucky the Pizza Dog
{1}{G}
Legendary Creature — Dog

Whenever you cast a Cat, Dog, or Hero spell, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Lucky.

“Who’s a good boy?”
—Hawkeye, Clint Barton

2/2
Illustrated by Rudy Siswanto
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
wait is that a sliver??
mtg Nauctis reveal trailer screenshot seeming depicting a sliver
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Playing pauper the other day I cast snap on a Spiderman and went "i dont feel so good" While I did get a laugh out of it, that monent just left me feeling like I need to start looking for a new card game
Snap
{1}{U}
Instant

Return target creature to its owner’s hand. Untap up to two lands.

Good riddance.

Illustrated by Mike RaabeSpider-Man, Web-Slinger
{2}{W}
Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Web-slinging {W} (You may cast this spell for {W} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner’s hand.)

“Nothing like a little crimefighting before class.”

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Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
4-0 with Jeskai ephemerate at pauper locals last night! Ive been messing around with all sorts of sideboard tech and now im sold on Goliath Paladin, I didnt know when/were to board him in for a bit, but I got to resolve him against dimir terror and it felt incredible
Goliath Paladin
{4}{W}
Creature — Giant Knight

Vigilance

When this creature enters, you take the initiative.

“Why do you cower in the darkness, little gnolls? If you would challenge me, step into the light.”

3/6
Illustrated by John Severin Brassell
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
HOLY SHIT
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
NEW THE SHIRE AHHHHHHHH
new Stardew valley land that makes food tokens
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
After this weekends events, being out of town for my pauper locals is breaking my heart 😭
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Link'N Ink'N @angryhissing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just a good card
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My lgs started running tuesday pauper events! I know its been pushed out of the meta but I couldnt resist the urge to play Azorious tribe again and its running HOT 2-0 so far against boggles and madness burn
Tireless Tribe
{W}
Creature — Human Nomad

Discard a card: This creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.

“We’ve survived starvation, dwarf attacks, and heatstroke. Why should a little sandstorm bother us?”

1/1
Illustrated by Carl Critchlow
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I havent been keeping up with this set so im a little late seeing it but OH MY GOD NEW TOOK I love Peregrin Took's first ability, but his 2nd ability is so good and combos with everything, its stronger than im shooting for in a lot of decks, im real excited to have this effect a little toned down
Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
{3}{G}
Legendary Creature — Squirrel Hero

If you would create one or more tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Food token.

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, draw a card.

Squirrel Girl’s bravest and bestest friend.

2/4
Illustrated by Allen DouglasPeregrin Took
{2}{G}
Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional Food token are created instead. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

Sacrifice three Foods: Draw a card.

“Sam! Get breakfast ready for half-past nine!”

2/3
Illustrated by Campbell White
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Damn that’s crazy
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Big up @scryfall.com 💞🏳️‍⚧️ ✊ Support Trans Rights in the UK: goodlawproject.org/donate/
The Scryfall front page which has a banner of queer characters/scenes. Above is a link to the Good Law Project listed as "Support Trans Rights in the UK". Spice has drawn a bunch of hearts & flair around the link in the colours of the trans pride flag
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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My personal headcanon is that Ragost is actually the Anthony Bourdain of the Edge
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ThatTCGGuy @thattcgguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
WHO UP WAITING TO CRANK IT WITH THE BEST POD OF PEOPLE TO PLAY MAGIC WITH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?! FEATURING: @commandzoe.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social GOING LIVE AND CRANKIN SPELLS RIGHT NOW OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP!
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Its 2/2 Tuesday! PUPPY
Isamaru, Hound of Konda
{W}
Legendary Creature — Dog

The hound sniffed the air and let slip a low growl. General Takeno looked down at the faithful Isamaru and calmed him with a touch. “Alert the guard. The kami are coming.”

2/2
Illustrated by Christopher Moeller
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
IT'S FINALLY COMIC TIME! We all know Caine's body generation isn't particularly *great*, but what if it was somehow even worse? What if you were particularly unlucky, and didn't even get to face for your existential crisis with your own face? #Ctrl+C #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Ragatha
CTRL+C comic cover, showing a distressed "Ragatha" pulling at her hair and button eye in a mirror
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
*trying but extremely failing to remember the adventure time quote about being bad at things before you get good* You gotta start suckin before you start fuckin
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I see there’s discourse regarding the polyamory flag and, idk I don’t see the issues I think the one we have right now is pretty neat
The polyamory flag but it’s an MTG Life Counter app
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
psst mods might be awake but post your favorite card that is completely innocent and hasn't done anything silly at a commander table whatsoever If I ever kill a random creature at an odd time, its probably because im holding brewmaster and im planning to wear your guy's skin
Hazel's Brewmaster
{3}{B}
Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token.

Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with this creature.

3/4
Illustrated by Simon Dominic
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ohno my myr is too delicious and buttery steak too juicy 🍴 🍴 🍴 (Ohno that's gore of my comfort character, sorry @iwriterobots.com)
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