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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️

@juwuniper.bsky.social
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She/her *food motivated* #1 Gilded Goose enjoyer Magical magic playing dog who's really got a thing for food decks Pfp by @dogpoison.industries

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Martina Montrasi @rododea95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Tam watches Liliana shake this emotion off, as if removing an uncomfortable sweater, and with saccharine sarcasm, the two Lilianas snark as one." "Time to go beat up my ex, I guess." 💅💅💅 #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgfra #mtgfracture
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yooooo000 @adhdking0.bsky.social threw a few bucks my way to touch up and expand my Rumours art. They got it on a playmat and it's soo pretty (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, everything in it felt fun and interesting, empower jace was super sick, and I left prerelease really excited to try drafting the set
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry to get back to this so late! I couldn't get my hands on all the cards in time and didnt wanna speak on the list if I was making substitutions, once I get to finally give this thing a spin i'll make a post about it
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@commandzoe.bsky.social showed me this crazy 5c soup list that did well in an Italian tourney recently, luckily I was able to get my hands on all the cards before locals tonight! I'll report back afterwards but if this somehow works im calling for a boulder ban
Pauper 5 color good stuff deck, the deck list is linked in the post
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is going to SHATTER the MtG fandom, @magic.wizards.com. One of the few fandoms in the world where I can say with pride that me and my trans siblings are welcomed and uplifted, and y'all think you can callously discard that? We will boycott the game if you do this. And you will feel it.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also lucked out pulling these together in a puppy pack at the end of the night
Jiang Yanggu, Never Alone
Jiang Yanggu, Alone 
And Flickering Hound
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the least blurry picture I could take, but this is what I was on tonight, I just played every bit of removal I opened in my pool and made Jace big and round all night
My esper prerelease list
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Undefeated at prerelease today! Empower Jace is such a fun mechanic, hiding behind these two and a bunch of removal spells are all you need
Two copies of way of the necromancer and way of the healer from reality fracture
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Before we really get into it, though: I'm here with @juwuniper.bsky.social, and she hit me with a fun surprise before we started We will be Amassing James today
Me and June each holding a printed copy of the James token I made the other day.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please please bring some of these to prerelease
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love Jeskai, and I think it can hang with just about anything in the meta rn, its deffo what id take to a tournament. But for locals, im really enjoying a deck that doesnt make me check the time in round as much
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ive been loving jeskai ephemerate, but after tonight I really think im going to go on a bit of a fae kick for a minute, the deck is just so much fun to play
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The matchups 2-0 against monster tron (not the new Chrysalis version) 2-0 against monster tron again (same variant this time too) 2-0 against the mirror, neither of us knew how to play this one but it was a lot of fun 2-0 against dimir cam/helix combo, this brew was sweet as hell
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Second time busting out mono blue fae at pauper locals and it went 4-0 again! I went up to a full 4 sewer cams this time and it felt very good every time i saw it
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youre welcome to mine
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I made this stupid gif like a year ago and it finally made it to the bluesky gif catalog just in time for this wonderful occasion
static.klipy.com
Gingerbrute Magic
Alt: Gingerbrute card with a lil alien guy dancing
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For real, same. Im always going to be crazy about food-typed cards, and her being colorless means I can jam her in just about everything now
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dont think the gingerbrute counts as a food token like that, just a token that happens to be a food sadly
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WERE EATING GOOD Jace im sorry I ever doubted you
Ginger, Queen of Sweets 
6 cmc 
Legendary artifact creature - food noble 

Etb, you become the monarch
2T, sac her: gain 6 life

At the beginning of each up upkeep, if youre the monarch, create a gingerbrute token
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW PUPPY ALERT NEW PUPPY ALERT
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
its not a common, i can be trusted! tho it is cool to see this at rare, hopefully it doesnt shake out to to be too crazy expensive, I have a few completely fair and balanced ideas for them
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New puppy comes flicker trained holy shit
Flickering hound  3W
Creature-dog 
Whenever you cast a creature spell, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
2/2
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I cant believe a Jace token is the first pauper legal planeswalker
Jace token
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know nothing about lockjaw but they look like a dog at least and it makes me happy
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
EPHEMERATE WITH A DOG ON IT AHHHHHHHHHH
Ephemerate
{W}
Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.

Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

“C'mon, Lockjaw, you left your favorite tennis ball in the Negative Zone again. Go fetch!”
—Crystal, Inhuman princess

Illustrated by Brooklyn Smith
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally got a set of these together, and admittedly the difference is subtle, but im so happy to no longer have to play a deck thats 56 normal frame cards next to 4 with the old UB one
4 copies of the original printing of lorien revealed next to 4 copies of the new printing without the old UB border
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the fact that the print makes him look like he's wearing a wig cap is a real cherry on top for this beautiful work of art
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Much like many in my online cohort, I agree with Spice re: ripping your own jeans So I did. Thread inbound 🧵:
A proxy of the upcoming Magic card Picard, Steadfast Captain, which will be releasing in the Star Trek welcome decks, I believe.
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For real! They merged the MTGO and pauper card pool years ago to avoid there being commons floating around that arent pauper legal, it seems weird they'd be okay making more
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This matchup scares the hell out of me, i think ive finally gotten how im supposed to play it down, but its always going to be a spooky one I think
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Strix at common is about to turn me into the worst version of myself
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
please wizards I can be trusted with strix at common
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
car seat head rest
Qarsi Revenant
{1}{B}{B}
Creature — Vampire
Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Renew — {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a lifelink counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
“Evil wears many faces. Keep your windows closed at night, or it might wear yours.”
—Sultai warning
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Watermark: Sultai
Illustrated by Lorenzo Mastroianni
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WAHOOOOO
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I only play these two in commander so more often than not he gets the foods from the ETB, and tokens do hit the yard when they die then they poof out of existence
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's fuck your boardstate friday! whats your favorite way to clean things up? This big hungry guy makes enough permanents (if you can find a way to sac him too) to get the 4 oil counters you need to make sure he always comes back around for seconds
Voracious Fell Beast
{4}{B}{B}
Creature — Drake Beast

Flying

When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

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Illustrated by John TedrickVat of Rebirth
{B}
Artifact

Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this artifact.

{2}{B}, {T}, Remove four oil counters from this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Illustrated by Peter Polach
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I posted a pic of union and forgot to even talk about it oops Thrush being another source of lifegain lets you condense the list a lil by cutting union which feels good. Union's a bit of a stinker most of the time, but it also just wins the game sometimes, thrush being less variance is freeing
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
another weird ChaoticMTG 5-0 brew got me to give Old Trush a try in ephemerate at locals last night. I only ran one in the place of one of my augurs, but it felt pretty good, deffo want to give the 2/2 split a try at some point. Having some lifegain is nice, and it really helps clean up early mana
Old Thrush
{2}
Creature — Bird

Flying

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. You may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

“We may not understand him, but that old bird understands us, I am sure.”
—Balin

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Illustrated by Francisco MiyaraUnion of the Third Path
{2}{W}
Instant

Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Terisia City at last opened its ivory towers to all who sought respite from the endless war.

DailyMTG Story Spotlight

Illustrated by Robin Olausson
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Looking these up was how I found out they finally reprinted my beautiful boy! Seing Gman finally under a dollar makes me so happy
Gyome, Master Chef
{2}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Troll Warlock

Trample

At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

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Watermark: Witherbloom

Illustrated by Steve Prescott
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They gotta stop putting all the cool new food toys in limited print run products, the prices for all of these break my heart
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Horror movie posters are too fun to make with reality fracture in mind #realityfracture #professoronyx
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Probs should've added this to the first post, but heres the list I was basing mine off of! The biggest change was swapping some removal around and jamming a murmuring mystic
mtgdecks.net
Pauper Jeskai Ephemerate deck by ChaoticMTG
Jeskai Ephemerate a Pauper MTG deck played by ChaoticMTG in MTGO Pauper League #10855 on 2026-08-02
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nice! Ive been really tempted lately to sell some paper cards and turn them into mtgo pauper staples myself, ive got the pauper bug bad enough I think its worth at this point. Also the energy version feels like it needs work but I think theres deffo something there, have fun brewing!
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
and tune felt fine too! its not near as good as the other pauper cantrips, but it being instant and not requiring anything else like brainstorm felt real nice, I curved it into a big jolted awake a ton, I was really surprised that it felt as good as it did
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I found myself really tempted to not take the card archaeologist pulled so i could get the +1 counter all the time, and it puts you 3 cards down in deck, I almost milled myself a bunch with it. Maybe with more yard interaction i could see it being better, but i really missed augur here
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I also tried 2 Aether spikes in the place of 2 counterspells, it only needing one blue pip did feel huge, holding up 2 blue in a 3-color pauper manabase is tough and this felt smooth, but it did feel like it fell off fast and never actually netted me any energy and wasnt worth over og counterspell
Aether Spike
{1}{U}
Instant

Choose target spell. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.

“The shield doesn’t block the fire physically. It tells the fire to stop.”
—Genku, future shaper

Illustrated by Campbell White
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the biggest pickup with this version is Jolted awake imo, the og version cant get dudes out of the yard and this gave you some real reach with reusing dead mulldrifters, or getting archaeomancers back for real cheap, the tradeoff is Fallaji over augur of bolas to set it up and I dont think its worth
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ChaoticMTG 5-0'd with this energy brew of Jeskai ephemerate last week and it really caught my attention so I gave it a spin at locals last night, the notable swaps where these 4. I ended up going 2-2 with it, it didnt feel near as tuned as the regular version, but it felt like theres something there
Galvanic Discharge
{R}
Instant

Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.

Illustrated by Zoltan BorosTune the Narrative
{U}
Instant

Draw a card. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters).

Illustrated by NereidaJolted Awake
{W}
Sorcery

Choose up to one target artifact or creature card in your graveyard. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that card’s mana value. If you do, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Illustrated by Steven Russell BlackFallaji Archaeologist
{1}{U}
Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a noncreature, nonland card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don’t, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

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Illustrated by Caroline Gariba
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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My very biased vote is that he'd be a big fluffy dog, he'd probs be wayyyyy more chill that way too
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