Reposted by AndrewUnsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 5hBeing a bad GE candidate is almost a requirement in order to win a Republican primary. And it can’t be faked, you have to genuinely be terrible or else their base will sniff it out. 1483
Reposted by AndrewChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No AI for kids. Full stop. 2245278912
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I cannot fucking stand that there are so many people in this country that are ok with this being their leadership 010
Reposted by AndrewAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want." 305169812765
Reposted by AndrewScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With Trump's arrival in office, data center construction accounts for nearly all construction. This is not a healthy economy. 36141
Reposted by AndrewCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Justin Verlander faced Julio Franco (born in 1958). Justin Verlander faced Konnor Griffin (born in 2006). 218434
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All Elizabeth Holmes had to do was instead of saying “our product CAN do this thing”, say “our product WILL BE ABLE to do this thing”, and she’s Elon Musk today. 000
Reposted by AndrewPete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026After nearly two years of economic failure and broken promises, JD Vance’s midterm pitch these closing weeks is “give us another chance.” The American people cannot afford another round of this - and the good news is we don’t have to. 1002940729
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The default Microsoft Word layout settings are psychotic 110
Reposted by Andrewcdlane.bsky.social @cdlane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Transgender athletes are a red herring open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...open.substack.comTransgender athletes are a red herringIt's a non-problem meant to exclude people from public life. 2225336
Reposted by AndrewCross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 09/08/2026I just wanna watch basketball and cheer for my team, dawg, this shit sucks 1383
Reposted by AndrewBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Wages? Stagnant. Jobs? Don’t exist. Doritos? $8. Lettuce? Diarrhea. Wife? Left me. Libs? lol owned 1215432800
Reposted by AndrewSenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 06/08/2026Nothing symbolizes Todd Blanche's time at DOJ better than the banner hanging over its entrances. The DOJ & the Attorney General do not work for the president, they work for the people. And it's for that very reason why Todd Blanche is unqualified to be our Attorney General. 802592943
Reposted by AndrewBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Look who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea 2305024705
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The lesson of Shallow Hal is that under no circumstances are fat people attractive 000
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Any time the CEO of a tech company conveniently publicly predicts that the product their company makes and sells will take over the universe in the next 18 months, that is an advertisement. 010
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m pretty sure nobody is hiring right now because they think AI is going to do everything from now on, but it’s not doing a whole lot yet, so people are now being asked to do like 3x what they were before. Everyone I know is totally swamped at work 000
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Feel like reducing the debt should be a winning topic for democrats, more than cutting taxes 010
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Target is a pretend store. Whatever you’re looking for, you can find the pretend version at Target. 000
Reposted by Andrewjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/04/2026i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan 164167803381
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Matt Yglesias makes one single post over and over and over again. “The left doesn’t understand that it’s been proven this right wing thing is actually good” 000
Reposted by AndrewMadeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Plouffe: - Retained his consulting clients during the campaign - Neutered Tim Walz - Made Liz Cheney Harris' primary campaign surrogate - Refused to take any responsibility, instead saying the campaign wasn't moderate enough He should never hold another job in politics for the rest of his life 510525
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026It’s awesome to hear Matt Christman coming along more and more with every appearance. 000
Reposted by AndrewTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/03/2026As called by: Gary Dolphin on Iowa Hawkeyes radio Sean Kelley on Florida Gators radio John Sadak on Westwood One 1118761
Reposted by AndrewNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21% 318135932928
Reposted by AndrewBloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 01/03/2026As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing inbloom.bgPolymarket Iran Bets Hit $529 Million as New Wallets Draw NoticeAs US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in. Almost immediately, blockchain sleuths began hunting for unusual patterns in recent bets. 2881850935
Reposted by AndrewAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy 299261368797
Reposted by AndrewAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization 213981552
Reposted by AndrewG Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 27/02/2026The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close! New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d... 33678232418
Reposted by AndrewScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) says he'll skip Trump State of the Union: "This administration continues to disregard the rule of law & Constitution while failing to lower costs for American families. I have more productive ways to spend 2 hours than listening to more lies. I’ll pass.” 1062654548
Reposted by Andrewe.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 19/02/2026like so many other things in our broken society, the act of reporting has floated free of its former social functions (providing accountability, informing the market, motivating regulators) and now serves as little more than empty entertainment if there's a point anymore, it escapes me 11104
Reposted by AndrewBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026In related news about the Washington Post and the state of journalism today, Amazon "ran a $1.2 billion tax bill last year, down from $9 billion the previous year, even as its profits jumped by 45% to nearly $90 billion." That's in the wake of the 2025 tax bill www.politico.com/news/2026/02...politico.comAmazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cutsThe 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.' 791192691
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026People on X will see this and say “we’re the only ones who aren’t in a bubble” 010
Reposted by AndrewThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party theonion.com/white-house-aide-fired… 222806261
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Typical conversation with 5 yo son: “Who’s the blue team?” “Duke” “Who’s the other team?” “Virginia Tech” “Who’s versing?” “Duke vs. Virgina Tech” “Who’s Duke?” Ad infinitum 111
Reposted by AndrewUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 29/01/2026BREAKING: US Senate has blocked spending package 1727835
Reposted by AndrewBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Congratulations to all the bankers, hedge-fund managers, private-equity honchos, tech titans, corporate executives and op-ed writers for backing the man who will do more to undermine the system that made them insanely wealthy than any other presidential candidate in their lifetimes. 12261211507
Reposted by Andrewjustdeirdre.bsky.social @justdeirdre.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Jon Ross was stationed in El Paso, Texas from 2007 to 2015. The El Paso border patrol office was under review in 2010 to 2012 because they intentionally stood in front of vehicles to justify shooting. There were 62 accounts of border patrol officer standing in front of vehicles and shooting 6402202
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026JD Vance went from “I’m a never Trump guy” to “that woman deserved to be executed in cold blood” 120
Reposted by AndrewChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It has been an obvious, sometimes even almost stated project of Trump 2.0 to engineer a redo of the post George Floyd protests of 2020, this time with much more state violence. And now a federal agent has shot and killed a woman in a car at point blank range a mile from where Floyd was murdered. 16364271698
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving. Dry brine is the way to go 000
Andrew @justyouraveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I need to know how much money Chris Isaac is getting from NPR for their regular use of Wicked Games as bumper music. 000
