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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 8h

One of my favorite situations having to scan people’ IDs at work is when a couple walks in and the 5’9” girlfriend is the exact same height as the “6’0”” guy. They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I swear to god if I have to hear another stat like "most theoretical statistical WAR value posted by any player in the modern era with 40 stolen bases" I am done with baseball. At some point, it is no longer a statistic, you are just describing a singular action. Stop.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

—run up the score —stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1 —punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work) —set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again —enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Never tell your friends about the person you really like that you’re talking to. It starts a 5-7 day countdown where they rip your heart out and squeeze the pulp out at the end of it, and you have to start all over with a new person.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anyone else ever think of how the nationwide obsession with protein in EVERYTHING probably has everything to do with the previous obsession of Greek yogurt/probiotics leaving behind a lot of isolated whey that was otherwise commercially useless? Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just know someone out there is sweating a comeback with Davonte Adams on their fantasy team, meanwhile I’m sitting here stat padding with Matthew Stafford because I forgot to sub in Stroud lmao. I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of my favorite types of social interactions is when someone sees my headphones for the first time in public. They quickly realize it's ACTUALLY a thing and not some funny memes I like to post on IG lmao

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So. What’s the excuse this week?

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What do you mean that openly communicating your needs to your partner AND having them satisfy those needs is a healthy feeling? If it was healthy, why would it make me want to run away?

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching Portland Hearts of Pine vs Westchester SC is like watching USA vs BiH in 2012 in so many ways past the glaringly obvious. No I will not be elaborating.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I will say, though, watching an entire city melt down about a result that has literally absolutely nothing to do with them is always so fucking cringe. But I can’t say that because the useless piece of paper my grandparents paid for has a letter on it that offends them and they think I’m just salty.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When I was there, we beat Akron on a last second goal line stand. The team didn’t even come over to the students and the mood on campus was SUPER tense all week. College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Western Michigan got cheated. That is some grade-A horse shit.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Lmao today isn’t fucking real dude #OSRS

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ADHD is sick because executive dysfunction means you literally have to mentally prep for, AND force yourself to do, a task that literally takes 25 minutes. Anyway, dishes are finally done.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

anxious attachment 🤝 avoidant attachment "we can make this work, right?"

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Domestic cup final a week before Christmas is some diabolical sicko level bullshittery and I’m all here for it

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“I really think you’re great, and I really really like you, but I wish I didn’t.” Heh. Yeah that happens I guess

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Death, taxes, and Everton FC being the only 0-0 match in a block of Cup fixtures.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Apparently all you gotta do to completely unsettle an entire fantasy football league full of people who take it too seriously is just.. not trade anyone. I like ruining this league.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The initial Ashton Jeanty news drops right before our fantasy draft, so I draft him with my last pick as a meme. After we finish, the update drops. This is the highest I will feel all fantasy season.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

ANDRE GOMES YOU BEAUTIFUL PORTUGUESE ADONIS #Crew96

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The long grind is finally over. I'm finally ready for Song of the Elves. Tomorrow on stream.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We literally are just gonna sign Josef Martinez to a bog standard MLS deal and pretend the last 18 months of forgetting how transfers even work never happened? I’m cool with that. #Crew96

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Even to this day, in the year 2026 of the Seventh Age, seeing Pablo Mastroeni as RSL manager is weird as hell.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My survivor’s guilt about having power right now really needs to go away because I know I’m gonna join the powerless during Round 2. Time to keep everything charged up.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Headphones for sensory issues is an absolutely insane game changer. Holy shit.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If ANYONE has played VATSIM even once, you’ll know this the smartest thing to do because VATCs are crazy smart. They can’t do the job day 1, but they are WAY ahead of the curve in classes. But also LMAO holy shit the comms in VATSIM are fucking cursed. Good luck.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just upgraded to my first set of wireless headphones ever and I can’t believe I was too much of a snob to even give these things a chance. IEMs are fantastic but… my ear canal is so happy.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Uh oh, we’ve entered the “I’m sad about my dead dog” phase of the depressive episode, this part SUUUUCKS

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm almost legitimately angry at how beautiful those Inter Miami shirts from last night are. The whole kit matchup probably has to be one of my favorites of the season so far as well. And I hate that I feel that way.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It appears building an entire country over an ancient Native American burial ground has caught up with us

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Power needed cut at 8am to cut a tree. Work done at ~12pm, power to be restored at 12:30pm. I mean, 2:30pm. I mean 3pm. I mean 6:30pm. I mean 11pm. Turns out after calling AEP, the tech closed the ticket at “complete” without doing LITERALLY ANYTHING or telling LITERALLY ANYONE.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Okay, idk who the sound engineer is for the Pro Football Talk/NFL on NBC YouTube channel but BROTHER/SISTER. You can turn the gain up a little bit. I promise. These videos are the only ones I consistently have to turn my volume up to maximum just to hear. I beg of you.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

One of my favorite parts about reddit as a whole is getting upvoted on one comment and downvoted on another. For saying the exact same thing. In the exact same thread.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Okay so maybe I’m really wrong and very reactionary sometimes. But it woulda been cool, right?

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Rewatched what I can back, plan to do the condensed match when it's available but... anyone else getting a weird vibe on Taha? Not like he's setting the league on fire or anything but like. Kid's 20 years old. I was lucky enough to play soccer with some top tier talent. This kid fits the bill.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think if Chase Adams comes into this game, he scores. It is RIPE for his style of play. #Crew96

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Brianna Mac Kay @brimackay15.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

#Crew96 are holding onto a 1-goal lead over FC Cincinnati in their home Hell is Real matchup. For updates throughout the second half, follow along with my live blog below. www.dispatch.com/story/sports...

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Live: Columbus Crew take lead over FC Cincinnati in Hell is Real

Columbus Crew are hosting Hell is Real rival FC Cincinnati in their first meeting since last year's MLS Cup series.

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ngl, seeing Huntington Park absolutely packed to the gills for the Chili Peppers cosmic baseball game at the same time as a sold out Astor Park for #HellIsReal makes me so damn happy. Columbus loves sports. End of story. #Crew96

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Chris Doran has always literally just been one of us, he's just the best at not cursing on air so that's why he's on the radio. #Crew96

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Nagoya Basho is actually crazy. Aonishiki (literally) trying to limp to the title while a promotion-chasing Kirishima, chip-on-shoulder Atamifuji, and 2 rank-and-filers all chase him down. All while both Yokozuna are floating middle of the pack. Next two days will be fun

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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Lowkey glad I decided to go to this match instead of Hell Is Real. Cheaper and a little less painful to watch us lose to the Pigeons than KFC. At least Saturday I’ll be comfortably high at home when we lose #Crew96

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Is PRO on strike again or something?

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