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itslimerence

@justlimerence.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 | just a duck on the internet complaining about bad sports teams and Old School RuneScape | #Crew96 #DublinsFinest #CBJ #EFC #WhoDey #F1 | Proud UofM alum 💙〽️💛

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry man but you'll never get me to not love Jesse Marsch
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yall ever notice in any screenshots of people “scolding” their “AI agent” for doing something, the clanker always responds and apologizes like a straight man does when he has no intention of changing his behavior? Totally not related I’m sure.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my favorite situations having to scan people’ IDs at work is when a couple walks in and the 5’9” girlfriend is the exact same height as the “6’0”” guy. They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I swear to god if I have to hear another stat like "most theoretical statistical WAR value posted by any player in the modern era with 40 stolen bases" I am done with baseball. At some point, it is no longer a statistic, you are just describing a singular action. Stop.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
—run up the score —stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1 —punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work) —set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again —enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never tell your friends about the person you really like that you’re talking to. It starts a 5-7 day countdown where they rip your heart out and squeeze the pulp out at the end of it, and you have to start all over with a new person.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone else ever think of how the nationwide obsession with protein in EVERYTHING probably has everything to do with the previous obsession of Greek yogurt/probiotics leaving behind a lot of isolated whey that was otherwise commercially useless? Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just know someone out there is sweating a comeback with Davonte Adams on their fantasy team, meanwhile I’m sitting here stat padding with Matthew Stafford because I forgot to sub in Stroud lmao. I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my favorite types of social interactions is when someone sees my headphones for the first time in public. They quickly realize it's ACTUALLY a thing and not some funny memes I like to post on IG lmao
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I truly hope your crow here is just as juicy as my anti-Cucho Tweets before that account got deleted. I, too, am enjoying being wrong about this guy
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So. What’s the excuse this week?
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What do you mean that openly communicating your needs to your partner AND having them satisfy those needs is a healthy feeling? If it was healthy, why would it make me want to run away?
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching Portland Hearts of Pine vs Westchester SC is like watching USA vs BiH in 2012 in so many ways past the glaringly obvious. No I will not be elaborating.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyway, I’m glad the fans of the Division 2 professional teams sponsored by local universities had a great time tonight. The real disappointment starts next week and I’m so PUMPED.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will say, though, watching an entire city melt down about a result that has literally absolutely nothing to do with them is always so fucking cringe. But I can’t say that because the useless piece of paper my grandparents paid for has a letter on it that offends them and they think I’m just salty.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I was there, we beat Akron on a last second goal line stand. The team didn’t even come over to the students and the mood on campus was SUPER tense all week. College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan got cheated. That is some grade-A horse shit.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmao today isn’t fucking real dude #OSRS
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ADHD is sick because executive dysfunction means you literally have to mentally prep for, AND force yourself to do, a task that literally takes 25 minutes. Anyway, dishes are finally done.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
anxious attachment 🤝 avoidant attachment "we can make this work, right?"
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Domestic cup final a week before Christmas is some diabolical sicko level bullshittery and I’m all here for it
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“I really think you’re great, and I really really like you, but I wish I didn’t.” Heh. Yeah that happens I guess
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I did catch myself saying “I remember when that was a field” about a building the other day, so maybe it’s finally my time to join you geezers.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We had full blown football games with Nerf balls behind the bleachers against kids from the other school every Friday. What is this authoritarian bullshit?
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you, Thierno Barry. #UTFT
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Death, taxes, and Everton FC being the only 0-0 match in a block of Cup fixtures.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently all you gotta do to completely unsettle an entire fantasy football league full of people who take it too seriously is just.. not trade anyone. I like ruining this league.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The initial Ashton Jeanty news drops right before our fantasy draft, so I draft him with my last pick as a meme. After we finish, the update drops. This is the highest I will feel all fantasy season.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ANDRE GOMES YOU BEAUTIFUL PORTUGUESE ADONIS #Crew96
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The long grind is finally over. I'm finally ready for Song of the Elves. Tomorrow on stream.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We literally are just gonna sign Josef Martinez to a bog standard MLS deal and pretend the last 18 months of forgetting how transfers even work never happened? I’m cool with that. #Crew96
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Even to this day, in the year 2026 of the Seventh Age, seeing Pablo Mastroeni as RSL manager is weird as hell.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
LOL @ KFC
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
8 points should be enough. I hope. #Crew96
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Same. Frat Village got bopped, so karma will come to me. I’m preparing for it even though it’s ever so slightly trending closer to Dayton and only just clipping us
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My survivor’s guilt about having power right now really needs to go away because I know I’m gonna join the powerless during Round 2. Time to keep everything charged up.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Headphones for sensory issues is an absolutely insane game changer. Holy shit.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If ANYONE has played VATSIM even once, you’ll know this the smartest thing to do because VATCs are crazy smart. They can’t do the job day 1, but they are WAY ahead of the curve in classes. But also LMAO holy shit the comms in VATSIM are fucking cursed. Good luck.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just upgraded to my first set of wireless headphones ever and I can’t believe I was too much of a snob to even give these things a chance. IEMs are fantastic but… my ear canal is so happy.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Uh oh, we’ve entered the “I’m sad about my dead dog” phase of the depressive episode, this part SUUUUCKS
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm almost legitimately angry at how beautiful those Inter Miami shirts from last night are. The whole kit matchup probably has to be one of my favorites of the season so far as well. And I hate that I feel that way.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It appears building an entire country over an ancient Native American burial ground has caught up with us
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Power needed cut at 8am to cut a tree. Work done at ~12pm, power to be restored at 12:30pm. I mean, 2:30pm. I mean 3pm. I mean 6:30pm. I mean 11pm. Turns out after calling AEP, the tech closed the ticket at “complete” without doing LITERALLY ANYTHING or telling LITERALLY ANYONE.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Okay, idk who the sound engineer is for the Pro Football Talk/NFL on NBC YouTube channel but BROTHER/SISTER. You can turn the gain up a little bit. I promise. These videos are the only ones I consistently have to turn my volume up to maximum just to hear. I beg of you.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One of my favorite parts about reddit as a whole is getting upvoted on one comment and downvoted on another. For saying the exact same thing. In the exact same thread.
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay so maybe I’m really wrong and very reactionary sometimes. But it woulda been cool, right?
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When I was 20, the 18-21s I was playing with were... next level. I could NEVER compete, and I never did. Taha is giving me those same vibes. Last time I had those feelings? Watching Aidan at IU and Seabass at UNC. Cherish this kid while he's in the Canary yellow, yall. #Crew96
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itslimerence @justlimerence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rewatched what I can back, plan to do the condensed match when it's available but... anyone else getting a weird vibe on Taha? Not like he's setting the league on fire or anything but like. Kid's 20 years old. I was lucky enough to play soccer with some top tier talent. This kid fits the bill.
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