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justkunk

@justkunk.bsky.social
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UX design at YouTube. Penn State soft boi. MLS sicko. Philly sports watcher and hater. Sincere pumpkin farmer.

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Doctor Sleepytime Tea @ailite.bsky.social · 3h
Rest in piss to the 2026 Philadelphia Phillies
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 4h
I’d like to think Nick Castellanos is part of this shitty offense in spirit.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve had a lot more fun watching worse Phillies teams With the exception of a few, this team has no heart, no drive, no fire, no chemistry. They are lifeless and unlikeable and have clear contempt for their roles Good riddance to this season, and sorry to the few who deserved better
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 5h
You’re looking live at what lack of depth does to a team with good players, stars even, but a revolving door of crap at roster spots 10-26. Maybe a better manager helps you keep some arms fresh but I don’t think it solves the biggest problems here.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
Luckily i’m working my way through 10mg nowadays so I’m starting to care less.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
Thus endeth one of the most annoying baseball seasons of my life.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
I’m not so sure. Alec Bohm today vs me at 30 I’m finishing the race running backward.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 5h
Watching my favorite baseball team
If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong.

I love all my children equally.

earlier that day...
l don’t i care for Alec Bohm
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
Bump
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe this should have been a 2:00pm game. So I would have missed this.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
No one who played professional baseball should be allowed to be a manager.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
The contrarian desire people have to defend this chud is some deep deep well-actually-guy hipsterism.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 5h
yeah Harris golfed an out of the zone pitch that's pretty awesome and hey just good lucky hitting, how'd the two guys on base get there
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 5h
Can liberty bibberty hit left handed pitching?
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
No other sport is as accepting of total stupidly as baseball. In no other sport does Nola sniff this game.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
Just total no show by Nola. Like he no showed for his teammates when he was too dopey to get a vaccine.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
Starting him was fucking moronic. He’s fucking garbage.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
My god Nola looks ready for the glue factory
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
How can Bohm be that slow? How is it physiologically possible?
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 6h
I get excited for big games my teams play in other sports. But baseball it’s almost entirely dread.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 18h
Every morning. Massive improvement from my normal doom scrolling.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When these two teams play I find myself rooting for the Yankees, which is a testament to how unbearable the city of Boston became in the aughts and 10s.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go fly guys! wheeeeeee!
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you squint it’s honestly funny to be in the playoffs with this bullpen
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have never had a single nice thing to say about Alec Bohm and I’m not going to pretend otherwise.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t bunt.
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reynas: You have to play our son. He’s the best. Berhalter: Buddy I don’t even play MY son and he’s way better:
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep talking about Berhalter because he keeps doing stuff that deserves to be talked about. That was a tracer missile of a corner.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From this group… Ready: Hall Close: Mehmeti Not ready: Pierre, Westfield, Raines
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am a known Gio Reyna skeptic, but this is as well as he’s played in the US shirt for quite a while.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just can’t see Brady playing much international soccer.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is absolutely not a foul and Brady complaining when he just wasn’t strong enough is weak
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a very awkward 11 for the US and it looks very awkward.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s just so good from Berhalter.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t understand how y’all can watch other baseball games tonight. I’d rather stick my dick in a toaster than watch baseball right now.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish he’d gotten a real send off game. He’s a player that truly maximized every ounce of his talent for Fulham and for the US.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is going to end EXACTLY HOW ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION KNEW IT WOULD END IN FUCKING FEBRUARY. Oh my god please let sports end
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I now have to go coach soccer. Say a prayer for the poor children.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boy there are a lot of dumbfuck baseball fans who think you shouldn’t pitch your best pitchers against the other team’s best hitters.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One team is hitting Austin Riley 7th. The other team is hitting a journeyman with negative career WAR. Yes, Riley was terrible this year, but who would you rather have up?
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just because it didn’t work doesn’t mean it was the wrong thing to do. Any one of the fail sons sitting in the pen could have done the same.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just cannot abide this team’s limp dick offense. It makes me feel such rage.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember a few years ago when they beat us and those two young kids came on and looked like maradona and everyone was screaming about our new overlords?
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last time pimping this. Donate a few bucks to help girls play soccer and get a meme-y bracelet or two for your team. www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pumpkin bundt cake with maple brown butter glaze baking in the oven and the Phillies ready to disappoint me in the playoffs. It’s officially autumn.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d like to that @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online for fixing the vibes. 🫡
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lloyd Smucker sounds exactly like you’d expect a guy named Lloyd Smucker to sound.
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justkunk @justkunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoa! Runs!
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