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Scrappy Shark @heyitsscrappy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gotta bring up my favorite episode of the Kardashians
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Jank @jank.cool · 20/08/2026
Here are Jank's subscriber goals. It's simple - the more people join, the more writers we let out of their cages. www.jank.cool/behold-our-f...
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Behold, our first subscriber goals
Here’s what we will do if more of you all support us
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.
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Justin @justin-joseph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@jesawyer.bsky.social ~4 years ago I played Pentiment and I liked it and later started The Name of the Rose, got about 200 pages in, was enjoying it but got frustrated about the Latin, then got The Key to the Name of the Rose, am reading it and now I’m up late researching Peter Abelard. So, thanks.
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 14/05/2026
i’m not on tiktok anymore but
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 30/01/2026
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Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
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Brendy_C @brendyc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We're launching a website. Jank is an independent PC games website funded by readers. jank.cool If you like funny, thoughtful games journalism and can't stand adverts, deals posts, affiliate links, and other nonsense - Jank is for you.
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Justin @justin-joseph.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@stealthboomboom.bsky.social - Have you been bested by Jack “The Jackal” Carver? Keeping us in suspense out here. Hope you’re all doing well!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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Connie Walker @conniewalker.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
On Wednesday, just days before her wedding, 25-year-old Hassouna was killed in an Israeli airstrike that hit her home in northern Gaza. Ten members of her family, including her pregnant sister, were also killed. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
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‘If I die, I want a loud death’: Gaza photojournalist killed by Israeli airstrike
Fatima Hassouna, who had been documenting war in Gaza for 18 months and was subject of new documentary, killed along with 10 members of her family
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Justin @justin-joseph.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A film that takes place where you’re from
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Ryan Hartman @ryanhartman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'll donate to every Dem candidate who primaries these spineless worms.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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Cryptmaster @thecryptmaster.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
If you've enjoyed Cryptmaster, please consider sharing the news. Despite an IGF award, a 95% Steam rating and a free demo, the game has gone mostly unnoticed by both press and players. It's not just a typing game and there may still be people out there who would enjoy it!
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There's one objectively correct answer here.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I feel like everyone who did hackneyed pr puff pieces on this guy calling him an epic genius and stuff while he was still just a relatively marginal billionaire and not yet the most powerful villain in the world should do a public apology and then retire
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
House Democrats just picked someone who is literally dying for ranking member of a powerful watchdog committee as Trump comes into office
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Dying Congressman to Head Oversight
The gerontocracy wins again
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/12/2024
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Only thankful for one thing this year
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Turning a big dial that says “New Vegas woke level” and constantly looking back at the audience for approval
YouTube comment that reads:

Heard Avowed is woke af. Is it true? New Vegas was so good but I don’t have any hope for this one…
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Stealth Boom Boom | A Stealth Video Games Podcast @stealthboomboom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tomorrow morning. Mini Ninjas. Subscribe to Stealth Boom Boom. Cheers x o x o
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet thehardtimes.net/culture/regi...
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Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors that he’s a part of newly reelected Donald Trump’s cabinet.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Serial killer on TV: - extremely smart - also, cunning like an animal - charismatic but cold ‐ troubled childhood - operatic sensibilities - can only be caught by the greatest detective Serial killer IRL: - just a cop - a regular cop - cops won't stop him because he is a cop
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/03/2024
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New hero just dropped
The old man who went viral in China for making dry sandwiches
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Colm Ahern @colmahern.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Alien: Isolation is now 10 years old, so we went & played it. And then we recorded a podcast chatting about the marketing, the pre-launch press coverage, and whether the game's any good in 2024. I’d love it if you gave it a listen. Thanks x o x o
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @kermitment.com · 13/11/2024
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets
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Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I just wish there was a videogame where I could go in guns blazing, OR take the stealthy approach...
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Absolutely shocked that the folks who call everyone a groomer are nominating a pedophile to be the attorney general.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2024
Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll theonion.com/justice-depa...
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 13/11/2024
TRIVIA: If confirmed as Trump’s attorney general, Matt Gaetz would make history as the first-ever Cabinet secretary to lead a department that previously investigated him for sex trafficking
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Stealth Boom Boom | A Stealth Video Games Podcast @stealthboomboom.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Constant fear! The Sevastopol sound! A chaotic xenomorph! 👽 It's time for another episode of the Stealth Boom Boom video games podcast! 🎧 We're talking Creative Assembly's first-person stealth game, Alien: Isolation. 🎙️ Links in the replies ⬇️
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
oh nice they have both
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 10/11/2024
i needed to hear this, and i want to hear it from every governor youtu.be/AgIaJDqhP7U?...
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Gov. Tim Walz speaks publicly for first time since 2024 election loss
YouTube video by CBS News
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Part of the con job of Trump and his band of weirdos is this Big Bad Wolf /Bond villain shtick that I have no patience for indulging. They are very bad and are absolutely going to try to do awful and cruel things. But they are not evil geniuses and a lot of them are genuinely idiots.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
It feels different than it did in 2016. I feel existential weariness. You don’t bring back a guy like that unless your country has a collective death wish. It’s like inviting the xenomorph back onto the Nostromo.
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Stealth Boom Boom | A Stealth Video Games Podcast @stealthboomboom.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
For those that want to play along at home... Here's the schedule for the next four episodes of Stealth Boom Boom: 👽 November 12th - Alien: Isolation 🥷 November 26th - Mini Ninjas 🔫 December 10th - Rogue Warrior 🏆 December 24th - Game of the Year 2024 - The Boomies
Release schedule for the next four episodes of Stealth Boom Boom:

November 12th - Alien: Isolation

November 26th - Mini Ninjas

December 10th - Rogue Warrior

December 24th - Game of the Year 2024 - The Boomies
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