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JupiterFlood

@jupiterflood.bsky.social
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Time traveller, Ancient (He/They/Any pronouns) “Per Dolorem Ad Astra” 💀✨

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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Being horny all the time really sucks. 0/10 would not recommend
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Fire 🔥
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"Every small detail of Brom's awful story returned to haunt his recollection." -The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) Jeez, what a thing to say. No notes.
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This quote actually 💀🪦
But hope is a liar with gentle hands.
It feeds you pieces of a future you'll never hold.
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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hydrate. Like, right now. By the time you feel thirsty, your body is already dehydrated. Go get a drink. I'll wait. #FaerieGodmother
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Myles of Progress @mylesofprogress.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I had to #eevee #pokemon #pokemongo #pogo
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Myles of Progress @mylesofprogress.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Y'all literally? Learning how to talk to yourself like this is invaluable. Originally posted by Soulst3r on Tiktok. A thread:
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Random YouTuber: “And, I’ll see you in the next video!” Me watching: “That’s not how videos work.”
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/04/2025
laughing imagining people in stock photos described like porno. "Housewife with natural tits reading a book in her living room"
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Myles of Progress @mylesofprogress.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
When you're your favorite boys' favorite boy
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oi 👋🧑‍🚀
Artistically edited selfie, middle-aged brown man wearing a Microclimate Air3 with reading glasses on, in the back seat of a car, looking into camera.
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The Multiclassing Craftsman @mccraftsman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How do yall balance trying to be a full time artist when you have a full time job? How do y'all that have dine it do it? Because i cant seem to.
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The Multiclassing Craftsman @mccraftsman.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I like how i did the texture on the spots and fur 💛
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Steve Edwards @the-big-quiet.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
✨Nature is healing✨
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Buntglas ♡ Comms open! @buntglas.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Life hack: assume every tweet is just the poster's introspection about themself. Even if phrased like advice. They're just thinking out loud about themself, not trying to formulate some universal truth for every context under the sun. Trust me, bro. You'll have a better online experience
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The Multiclassing Craftsman @mccraftsman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
There are lpts of negative emotions behind this #drawing but i'm still very proud of how it came out. #selkie #portrait #fantasyportrait #characterdesign #fantasycharacter
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mims @aiyacat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
women are gorgeous!!!
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/12/2024
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but: If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present. Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@xclassingcraftsman.bsky.social hey! I didn’t remember I’m already on here! lol
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
@marigoldwise.bsky.social Hey hey, hi hi! 👋☺️
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/08/2023
"Why didn't women speak out about those creeps sooner?" Okay so- what you are not going to do is blame women for the actions of men
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
😬
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
What if I changed my pfp to this
Kirby with the 👁️👄👁️ emoji face
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Anomaly @wolfy.club · 21/08/2023
what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata
a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Me in my mask:
Photo of a middle-aged brown man with salt and pepper beard and hair looking into camera wearing a FloMask Pro N95 respirator.
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JupiterFlood @jupiterflood.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Getting surveilled in a sundress
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_Mark 🏳️‍🌈 @marxgbaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
In honor of Jonathan Frakes' birthday, allow me to share my favorite Riker meme
Top half of image is Cardi B saying "He got a bears? Well, I'm tryna wet it"
Bottom half of image is Will Riker smiling and raising an eyebrow
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grace @acab4cutie.top · 05/07/2023
fuck i’m gonna NUT N-never let her forget how beautiful she is U-understand her on the deepest level T-treat her like a queen
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