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@junipei.bsky.social
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Want a beautiful shitpost of your own? Go to ko-fi.com/junipei and use the DMs to talk quotes I also answer asks on my ayy-junipei.tumblr.com

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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw one where they had a lady who turned out liked to fake being in labour and they almost showed the whole damn cooch. Double standards
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also the Lidl and rat commission tiers are CLOSED. Was criminally undercharging for Lidl and also faced difficulty getting more photos unless I pilfered them from the internet. Rat one just falls under the basic tier so merged into that.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey lads I revamped my commissions to provide a better guideline of what you can expect from me. ko-fi.com/junipei/comm...
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Hey this is my Ko-Fi where you can pay for stuff EZPZ
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I told on you to Mexico
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You fucking Americanised the Wigan Kebab!? The one good thing Wigan had and you McPounded it to smithereens
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
Omegaverse is getting too complicated!!!!
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bunch of mutuals got Mr Beasted this week and I learned it gets spread through unrelated and delayed infostealer attacks. It could have happened months ago and you wouldn't have known it. Real zombie hours. Perhaps I too shall cough and a screenshot of a Mr Beast casino scam gently falls out
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Linguiney...
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blessed be the online seller who uses gummy bears instead of bubble wrap to ship your stuff
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing everyone share how Dolly Parton inspired or LITERALLY helped them out of poverty or disaster really shows what it takes to be a kind wealthy person: listening, understanding, and using your resources to give people better lives.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026
back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Glong rip ~ for @guyver3x.bsky.social
Wildrider from Transformers takes a big ol hit from the glong the famous glock that's also a bong
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They's day out
Junipei dragged around Mexico and enamored with legit fr burrito to the point of paralysis. Like none of that texmex shit its frfr, frfr, frfr...
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dang thats my bedtime :(
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What timezone u at bestie?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/08/2026
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cen ⚔️🛡️🌿 moving and working! @aiphelix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Absolutely do not fucking fall for this garbage, fake-ass pivot. It's not a pivot, it's repackaged bigotry and misinformation.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tired: using torrents to download the latest Harry Potter movie. Wired: using torrents to download the Amnesty International report that JK Rowling wants to censor.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
jon ronson has written a book about men who go crazy online and he's dedicated an entire chapter to graham linehan. graham is not going to like the observer review.
Ronson’s account of Graham Linehan is another harrowing tale of a man’s life ruined by the internet. Linehan was a beloved comedy writer, co-creator of Father Ted, and a prolific presence on Twitter, where he was well liked and respected. Then, in 2013, something began to shift, when an episode of his sitcom The IT Crowd, first broadcast in 2008, was repeated. In it, a man discovers his girlfriend is transgender and a brawl breaks out between the two. Viewers did not like the display of violence nor the supposed implication that the trans woman was “really” a man, underlying maleness bursting forth uncontrollably once she is angry.

Linehan responded to criticism with polite bafflement, then defensiveness, and finally overt anger. He began to research transgender issues and developed a singular obsession with the topic, which has since gone on to comprehensively destroy his career and personal life. Linehan, who believes trans activism and indeed ordinary trans existence pose an existential threat to women, talks of little else (except, these days, a fervent pro-Israel stance). He tweets near-constantly, cloaking his obsession with supposed concern for the wellbeing of cisgender women, but he does not balk at aggressively insulting those women who disagree with him.Linehan’s self-ignited ruin stopped being satisfying for even his opponents to watch a while back, and now is only profoundly depressing. Ronson was once a good friend, but in refusing to endorse Linehan’s beliefs about transgender issues, he was added to his long list of his enemies. In The Castle, Ronson speaks to him directly, having been attacked countless times on Linehan’s social media feed. One thing that becomes clear, beyond the truly abject state of Linehan’s wellbeing, is that he is able to persevere with his campaign because he has convinced himself he is battling the greatest danger currently at play in the world. At one point he suggests that there are so many fewer serial killers nowadays because all the sociopaths have migrated to the internet in order to argue with him about trans issues instead. It reminded me of religious protesters screaming at me in Dublin once, as I walked into a reproductive-rights clinic that provided information about abortion. I was furious, but then forced myself to think about how I would feel or act if I truly, earnestly believed that every abortion is equivalent to the murder of a child. That might, indeed, drive me mad.

The Linehan chapter is brilliant: insightful, candid and moving. I’m still not convinced that any broader crisis of masculinity or male purpose had much to do with Linehan’s downfall, though. He wasn’t at a loss or empty of purpose when he began his campaign. He didn’t turn to vitriol because he didn’t have anything else to do. His case is, if anything, notable for involving a man with an enviable life and abundant success throwing it away for reasons that to many in the outside world may seem obscure or deranged.
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dear Pomni... #tadc
Caine, posed in a similar fashion to Princess Peach in Super Mario 64, has a letter beside him that reads:

Dearest Pomni:
Do NOT come to the circus. I've made an absolute dog shit adventure. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry.
-Caine
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So he got 25% of the total vote which wasn't enough but woa mama. Frankly, its funnier that Farage never even showed up to the results because he'd be surrounded by jokers and clowns. My brother in Christ you arranged for the whole damn circus to come to Clacton in the first place.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was relying on a fancy brand for my pesto since all basic supermarket ones are cashew but today they too switched the recipe to cashew reeeeee
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm really fucking mad that all the shops changed their pestos from pine nut based to cashew based you fucking imbeciles nut allergies aren't universal shakes you bites you shakes you like a dog toy
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🐮Hexdoll VT | Mal0 IRL👻🏳️‍⚧️ @hexdollvt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😔💔 #VotV #VoicesOfTheVoid
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's actually quite funny that the real story turns out to be that Harry Potter fans keep despoiling an ecologically sensitive site owned by the National Trust with clutter, despite being asked repeatedly not to
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There's gotta be a market for Factorio porn though I imagine most of it is perfect conveyor belt alignment
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If Count Binface actually takes out the trash in Clacton nevermind it being an insane Wikipedia shattering event – all his voters would farm enough karma to escape the wheel of pain.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you read the quote thread its Google training its AI on docs as an opt-out setting and therefore able to use confidential information if you weren't aware of it. But fanfic is technically safe since it has no tangible copy protection but it do suck man.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So big fucking L for retweeting the cheeto and gassing man up, but he's done nothing pro-trump since then, so smaller L. Unless something new happened, in that case cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians I guess
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh I heard about that waaay back its part true part misinfo. Basically the Proton guy retweeted Trump's announcement of a pro Antitrust AG appointment and complained that Democrats weren't protecting small business like they used to and that cheeto's 1st admin did more for antitrust.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me and the Eurogang have been using Proton Drive for sharing our fics it doesn't have the same QOL features you're used to from Google, but its built with Euro privacy in mind
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nice meeting you
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm Junipei on Discord
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes you left them at the stall and they were kept there. I wasn't there on Sunday and I wasn't told you picked them up. Tbh I don't think I can get them to you now but happy to refund the £10
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I could do with 5 mins in there
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WAHOOOO
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Amne decided to front the bill now so commission them instead or buy they merch at TFN on saturday
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I have put out a callout for mutuals going to TFN and in Birmingham so fingers crossed but I'm gonna need a lot more fingers
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So I had to drop 80 quid so my boy Amne could make it to TFN if someone wants to commission me it'll make me 90% less mad
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i hate conspiracy theorists talking about "pyramids in antarctica" thats my ice base stop telling everyone!!!!
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh yeag this is a boyo that honks and yearns for the tumbledryer
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Dr. Erika Graham-Goering @jeanneologist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
'Anthropic described the project as “our effort to disruptively scan all the world’s books” in an internal memo, which noted “we do not want it to be known that we are pursuing this project”.'
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They cancelled the fucking strike I'm going to eat my own fucking kidney I spent extra money for fucking nothing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ꔫ MerrySpark ꔫ @merryspark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Canceling your PlayStation Plus subscription alone will do more than this entire boycott lol.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I guess the thing that pissed me off was that TFNs support desk email is completely unmanned for the rest of the con. I was within that 14-day refund period and it would have been nice if I could have rebooked for the day my OG train operator wasn't throwing a fit.
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Junipei @junipei.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ok crisis averted I just gotta redirect into wales first ough my fuckin peanit
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