pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026spirit desire, fuck my wife / ask us how we met (it was on Second Life™️) 010
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i'm in the dj booth looking at pictures of my wife and kids with the dj. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you have completed my seven trials of 2000's nostalgia and now for the ultimate assesment: you must take the PEPSI CHALLENGE 010
Reposted by pantsnelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 12/09/2026reunion show for your faves *the moderators* coming up on october 1st in brooklyn no we will not be playing our old stuff stop asking 282
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026lmao babe who did you say i drive like the other day?? lmao that's not even a name. it's the name of a band?? but then who was i driving like?? 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026pretending to have beef with a drag queen at this bar i'm basically never gonna be in any kind of proximity to going forward just to feel something. 100
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026all dude 3 piece post-punk band and they each look like a different trans woman i know 020
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026dying at the ig stories of ivy yolk at the wood shoppe... lmfao fame and success are a curse. dont @ me unless you have fewer than 750 followers. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026the summer's basicaly over i keep getting sunblock in my eye i havent shaved my legs since may and i'm practically 40 bro be so fucking for real when's the last time i even read a book???!!!?? 100
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026book that room bike uphill blast those beats dream about me 010
Reposted by pantsHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Friends holding intervention to tell me I am not pulling off the black lipstick 30124427
Reposted by pantsnelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 15/07/2026tom delonge if he was really into sports betting: all the ball things 071
Reposted by pants ★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 13/07/2026millennial jigsaw: would you like to play a flash game? 0647
Reposted by pantsvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026we've structured society that "education" means "passing tests" and it is an expensive investment into getting long-term financial stability rather than education and learning being something you engage with for your whole life 1894
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i miss playing low rank melty and catching ppl full screen with superjump table. that and burning a ton of meter on projectiles... mmm soon it's back 2 scrub life for me. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026used to be you could dismiss someone's assumptions about you by saying "wow you sure have me pegged." but now if you say that some chick born in 1999 is gonna be like 🫢 i've got you what??!!!??? 🫨 i've got you whaaaaaat!!!?! 💀💀💀 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 01/07/202628 year old at a bar: what's up? me: check out this instagram post i made when you were in seventh grade. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026they call it bandcamp friday but only when you avoid paying bandcamp's cut so it's like... not-bandcamp friday. ykwim? 010
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026when the girls have their like 3 cis dude friends that they think of as restoring balance to masculinity that's cool, but dont expect me to care about them. they look to me like your funko pop collection. glad these losers are bringing someone joy. 020
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i hate it when i'm at some shit and someone famous shows up. ruins my whole vibe. gtfo out of here "celebrity" dont you have some sexy woman's rooftop you can do drugs at. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026bricks vs otters - baking portion - wine identification - cod 2 lobby *halftime: japanese breakfast listening party* - mtg draft - cine2nerdle battle - 2000's name that tune judges are two butch lesbians and a cis straight man for flavor. hosted (obviously) by two nonbinary ppl: one pan and one ace. 010
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i hate walking past twinks bc i'm worried they can sense the mean things i want to call them. 100
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026could the knicks comeback save my groupchat created june 5, 2017? 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026rummaging through my Mind Palace searching, desperately, for my Least Millenial Trait. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i dont really contain multitudes... i kinda just contain two. 100
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026doin mad jumping jacks in the examination room so my blood pressure looks anomalous 010
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026gonna call girls "numbnuts" as a way to get them to voluntarily disclose pre/post op status. 020
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i didnt start from the bottom, but my gf did.. and we're visiting her parents for the holidays. me? i'm a bit of a workaholic, & think christmas is for little kids but i'm finding out my gf has lot of family traditions. just now at the mall she recognized a guy playing santa claus from middle school 000
Reposted by pantspants @juliebb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025me when the club and the moon are full: what's wrong? the club and the moon are full. 011
Reposted by pantsnelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 01/05/2026hi social media long time no chat. anyway it's bandcamp friday go buy some shit, maybe even some shit by me! nellywasnervous.bandcamp.comnellywasnervous.bandcamp.comnelly was nervouslofi emo electronic shoegaze noise pop rock n roll whatevercore from brooklyn xoxo, nelly 021
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026what if i was twenty years old and sowing seeds. hmm. bet that would be grand. wish i was reaping anything these days. 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026cis girlie texan band called "dollhouse" that calls their fans "dolls".... i'm gonna be sick. 100
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026i got the kinda anxiety it’s gonna take a LOT of bike rides to fix 000
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026i need to learn how to dance in order to get better at drumming :/ 001
Reposted by pantsjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026*scientific evidence clearly indicates the earth is round* the new york times: there is a clear bias in science towards viewing the earth as one particular shape 41269169
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026it's crazy that there's an american dude named Chick Corea. 011
Reposted by pantspants @juliebb.bsky.social · 12/02/2025thinking about opening up my birthday invitation to everyone that's gained experience while paired with me in battle, unlocking my C rank support dialogue. 001
pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i love the noise punk band getting likened to parquet courts in the magazine and i love the videos of the noise guy who plays the snare drum has lots of people in the background taking the same video with their phones. you get what you give ig 000
