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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

girl whose forgotten her iron supplement three days runninng: i dont know why i feel so tired lately

pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

just because your ig reels is full of ads for candles and swedish tourism and local theater and guitar pedals doesnt make me wrong btw.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

kinda crazy that instagram reels is basically exclusively for fetish content even though it's like the most "user deactivated for violation of tos" platform to exist. unlimited mickey mouse but no porn or porn, unlimited porn but no porn.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wish they made a drug that felt as good as reading your own tweets

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

one of those "how many mistakes are you going to make" videos but it ends with me hanged at the hague.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

dan smith would not have taught your nasty ass guitar!

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that's more "where are the items? i havent gotten a hammer all game. why doesnt this stage have any platforms on it?"

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fighting games stay winning bc how are you gonna do this at magic night?? "tee hee what order do these simultaneous replacement effects trigger"?

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

spirit desire, fuck my wife / ask us how we met (it was on Second Life™️)

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i'm in the dj booth looking at pictures of my wife and kids with the dj.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

you have completed my seven trials of 2000's nostalgia and now for the ultimate assesment: you must take the PEPSI CHALLENGE

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nelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 12/09/2026

reunion show for your faves *the moderators* coming up on october 1st in brooklyn no we will not be playing our old stuff stop asking

tk, julie, liv, and nelly on a big chair outside of purgatory

show flyer reading:

01 oct 2026
doors 7:30pm
music 8pm
675 central ave, bk
purgatory
$12/15
+21
coco smith
heaviness fell
(debut) too many horses
(reunion) the moderators

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

an evil joan jett would be like "i HATE rock and roll"

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

not doing jack Shit September

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

girl who never tucks: guess i'll just roll

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

lmao babe who did you say i drive like the other day?? lmao that's not even a name. it's the name of a band?? but then who was i driving like??

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

walking out when she resumes hosting trivia etc etc

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

pretending to have beef with a drag queen at this bar i'm basically never gonna be in any kind of proximity to going forward just to feel something.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

all dude 3 piece post-punk band and they each look like a different trans woman i know

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

dying at the ig stories of ivy yolk at the wood shoppe... lmfao fame and success are a curse. dont @ me unless you have fewer than 750 followers.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i was on blue sky dot com checking the posts on my timeline the day that musician and blue sky user "nelly was nervous" invented jerking off.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me getting sunblock in that same eye tomorrow at 10:30am

lenny from simpsons going "my eye! my doctot says i'm not supposed to get pudding in it"

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i dont even have a priv for this shit and they're trying to recruit nancy mace to bluesky bro she's gonna read this shit amd say "open fire"

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the summer's basicaly over i keep getting sunblock in my eye i havent shaved my legs since may and i'm practically 40 bro be so fucking for real when's the last time i even read a book???!!!??

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

book that room bike uphill blast those beats dream about me

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Friends holding intervention to tell me I am not pulling off the black lipstick

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

hardstuck bronze but not blaming my teammates at all.

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nelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 15/07/2026

tom delonge if he was really into sports betting: all the ball things

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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

millennial jigsaw: would you like to play a flash game?

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

we've structured society that "education" means "passing tests" and it is an expensive investment into getting long-term financial stability rather than education and learning being something you engage with for your whole life

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

i miss playing low rank melty and catching ppl full screen with superjump table. that and burning a ton of meter on projectiles... mmm soon it's back 2 scrub life for me.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

used to be you could dismiss someone's assumptions about you by saying "wow you sure have me pegged." but now if you say that some chick born in 1999 is gonna be like 🫪🫢 i've got you what??!!!??? 🫪🫪🫨 i've got you whaaaaaat!!!?! 🫪🫪💀💀💀

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

28 year old at a bar: what's up? me: check out this instagram post i made when you were in seventh grade.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

they call it bandcamp friday but only when you avoid paying bandcamp's cut so it's like... not-bandcamp friday. ykwim?

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

i know my dog sick of me lovebombing then ghosting him.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

ai de-aged michael imperioli in hbo's "franz"

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

when the girls have their like 3 cis dude friends that they think of as restoring balance to masculinity that's cool, but dont expect me to care about them. they look to me like your funko pop collection. glad these losers are bringing someone joy.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i hate it when i'm at some shit and someone famous shows up. ruins my whole vibe. gtfo out of here "celebrity" dont you have some sexy woman's rooftop you can do drugs at.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

bricks vs otters - baking portion - wine identification - cod 2 lobby *halftime: japanese breakfast listening party* - mtg draft - cine2nerdle battle - 2000's name that tune judges are two butch lesbians and a cis straight man for flavor. hosted (obviously) by two nonbinary ppl: one pan and one ace.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

the real twinks vs dolls is always in the comments

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

& a little worried they're judging my dated references.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i hate walking past twinks bc i'm worried they can sense the mean things i want to call them.

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

could the knicks comeback save my groupchat created june 5, 2017?

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pants @juliebb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

rummaging through my Mind Palace searching, desperately, for my Least Millenial Trait.

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