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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 1h
maybe I don't need to know why a half-shriveled potato was in my mailbox
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 2h
seen some folks wistfully sayin their town is probably too small or out of the way but THAT IS THE POINT. for a little more information, i am planning on possibly doing my own tours OUTSIDE of the book tour cycle, which means i can do anything i want if it is technically fesable. REWRITING THE RULES
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16h
$15 ebooks? One dollar. $10 ebooks? Just a buck. $25 ebooks? You guessed it. 💵 💵 💵 Sale ends this week. Don't dilly-dally, gang.
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 17h
some men are so fkn clueless istg I'm walking out the back door at work some guy is standing next to his car: oh good, I've got your doordash delivery, I was about to call me: I didn't order door dash him: then why did you come up to me? me: idk dude, you talked to me first
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 18h
This updated property map tells you who owns any building in California. Plug in any address and instantly see who owns it.
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This map reveals who owns every property in California, updated for 2026
This updated property map tells you who owns any building in California. Plug in any address and instantly see who owns it.
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 29/09/2026
"if only she were a hognose"
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this game and its sequels (and imitators) are my 9 games, as they showed in HACKERS (in beta form) it was the quintessential future gaming experience
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 29/09/2026
taking inspiration from playing the Sims and calling my friend to go chill at her place and shoot the shit
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Use Alt Text not A.I. @carebear2717.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Ooooh
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Sailormoon Anime
Alt: Sailormoon Anime transformation sequence
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 29/09/2026
sandbag that shit if you live near lake Merritt, estuary, coastline
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 29/09/2026
the valkyries started their playoff run for their second season with a home game and the opening ceremony cinematic had every right to go this hard
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 28/09/2026
this is the best Folsom fit check photo you're gonna get from me, I was too busy working the whole event to get any photos of myself whoops
🤳 I'm wearing a light red bra that's pretty see-through, with pasties made of blue painter's tape covering my nipples. Over that, i have a lightweight harness that features a collar and frames my boobs, made of blue leather and chrome  chains. My usual choker (with the clue labradorite) is layered above the harness collar. One earring is a pendant of chain mail scales in bisexual price colors ; the other, a beaded spiral with dripp done in trans pride colors. My hair is freshly purple and blue-green, and a curly messy  shag that's a little wild.
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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey everyone I met this good girl named Pickles
Side view of a very cute smiling pup, a brown & black chiweenie in a pink harness Good pup Pickles looking at the camera. Very happy to be here
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 28/09/2026
gf: oh check this out, you'll like it also gf: oh it was you who reposted it me: 🤩 🤩 🤩
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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🏳️‍⚧️ Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃 @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something I’ve learned long ago.
tinsnip
Don't assume malice. Assume ignorance.
Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.
froborr
Always remember Hanlon's Razor-Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation."
That's said, never forget Fred Clark's Law, either: &Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." There's a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice-at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 28/09/2026
almost got whiplash last night spent all day at the kink festival, but as soon as I stepped outside the fair fence some gross dude tried to traffic me and my friend into playing at his rich friend's mansion in the sex dungeon. sometimes said friend gifts $1000 and trips to Bulgaria. no thanks
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 27/09/2026
you know it's a gender-expansive event when somebody talks about me as "she--er, they" lmao
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 26/09/2026
taking my PEP pills after the play party like a good little slut
🤳 I'm looking you in the eye and sticking my tongue out, there's two brown and yellow geltabs of doxycycline pep (post-exposure prophylactic) on my tongue. Also a tasteful amount of cleavage in my teal scoop-neck t-shirt.
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 26/09/2026
I love producing our gay little party it's so nice to see my friends get laid so many good titties and good smooches and good snuggles
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
Hey friends. Don’t forget to get this year’s flu shot and your COVID booster. CVS has them available now, at least in NY. Just scheduled mine
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 25/09/2026
not me dilating in bed while editing documents tonight's play party and sending them to the house printer
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 25/09/2026
we're running a 150-person play party tonight and I have zero plans a out what I'm wearing it's plant-themed though, and I'm covered in tattoos of different plants and mushrooms. also they do look like orchids, don't they. so I guess I'll just wear that [nothing at all]
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 25,1944
P1- NANCY SEES A FLOWER BLOOMING IN A CRACK IN THE STREET
P2- NANCY LEAVES AND RETURNS WITH SOME STRING AND A LARGE PIECE OF CARDBOARD 
P3- NANCY HAS MADE A DETOUR SIGN AND PLACED ACROSS THE ROAD, IN FRONT OF THE FLOWER IN THE ROAD
A MAN IN A AUTOMOBILE HAS STOPPED AND IS LOOKING AT THE DETOUR SIGN
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amanda hess @amandahess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wrote about Bernadine Bluntly, a tradwife who lived with her husband and six children in an off-grid tiny home until last year, when she snuck down the gravel path to the highway, called the police, and got a restraining order. Now she's an ex-trad infuencer: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/s...
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Bernadine Bluntly’s Brand Was Tradwife. Then She Got Divorced.
What happens when a trad influencer leaves her husband, questions her beliefs, stops selling anti-feminism T-shirts — and still needs to make a living online?
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, grant me no chill for things I can't change. Fuck serenity, I'm going in with a machete.
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#83419A
a square filled in with vivid purple color  #83419a.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/09/2026
I AM ABOUT TO READ THIS, SORRY TO BRAG BUT ALSO NOT SORRY AT ALL
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Jiz Lee @jizlee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friendly reminder to... Buy my book! Order "Coming Out Like a Porn Star (2nd edition)" from your local bookshop, library, or buy a copy from me and get a special custom signature. jizlee.bigcartel.com/product/comi...
Cover art for "Coming Out Like a Porn Star" shows an illustrated version of its editor peering out from pink folds. Text shows Forewords by Samantha Cole and Dr. Mireille Miller-Young. Edited by Jiz Lee. Words by: Annie Sprinkle, Conner Habib, Jessica Stoya, Joanna Angel, Siri Dahl, Nina Hartley, Neve, Sinnamon Love, Tyler Knight, Zahra Stardust, and more.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 24/09/2026
it is DONE s.qiouyi.lu/interests/pro-wrestling/socal-lucha/
s.qiouyi.lu
Southern California Lucha Directory | S. Qiouyi Lu
Directory of promotions and related pages for lucha events in Southern California & Tijuana.
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 24/09/2026
thanks, past me, for ordering literally 1000 wristbands for our last big party so that current me didn't have to last-minute ship 200 wrist bands like we usually do
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a lifetime in prison wouldn't be enough
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha!

*points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
9:12 AM • Aug 20, 2026
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Enrique" is picking oranges in Visalia, CA area. "We're paid $33 per 900 lb bin. We get this rate as the fruit on the trees is very small, so it takes much longer to fill a bin. I work 6 hours, from 5 to 11 am and managed to fill 3 bins. Basically, about one every 2 hrs." #WeFeedYou
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just emailed 26,000 people about snail facts advent calendars. This better result in 500 snail sales. Snales. Wait that just sounds like snails. Is that a good omen?? Get a calendar here: SquidFacts.net
An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 22/09/2026
da drawing bug will not let go top: titán inset: bandido in virgen de guadalupe serape left: templario upper right: hangman spitting swerve’s blood bottom right: el hijo del vikingo hugging komander #AEW #CMLL #AAA #art
pencil sketches 

top: titán

inset: bandido in virgen de guadalupe serape

left: templario

upper right: hangman spitting swerve’s blood

bottom right: el hijo del vikingo hugging komander
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
still waiting on my film to get developed, but the only phone photo I took at the forest rave last weekend turned out to be non-depictive yet perfectly evocative
A blur of deep red and black, from which you can make out the forms of a crowd, light fixtures, a stage, and tree branches. the image is charged with energy yet remains mostly abstract
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep, you know what day it is
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Sayonara Lara pissed you off, try this! Uranus 2324 is Thailand's first lesbian sci-fi film, possibly the most expensively produced lesbian piece of media from here, and it's about two women who will bend spacetime itself and reunite to be lovers in every and any timeline.
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 20/09/2026
my favorite neighbor is chilling in the backyard yelling "that's 👏 my👏 shit! 👏" our neighborhood is rad
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 20/09/2026
saw local meteorologist on climate catastrophe issues, wheee Kelvin waves from the hottest el niño gradually sweeping up the west coast from Mexico through the bay area over the next month rising sea levels gradually so that high tide causes flooding yes, that includes floods around Lake Merritt
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julie, like jewelry @julie.alady.top · 20/09/2026
is it an ad hominem to write off this article before I've even read past the byline
An article from the Atlantic, entitled "The Data-Center Debate is Divorced from the Facts" written by Andy Masley. His bio reports Andy, before reporting on AI safety and policy, he led the effective-altruistic network in D.C.
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