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Careful book editing for indie romance authors. My resting bitchface brings all the boys to the yard. JuliaEdits.com - julia@juliaedits.com (she/her) - AI-free

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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It absolutely roasted me. Why doesn’t it just say “cat lady”? 😂
Cat lady Amazon judgement
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My statement is more like "They stole 400+ books I edited, and thus they stole my work as well, only I'm not eligible for compensation" and I say it how I feel about it -- angry.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pardon me, but I just stood in my backyard for 3 minutes and received 2 mosquito bites. This is an outrage!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have personally explained the process to you, Debra!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everybody listening to the banter at the top of this ep:
A screenshot of an old tweet by @AlexBlechman: 
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi-novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus
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Fated Mates @fatedmates.net · 30/09/2026
It's a lot harder to fundraise during the midterms, so we're not even halfway to our goal. If you have a few bucks to spare, please consider donating to the Fated States Project. fatedmates.net/givingcircle
fatedmates.net
Fated States | Join and Donate | The States Project
Learn more about Fated States on Grapevine.org
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not me, days later, wondering if that clerk got to leave, @courtneymilan.com?
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way I feel when I book new projects! I mean, obvs I'm a freelancer and I need $, but it's the sheer optimism of Romancelandia writers writing, of saying "I'm going to create art in this messy world" that gets me. The horrors persist but so do we!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evergreen:
An old tweet: finally an R rated Superman movie. People in the street, all nude: look up in the sky. It’s some shithead. Superman: what’s up fuckers 
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
See, we don't need AI graphics!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👏👏👏 YOU DID THE THING!!!! Now you get this: 🌟. Pin it to your shirt so everyone knows.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
G'mar chatima tova to anyone observing. May you have a meaningful Yom Kippur and be sealed in the Book of Life. And after that, please double-check your voter registration. We've got a lot of work to do this year and the revolution isn't going to start itself.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey nerds, my kid turned me on to this daily game, and I really enjoy it!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My husband, an IATSE prop man, worked with her in the early 90s. On day one, he offered Ms. Bancroft some prop options. Her response: "Please call me Mrs. Brooks." 💗
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheese is always a good solution to whatever ails you.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
3 yrs ago: mudslide on my street wrecks my garage. 2 yrs ago: semi knocks over my 150yo oak tree. Today: large truck runs into my wall & destroys my Little Free Library. Sob. Please send good vibes to my house because I'm *done*!
A brick wall that's been knocked over, and a Little Free Library that is in pieces on the ground, with books scattered.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Copy editors … are like priests, safeguarding their faith.” 🥹 I feel seen. (I love my job.)
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shana tova, friends. May you be inscribed & sealed in the Book of Life. Please eat something sweet to bring yourself a sweet new year; apples + honey is traditional. And register to vote!! (Also it's hard as hell to be a Jewish person in America right now so please watch out for your Jewish pals.)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out?
USA Today headline: Trump floats $5,000 checks 'if the Republicans win.' Is that a bribe?
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're conditioned to fear both-sidesing when it comes to any romance set in a political milieu, so thanks for clarifying no Republicans!
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Tanya Gold | Editor & Translator 💕📚 (they/iel) @tanyagold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PAID GIG: I'm looking for someone who knows Spanish Sign Language. I'm going to be translating a graphic novel where SSL is featured (hooray for d/Deaf rep!!) and I want to be sure that I get the text aligned with the signs in the artwork. This should be happening at some point this year. #xl8
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just another reminder that every single one of you who posts on Substack posts on a Nazi platform.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It made me so uncomfortable!!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you — alas I haven’t read it so that’s not it.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Temp job during college spring break: sitting inside a windowless storage room at a Hollywood special effects company, putting their years and years of canceled checks in numerical order. Supposed to last 2 weeks; I ran away after 1.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You guys, which romance novel has mentions of the intricately made glass flowers, plants & animals in Harvard's collection? I feel really certain these were mentioned in a book I recently read but can't remember which. (Some photos at the link.) #Romancelandia
hmnh.harvard.edu
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/09/2026
These guys are vultures. I've had two separate groups contact me to try to buy my outcome in this settlement, and ESPECIALLY AT THIS JUNCTURE, where we have a final settlement date, PLEASE consider literally anything except selling your claim.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have personally explained the process to you, Debra!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👏👏👏
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I got a horse right here!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Racists ruin *everything*, god dammit.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jesus effing eff, watching all these authors getting screwed in their settlement money makes me wish, yet again, that Romancelandia had a functional industry association.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/09/2026
Hey friends, if you have any books in the Anthropic settlement, please go read @courtneymilan.com & @victoriastrauss.com's timelines! There are some publisher hijinks afoot including multiple publishers "accidentally" claiming 100% of a book's settlement, or claiming 50% on reverted titles.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Matilda 2: Read Harder!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Omg @aquariumpacific.bsky.social responded to me on threads 🥹
A threads exchange about a giant sea bass
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bro all your borogoves are mimsy rn
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 27/08/2026
Hi all! Bree and Donna do a lot for everyone. Check out some super cool stuff they have.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hang on, you *just* spoke out about street vendors and compared them to unhoused people. So which is it, Mayor Bass. For the record, I'm an Angeleno and I will be voting.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm renaming Lake Ontario "The Kennedy Center." Then I'm renaming the (current) Kennedy Center "Trump Lake." Then I'm tearing down Trump Lake and building The Ontario Center for American Lakes. Then I'm flooding it and renaming it Lake White House. Then I'm renaming the movie "The Lake House" "Ontar
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did you see Jane Fonda's tribute to Dolly Parton? Jane called her "the voluptuous embodiment of empathy" and I just think that's so perfectly correct. That empathy touched so, so, so many lives. (Photo: Steve Schapiro)
A black-and-white photo of Dolly Parton, possibly from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Incredible. We built a machine that can move faster than a human. Truly a watershed moment in our development as a species. This is a post about the invention of the bicycle in 1817. Also here’s a stupid robot running fast and falling down.
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Olivia Dade @oliviawrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m participating in an auction to support @celestepewter.bsky.social! Bidding runs from 8/21 at 10 a.m. ET through 8/24 at 10 p.m. ET, and the auction features signed books, custom art, critiques, AMAs, and crafts. :-) I'm offering a 45-minute video chat! www.32auctions.com/organization...
32auctions.com
45-Minute AMA with Olivia Dade
Auction item '45-Minute AMA with Olivia Dade' hosted online at 32auctions.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have no Chinatown rec but I say beforehand you should shift over by 1 block, have Cielito Lindo taquitos as an appetizer. (If you're arriving via Union Station, this'll be super convenient.) Afterward, might as well trot over 1 block east to Father Boyle's Homegirl Cafe. Excellent chilaquiles.
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't follow Sportsball but I am a certified WordNerd so I'm madly in love with "palindroming" here!
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JuliaEdits @juliaedits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh hey I edited Simone Stark's Written on His Skin - featuring a delightful little tattoo situation + an epistolary romance and a curvy heroine!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These pundits are longing for a world that does not exist except in their own minds, and are missing the tangible and good results of living and fighting in the other world, the one that does exist, that we all have to live in.
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