Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 1hDon’t think so, The Grounds are a whole vibe and that ain’t it. 010
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 2hYou’d be surprised. I’m looking at the map and really struggling to remember one. There used to be a hotel at Ivy and Emmet that appears to no longer be there. There miiiight be something on the east end of downtown. 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What’s that place we went before the Mercer-GT game? That’s close-ish to a Marta station, yes? 200
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can we play poker using the coffee cups? Please confirm, this is important. 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The first half had to be the loudest I’ve ever heard that stadium, which is wild given how many Lions fans were there. 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wa convinced that would cost the Panthers the game. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ehhh “fan” is a bit of a stretch. I’d like them to do well but I just kinda laugh when they don’t. 000
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Most of the time, sure, but then you travel 1,000 miles and deal with shit like this. 020
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You say that like we didn’t just have Kansas v. Arizona State with a former Kentucky quarterback, Live! from Wembley Stadium. I attended Mercer-Georgia Tech instead. 000
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I apologize, this was uncalled for. I’m hoping you realize the frustration was not directed at you. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Find you a coach that hates your team’s performance as much as you do 040
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A friend of mine has this concept called “Greatest Sports Weekend Ever” where ASU wins, UofA loses, the AZ Cardinals win, and a prizefighter has a favorable outcome. You’d be shocked how seldom this has happened over the 25 years I’ve known him. Well, not that shocked. 011
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yep! And they run out of the tunnel to Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison. I have no idea if this is true, but it should be. 010
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am fully aboard this bandwagon, Go Deacs Feeling pretty good about the remaining schedule as of this morning, see y’all in Charlotte for the ACCCG. 240
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sure was! The last time we looked this bad was at Utah in the rain… last year? 010
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Really trying to figure out how the late slate could have gone much worse and I got absolutely nothing 030
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OOOOHHHHH NO SIR F U WE’RE IN THIS LATE NIGHT SHIT SHOW TOGETHER GET YOUR ASS BACK UP 020
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sorry, you’re gonna have to be more specific. (please don’t, it doesn’t matter) 010
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy shit how is it still only the 3rd quarter, this team sucks so much ass 000
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ASU was favored in this game, let that sink in. lol. Lmao. Lmfao. ROFL. Things of that nature. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s one thing that will help me feel better, I’m sure our boy Scott Satterfield will deliver. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK 120
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DAMMIT ESPN DON’T YOU DARE HONOR PAT TILLMAN WHEN WE’RE GETTING ASSBLASTED 020
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok it’s 3rd and 1, we got this! Cutter Boley:static.klipy.comRobot DiesALT: Robot Dies 160
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve seen some bad 3rd and 1 executions but holy fucking god that is a new level of ass 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nachos won’t fix this shitass team but they’ll make me feel better for a minute and we’ll take those dubs where we can get them at this point 270
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We knew it was time to GTFO Boston when we went to a south end bar for an official Florida State watch party (Srta Juan’s school) at noon and, instead of letting us watch the 3:30 slate, they kicked us out so they could air an offseason show about the Red Sox. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s just being good students of the rivalry, like how I’m mad at UofA for lighting out student union on fire in the 1950s despite being born decades after the fact. 130
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I lived in Brookline, the Lucky Strike bowling alley on Lansdowne (beyond center field at Fenway Park) was the spot for ASU get togethers. But that was forever ago. 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Love ya Bobby. @edsbs.bsky.social should see this exchange, it’s beautiful. 020
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m nice and relatively harmless, but I stay up too late and drink too much during football season. Can he come out and play? 010
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ooohhhh, that game. My dad was in town and we’d been casually drinking beers throughout the day. At 10:15 he says “I feel like a Manhattan, you want one?” and proceeds to feed me Manhattans for the entirety of a stressful game. Easily the worst hangover I’ve had in 10+ years. But we won! #ForksUp 000
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The quad box is all commercials SOOOCIAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL 120
