Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 11hShow me a picture in your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie. 1130
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Looking at this week’s school lunch options and I think I’ve found the source of the obesity epidemic 150
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Too much hot dog content on the timeline today, I had to do it 5230
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I would have gone with this one personally, I love that clean Leaves logo. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every day we stray further from god’s light. 030
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Those Okie Lite sweaters are fantastic, but have you seen the new ones from Coastal Carolina? 041
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am fully aboard this bandwagon, Go Deacs Feeling pretty good about the remaining schedule as of this morning, see y’all in Charlotte for the ACCCG. 240
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m texting with two different Clemson friends and they are not built for this life lmao 4110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m only interested in one type of Olde English discourse: 020
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Friendly reminder, today is the 30th anniversary of the original Scott Frost Day! The Sun Devils beat #1 and defending champion Nebraska, snapping a 37-game winning streak for NU and shutting out Tom Osborne for only the 2nd time in his career. 5231
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I didn’t realize so many of you were here! 120
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sitting in a hotel lobby during a rained out music festival and a new cheese fajitas mom just dropped 091
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BEEEEEEEES w/ @majorarschloch.bsky.social and @billh.bsky.social 170
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just ate at 1775, about to go fine a spot for some daydrinking (probably the Dixie Chicken). 130
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things that have been to College Station, Texas: ❌ Waffle House ❌ the Georgia Bulldogs ✅ @juangrandeasu.bsky.social 8371
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I usually did well in school, even though I rarely did the reading. 100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So I can get way into the weeds on this, but I’ll just make a couple of quick points: 1) starter homes haven’t existed for over a decade. That has to do with costs outpacing wages, not anything done by home builders. 2) this 70% stat is very misleading, and that’s as nice as I can be about it. 110
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Protip, especially if you like to cook but can’t bake worth a lick (like me). These are a buck apiece, way better than them joints out of the can, and I don’t have to do extra dishes. 340
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Got my little vegetarian running parallel and making a cream gravy 💜 2100
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hot bois out here making sausage gravy despite being tired as hell following the Ucla-Cal game 2230
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Lotta red teams on the quad box today, a tad confusing but I’m kinda rooting against all of them so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 170
Sparky Polastri @juangrandeasu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026WINSTON SALEM STATE MARCHING BAND HEEELLLLLLLLL YEAH 170
