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Michael Scott from The Office looking pained.

It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 29/09/2026

Goddamn it, I am a middle-aged man, I think perhaps I no longer have the reflexes to play a game such as Control: Resonant.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 26/09/2026

Me: [Sees an advertisment for The Talos Principle 3] Me: “Oh no. Please, no. I .. I didn’t like who I became after trying to 100% the second one. I’m older now. I have a heart condition.”

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finally the police have something to go on.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 18/09/2026

Today I saw a link to a TV show called "Our Great Yorkshire Life" and if you can say that title without also using the accent while hooking your thumbs into a pair of imaginary suspenders, you're a better person than I.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 15/09/2026

I have been using the same email address since the 1990’s and now I am planning to move away from it (because .com = American = no longer trustworthy) and oh man, it’s going to be a hilarious amount of work.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 13/09/2026

I’m not supposed to be drinking alcohol on my current meds, but there was a single cider in the fridge, and I thought “I’ll drink that, then it’s gone” and I can see why they advised not to, because now it feels like I have drunk, say, five or six large gin and tonics. And not even in a good way.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 11/09/2026

Some of you can’t walk into your local curry shop and order “my usual, please” and that’s sad.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 11/09/2026

I am preparing to binge watch the new Ghost in the Shell anime. Slightly twitchy about this, actually, as watching the original movie was a load-bearing experience for a young JSR.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 10/09/2026

Apple mentioned “aperture” in their recent new stuff video, and popped this imagine as they did so, and my Neurons Activated like the Winter Soldier because I thought that Aperture the app was back.

A screenshot of the word “Aperture” in Apple Keynote style.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 06/09/2026

In the middle of having a shower this morning, I think maybe my blood pressure crashed or something? Anyway, instead of going out to lunch, now I am lying very still. It’s fun getting to an age where you find out what old people meant by “taking one of my turns” or “having one of my spells.”

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 05/09/2026

It’s wild how much shitty cars from my youth cost now just because they’re “classic.” I saw an ad for a Mark 1 Ford Escort. “Haha” I thought, “my mate Scott had one of those. Wonder what they cost?” They cost TENS OF THOUSANDS. Oh, you want a Vauxhall Viva? CHA-CHING! An Austin Allegro? GUESS WHAT.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 04/09/2026

It’s going to be weird day for Keefe D in prison, right? In 2026? Inmate: “Hey man. What are you in for?” Keefe D: “Murder.” Inmate: “Damn. Who’d you kill?” Keefe D: “Tupac.”

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 03/09/2026

I would use Bluesky more if the client app wasn’t so very, very shit.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 31/08/2026

I am having a very shit day today, health-wise, but nothing that a tincture of laudanum and several months of bed rest wouldn’t cure.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 30/08/2026

I’m thinking about that time a few years back, when I didn’t buy an entry on a distributed ledger that associated me with a jpeg of a listless monkey, and I consequently Missed Out and was Left Behind.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 27/08/2026

I am convinced that the spots of orange fur on Maple the cat talk to her like Venom. Maple: “Ah, a sunbeam. So nice.” The Orange: “KNOCK SOME SHIT OFF JSR’S DESK.” Maple: “What?! Why would I…” The Orange: “RUN AROUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE.” Maple: “But this sunbeam…” The Orange: “BITE SOMEONE.”

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 15/08/2026

My incredibly clever wife may have perfected restaurant quality Butter Chicken cooked at home. It's taken quite a few iterations, but I think she's cracked it. I am in awe of her skills in this matters (as I am at her skills in most matters.)

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 13/08/2026

I just got around to watching The Mandalorian and Grogu movie. My thoughts on the movie and the emotional impact it had on me are as follows: That was, I think inarguably, a motion picture that was made and then released.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 10/08/2026

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate it.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 10/08/2026

I occasionally see random men with Peaky Blinders hairdos and dude, Cillian Murphy gets away with that cut because his face is all cheekbones and he has dedicated makeup, lighting, and camera teams who make him look even better. You, Kyle, have a YouTube channel about online poker and no girlfriend.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 08/08/2026

Well, crap. Might go listen to his Adagio for Strings trance remix, which was an ANTHEM back in the day. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

William Orbit: Madonna and Blur producer dies aged 69

Tributes are paid to the musical "genius and pioneer", who also worked with All Saints, Pink and U2.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 07/08/2026

We're about five minutes from some AI company announcing that their large language model has broken through to Nascent Soul realm, and has consequently formed a domain in accordance with it's Dao.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 05/08/2026

A new season of Ted Lasso is out. I haven't seen it yet, but it's mere presence reminds me of how dirty they did the character of Keeley in the last season, and how annoyed I was about it.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This goes hard

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 02/08/2026

Mental hospital cannot stop me. Government cannot stop me. I will simply continue to Play 80s Post-Punk Music Loudly As Soon As My Family Leaves The House until the end of my days.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 01/08/2026

Sounds like the fans in my gaming PC have some bearing issues. Given that fans are cheap, and (thanks to LLM bollocks) every major part of my gaming rig that is anything other than a fan now costs the same as a used car, perhaps I should just pre-emptively replace all the fans.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 31/07/2026

An Australian Who Disagrees With This: [Takes Deep Breath] …

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 29/07/2026

Gyre AND gimble in the wabe? In THIS economy?

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 25/07/2026

Amazon: "A Blade Runner TV series..." Me: "Ungh." Amazon: "...starring Michelle Yeoh." Me: "Hmmm."

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 23/07/2026

I am watching The Killings At Parrish Station and I would like whoever made it to know that I also really liked season one of Fargo.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 21/07/2026

I love manga/anime about people who make manga/anime, got to be one of my favourite genders.

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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 17/07/2026

When I was making my lunch today, I gave our new cat Maple a small taste of butter, and based on her reaction I think she would definitely very much like to live deliciously.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 12/07/2026

People ask what excites me and it's hard to say a mixture of Nancy Downs smiling after saying "We are the weirdos, mister.", Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music video for "Judith", and that scene in Alien where Sigourney Weaver is getting into a spacesuit, so I just tell them "Redheads."

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 26/06/2026

You’ve housed your last bau.

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Annette @annettle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One of the valuable family services @jsr.com provides is that if something happens on the Internet and I don’t have time to figure it out I can say “hey babe, what’s up with the goose?” and I will be Enlightened.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Me at the A24 board meeting: We’ve got a brand beloved by young hip people and cinefiles, basically synonymous with “good taste” and “artistic vision,” in a time where both are hard to come by. What if we flushed that in the fucking toilet for a bit of money?

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 25/06/2026

"Social media use linked to poorer mental health in older adults" www.scimex.org/newsfeed/soc... As an older adult who uses social media, this Fuckin' Checks Out.

scimex.org

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 22/06/2026

Watching the livestream of Isaac's funeral, as I am too unwell to attend in person, and it was a lovely service. I said it before, I'll say it again, Isaac was very cool, he died very young, and (if you will forgive the vernacular, as Isaac would) the fact that he is gone Absolutely Fuckin' Sucks.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 20/06/2026

Sometimes my lower back hurts in a way that I can only briefly offset by walking around in a spine-arched, shoulders-back, chest out posture that is basically that of a comedy 1970s sergeant-major. I have to resist the urge to yell "SAH!" and "Move yourself, move yourself, MOVE YOURSELF!"

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 18/06/2026

I found out today that an old friend died. I didn't even know he was sick. I'm aware that we're all getting old, but still, I'd like all my old goth mates to stop fucking dying, please. RIP Isaac. You were acerbic and hilarious when I saw you were at a party, I knew it was going to be a good party.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 17/06/2026

Telling my son why old songs mean something to me, but it's so contextual. I can't explain that I'm at a club with a young lady I shouldn't have been there with, and I'm drunk and can feel the bass bins in my SOUL... whereas all he's hearing is a woman repeating something in french over a nice beat.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 16/06/2026

I used to wonder why old people did such strange shit. Now that I'm old, I see that some of it is emergent and uncontrollable. I just drank a glass of cold water, and found that I had firmly closed one eye while doing so. My body just went "Oh, drinkin'? Time to squint like a grizzled sea captain."

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 15/06/2026

I am reading that Labour have announced an actual policy, and frankly, this seems pretty unlikely.

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It’s that JSR @jsr.com · 12/06/2026

Nvidia guy wears a weird leather jacket, Visa guy wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt and jeans, the Space-X dipshit wears a suit that he doesn't realise emphasises (rather than conceals) his ever-growing belly. I'm not sure why these CEO's are wearing my fits from the 1990's, but I don't like it.

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