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Justin, Man of Many Mustards

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 11/10/2026
Me: *slams buzzer* What is a car dealership? Ken Jennings: Yes! Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."
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marybeard @wmarybeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm talking in Glasgow this Sunday 11th Oct. www.atgtickets.com/shows/mary-b... This wonderful painting of Circe from the Hunterian will get a cameo role
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
V. good
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best of luck, Kenji
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Lisa Rowe 🏳️‍🌈 @txvoodoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate doing this but due to various things, I'm running short on $. My medical insurance has been cancelled, I have a hole in my roof & can't afford the deductible. AND MANY OTHER THINGS. If you can help: www.paypal.biz/txvoodoo Please share.
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Lisa Rowe
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💜
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Jemaine Clement voice* It's jus-tice / It's justice time
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please think of the bloodthirsty
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIL: The Jim Henson Company is working on an adaptation of John Gardner's "Grendel," with Jeff Bridges, Dave Bautista, and Bryan Cranston. collider.com/grendel-movi...
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'Grendel's Creative Team Reveal Which Jim Henson Projects Inspired the Fantasy Movie [Exclusive]
Grendel director Robert D. Krzykowski and producer Brian Henson reveal which Jim Henson project inspired their upcoming fantasy film.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Early birthday present!
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same, Gaffer Gamgee. Same.
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol saw that the other night.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Empire Strikes Back: AT-AT Walkers on Planet Hoth
Alt: The Empire Strikes Back: AT-AT Walkers on Planet Hoth
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
italians are great in theory but it's just not realistic
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God loves a terrier
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Understood. Thank you!
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have no opinion on this until AI revives Wilford Brimley for an opinion.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@ranchogordo.bsky.social 👋🏻 I love everything I've ever ordered from you all, but my absolute favorite has been your brown tepary beans. Any plans to bring them back?
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At a relative's house even
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👋
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolute legend
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does she use the phone on the quiet car? Because I wish she was here instead.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look, just because Norvell is a problem doesn't mean Jimbo is the solution.
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026
Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.
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Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for keeping us all in the loop!
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💜
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Liz Awesome @lizawesomeart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’ve convinced 8/10,000 people in the first ten days! 20 days left to get the last 99,992 folks. Please share & reskeet to see what happens!
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was it you that broke Salesforce this morning?
Salesforce's status page. Everything is red.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Liz Awesome @lizawesomeart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Liz Awesome @lizawesomeart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
O shit. How cool for everyone!!
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 08/09/2026
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Andromeda Yelton @thatandromeda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reading Prairie Fires, the Laura Ingalls Wilder biography, and there's this point where some nerd in the agriculture department is like, look, it's too arid west of this one longitude, it's impossible to farm there unless you set up irrigation collectives, government policy should encourage that
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Emerson, Lake and Palmier Mango Jerry Spinal Tapioca
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Five nostrils is four nostrils too many.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You really need the sodium hypochlorite for the bull mastiffs, the Great Danes, and what have you
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still trying get the smell of cumin out of the drapes
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still trying to find that ideal ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Beastie Boys: On My Way, I'm Ready
Alt: Michael Diamond
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/09/2026
Good Mercutio!
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet. He’s wearing a bra, cape and huge white wig and loads of purple eye shadow.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Parker Posey: Raised Amongst Catalogs
Alt: We were so luck to have been raised amongst catalogs, Laura
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@littleedie.bsky.social I feel like I've heard of this lady somewhere. Anyway, if you have some cash lying around, this dress looks nice. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Princess Diana's 'revenge dress' goes up for auction
Auction house Sotheby's expects the dress to sell for up to $300,000 (£220,000) when it goes under the hammer on 9 December.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the loft of a terraced house in a town east of Manchester sit 427 gnomes. They are all dressed in satanic robes and pointing at the loft hatch. I'm still waiting for its discovery to surface in the media.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come on. The premise for a reboot of The Muppet Show is so simple: Oceans are now battlefields.
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Justin, Man of Many Mustards @jshoffstall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RP with your home river
The Ochlockonee River, about 5mi from the house
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