Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Immediate order. 1200 pages on an indie rap label? Like a gift from god. 021
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone told him about their DPS build and he's ready to send it to Iran. 000
Reposted by SchulzAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/09/2026Trump: "I’ve just received a Report that the United States is producing more Exquisite and Elite Weapons than at any time in our History." 305920171
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In meeting: Some Rando: "You changed the requirements" Me: "Pray I don't alter them further" It's a good day.static.klipy.comDarth Vader Alter The DealALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"Pop tabs and start talking like Elucid" Only way I could get there. open.spotify.com/track/3nwpvW...open.spotify.comBenny & WE$ 3: Reqiuem For a JiggabooTeller Bank$, Rent Moneyy, q no rap name, Philth Spector, Killer Kane, ayashi[!] · Hate Island · Song · 2026 010
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Really enjoying England in a Panamanian hell. Welcome to concacaf lads. 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 14/05/202624 minutes in RSL impressions: 1. I enjoy watching Luna play and rsl are more fun when he’s on the field. 2. Gozo hasn’t looked good 1v1 for a while. Running onto balls: excellent. Dribbling around people. No thanks. 3. Yedlin has been shakey. 4. Rsl high pressure continues to be good. 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Portland should consider playing a midfield. Rsl just waltzing through. 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026This didn’t happen in a vacuum: google pushed users to stay on site because this revenue was high value. Googles position as the best source of high volume traffic means this comes at the expense of publishers. 200
Reposted by SchulzMAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 17/04/2026🔥🇺🇦The 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade "Kherson" demonstrated how the crew of a Yak-52 light aircraft destroys Russian Shahed/Geran drones. 45863174
Reposted by SchulzPortland Timbers @timbers.com · 05/04/2026King of Cards 🟨 Diego Chara is now the MLS all-time leader in yellows 1126239
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026The difference between Dallas and Portland is that I expect Dallas to get crushed but I don’t stop paying attention when Dallas is attacking. 100
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It says everything about Atlanta United that they celebrated getting back to only a goal down. 000
Reposted by SchulzBackheeled @backheeled.com · 28/02/2026Backheeled's 2026 USL season previews — each and every team covered in detail, from depth charts to tactics to expectations. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸. 🔜 backheeled.com/#/portal/signup 042
Reposted by Schulz☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Growing up is realizing you are Calvin’s dad and it’s a good thing. 113138
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Influencers setting unrealistic expectations has gotten out of control. 000
Reposted by SchulzAnn Leckie @annleckie.com · 09/02/2026I hope everyone Superbowling has a lovely evening, and also wishing a Happy Extremely Peaceful Grocery Shopping to all who celebrate. 1326914
Reposted by SchulzDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/02/2026If you adopted, as your guiding heuristic, "not a single voter knows a single thing about policy or politics," you wouldn't be entirely accurate, but you would be closer to the truth than the impression most people who follow politics have. 420523
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I keep getting ads for apps to make me a more interesting person. it makes me feel a little self conscious, I don’t like it. Also my subconscious keeps looping “imagine seeing ads that preyed on your insecurities constantly” over and over. Not sure what that’s about, going to ignore it. 010
Reposted by Schulzashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/01/2026my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek 7579581918
Reposted by SchulzLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Head canon: Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom 1623138
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I’m not jumping on the Miami bandwagon, I’ve been on the Rocco bandwagon. #vamosrising 010
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Put Mexico in a group by themselves and they still walk away with this one. 000
Reposted by Schulzsklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 04/12/2025very cool look at the scene that birthed me by @humthrush.bsky.social (I’m quoted a bunch) www.kqed.org/arts/1398432...kqed.orgUnsigned and Hella Broke: The East Bay’s Dirt-Hustling 1990s Hip-Hop Subculture | KQEDHow a movement made of homemade cassette tapes and independent hustle changed Bay Area hip-hop history. 192
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Phoenix Rising fans with a built in advantage (3 stadiums in the last 5 years). 010
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Real talk: At some point I watch these games for entertainment and Dest is pure entertainment. Could he be better? Are there other options? I don't care: I'd rather lose and enjoy the games. Watching him play is fun. 000
Reposted by SchulzHimbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The tank's role is to draw aggro 223022945
Reposted by SchulzJoseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Pochettino's USMNT has a pressing problem: they can't seem to press. “When we don't have the ball...we need to be aggressive." That aggression hasn't showed. Structural and personnel flaws have in a 🇺🇸 press that's more liability than asset. For @backheeled.com ⤵️ www.backheeled.com/mauricio-poc... 4465
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Thanks to @bandidosphx.com for making a 0-0 tie a great night. 100
Reposted by SchulzJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..." 14867922075
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Romeo and Juliet is a classic because it speaks to a universal truth: teenage lovers would rather die then hang out with their parents. 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025@repgregstanton.bsky.social office wouldn't confirm if he'd vote against the budget today, but offered to tell me tomorrow after the vote how he ended up voting. Profiles in courage. 000
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 19/01/2025FYI; wandering around the kids section of a bookstore muttering Pharaohe Monch lyrics makes you look crazier than you think it does. At least according to what the people in this bookstore tell me. 000
Reposted by SchulzJohn Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Feels like we’re just missing a sharper edge in the attack centrally. A player like…Diego Luna 092
Schulz @jschulz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025What Diego Luna do to the us soccer federation? It’s gotta personal right? This is crazy. 000
