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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 21h

🚨🇺🇸 USMNT Player Grades from the 4-2 win over Chile! Another youthful American lineup puts up a very solid performance in the second game of the international window! What do you think of our grades?

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 21h

Initial Reactions to the USA’s 4-2 win over Chile! 🇺🇸 For the second straight game, the United States put up four goals on the way to a win! Sebastian Berhalter and Julian Hall continue balling, while Mathis Albert becomes the youngest player to ever score for the USMNT! @empiregass.bsky.social

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 21h

The competition for every position in between Adams and Balogun is going to be wild this cycle.

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David Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 22h

Blast this everywhere

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 23h

I’m fine with hiccups while trying to play the type of control possession / dominate the region play we need for the next few years while integrating new players, and Gio looks reborn out there. Obviously have some GK and CB depth issues to overcome though.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Iloski has a very real chance at becoming Philly’s Brian White. An essential piece scoring 15-20 year after year on a cap friendly deal

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WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve cracked the code. The only way to grow American soccer is to coach Estonian soccer. By: Eric Wynalda

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MLS should revoke Bradley Carnell's Coach of the Year award based on this season.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is two years in a row Orlando City have had a homegrown player not start their opening match for ho started for th USMNT the same year. Maybe they should just rate their kids higher?

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Malik Tillman, friendly match player reminds us today why he spent a lot of time not being Malik Tillman, USMNT star

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David Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CONCACAF fans are about to hate Cavan for the next 15 years

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cavan Sullivan STARTS for the USMNT vs Peru! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 The 16-year-old will become the youngest American to play for the national team since Freddy Adu.

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A huge night of North American soccer on the cards 🃏 - USMNT vs. Peru - 14 MLS matches - Full USL slates - Concacaf Nations League - and so much more! What are you watching tonight, sickos? ⤵️

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The eyes will be on the Youth Stars as the United States takes on Peru this afternoon in the first of four games during the international break!

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who has a big prediction for this USMNT camp? I’ve got Justin Ellis as the camp standout, cementing a spot on future rosters and earning a super sub role for the Nations League matches.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A Nor'easter that forced a delay of the huge Union v Orlando City match until the Union gets its squad back would be proof that there is a higher power that approves of the Union's mid-season moves and has blessed this squad.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why don’t you just make the quarterback out of Bijan Robinson?

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As an Atlantan I have to ask…is there a number one quarterback pick worth sucking for?

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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Brad Stuver @bradstuver.com · 22/09/2026

🙏🏻

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@soccerwisehq.bsky.social's MLS Player of the Week this week was @bradstuver.com, a huge win for Bluesky and our soccer community—the first Bluesky account to win!

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lionel Messi, MLS's greatest ever player, and like a 20-50th percentile Sporting Director. He's better than the LinkedIn influencer in DC and the Roy brothers in Montreal at least.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When Tottenham inevitably fire De Zerbi in three weeks and hire Poch, who do we think the coach will be/ should be? Callaghan? Sorensen? Nancy? Dolo? Guardiola actually considers it?

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026

How are we supposed to continue posting after that? Should we just wrap up the account?

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anchor down!!!!! Never in doubt!

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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty. ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Looks like new blood is repping the Stars and Stripes 👀 Who do you think will ball out during this camp window? 🔊

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s goal 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for Messi in Miami! The Herons lead Cruz Azul at the half in Campeones Cup!

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

U.S. Soccerwise is Here! Join us tomorrow as we react to the USMNT Roster Reveal for the September/October friendlies!

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There a couple of guys we'd be freaking out about if we didn't have a golden generation of MLS Homegrown kids this year. Justin Ellis foremost. I'm not in the "Ellis is a better prospect than Hall" camp, though I don't know if they play the same position.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cavan Sullivan being an Alex G fan confirms he truly is the Bizzaro Pulisic

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@mattdoyle.bsky.social says Cavan Sullivan is right up there with the great players in MLS, behind Lionel Messi’s tier 1. 😳🇺🇸 The 16-year-old has been one of the best players in MLS since the World Cup break ⚽️⭐️

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Introducing the Drive to the Playoffs presented by Continental Tire! St. Louis is currently the hottest team in MLS, but who will make the playoffs and earn a home playoff spot in the West?

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cavan Sullivan is turning into a SUPERSTAR in MLS and for the Philadelphia Union! ⚽️🇺🇸 The 16-year-old American phenom has nine goals and nine assists in 29 appearances in all competitions for Philly this season, and two goals and 4 assists in his last two MLS games 😳

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Introducing the Soccerwise Media Collective presented by Continental Tire! A first-of-it’s-kind national network, which includes 7 founding members, built to power local MLS coverage and connect fans to stories across the league.

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If the Fire won't start Sergio Oregel, can we fast forward this timeline to him being transferred to San Diego?

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A home draw against one of the worst teams in MLS is a good result?

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So Poch isn’t even going to make it to next summer with the USMNT huh (this is a Spurs subtweet).

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026

ODU FUMBLES VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE BUT THEY FUMBLE BEFORE THE GOALINE AND ODU RECOVERS ON THE VERY NEXT PLAY ODU FUMBLES AND VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE Just had to make this clip

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A new MLS Soccerwise is out now! Join @empiregass.bsky.social and @mattdoyle.bsky.social as they breakdown the playoff race!

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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Love Mitrovic getting the band back together.

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Vanni Sartini is basically an honorary Canadian at this point and the creator of the coldest post-game quote I’ve ever seen from a soccer manager

Graphic from MLS media

Photos of Phil Neville from the Portland Timbers and Vanni Sartini from the Vancouver Whitecaps.

"God is a Timbers fan."
- Phil Neville, on the Timbers hosting the Wild Card match despite being the lower seed

"God can be a Timbers fan but God doesn't exist for me."
- Vanni Sartini, after Vancouver defeated
Portland 5-0 at
Providence Park
(via Joshua Rey)

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I edited together this episode of @soccerwisehq.bsky.social Open Mic and man, Vanni Sartini is a character. I love him I was shocked when I heard him mention interviewing for the Rapids job along with one other MLS job he notes in the episode 👀

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Philadelphia Union @philadelphiaunion.com · 21/08/2026

Cavan Sullivan is the youngest player in MLS history to receive a red card. Cavan Sullivan is the youngest player in MLS history to have a red card rescinded. He will be available for selection tomorrow for our match at Austin FC.

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