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☭ the ham lawman ☭

@thehamlawman.bsky.social
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Sad and begrudgingly alive for the sake of others.

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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New York State forever
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This place still weirdly lame or what?
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
6 plus years and 5 plus BILLION dollars to build a bridge. Lol
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SHUT DA FUCK UP
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Picking home grown vegetables to avoid the nationwide diarrhea outbreak, but must not stay outside too long due to the climate change apocalypse smoke sky.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
6:30 am DIG from MUDVAYNE
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How’s life, folks?
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s a good life, sometimes
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Totally normal to have a new favorite album from 30 plus years ago
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Happy place
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is Beltran going to be the Mets manager at his own jersey retirement ceremony?
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sweet! Mystery puddle of water under the sink.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They are naming streets in the Bronx after your mom
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Simpsons knows the deal
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Game one, already overthinking Mets lineup decisions
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I LOVE primal. That ending was lame.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
lol Netanyahu is def dead
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There’s a reason why random horrific acts of violence are repeatedly displayed via all forms of media. A fearful person cannot think critically.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I don’t think white people should be wearing keffiyehs
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gotta be getting close now
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
People are generally amazing and kind-hearted. We just need to get them away from social media and mainstream news.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Growing up is realizing you are Calvin’s dad and it’s a good thing.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is why you shovel your retired off the boat Italian neighbors driveway. They make you a homemade pizza pie
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Someone really needs to take advantage of all these politicians and wealthy overlords comfortably walking around in public
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Leak the home address of your various bosses
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You guys know that once he dies, the truly interesting times begin.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Cheer up everyone. At least our pedophile overlords are unhappy
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Another reminder
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
REMINDER!
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
BE GAY DO CRIME
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
They literally think you all have goldfish memory brains
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I really hope the comrade who was killed was actually ready to open fire on the Feds in broad daylight. That would be a huge inflection point.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Buy a firearm while you still can.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Because it seems like we are at that point: It proves you all must work on drawing from a concealed holster faster.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Literally 17 hours ago. They are not afraid of your words, taunts, or threats. There is one response that will give them pause
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Another strongly worded letter will do the trick
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The feds do not care about your protests, your marches, or your insults. They only respect violence.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“Mr President, judging by the amount of orange make up on your face, you are clearly a vain bitch. Why don’t you cover your hand wound?”
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Anyone could do it. You would be celebrated forever.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You know that America is absolutely cooked because if we had any balls left ICE wouldn’t be so bold
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Everyone talking about “board of peace” and all I want is a piece of this broad
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Seriously. You could tell me the worst news has happened to Senator fuckface and I would be hooting and hollering
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Damn I wish for so much ill will towards our elected officials
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Is shithead heyman gonna ask bellinger about opt outs at his press conference?
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Do I need another shotgun? Shut up
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
And listen. ICE doesn’t care about your passport anyway. They detain US citizens constantly. None of this is actually about immigration. It never was, but they aren’t even pretending anymore.
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
BUY RELIABLE GUNS AND AMMO
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Get lost
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think my most boomer trait is I call restaurants directly over the phone to order food
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☭ the ham lawman ☭ @thehamlawman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Don’t mind me, buying a Soviet style uhshanka
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