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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby

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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s kinda the joke.
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com thinking of you in this difficult time
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thought they were gonna wobble and get got by the Old Dawgs in the Pens but respect to em
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social as always a masterful show, tropicalia No Children a triumph, Belgian Things gave me deep joy. I will always go to your gigs
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I found out through a tweet which seemed right somehow ❤️
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Logged on here specifically to see your reaction
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
As far as we know she was never even TAUGHT about guns
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Genuinely delighted a post I wrote is meaningful to someone other than me haha
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Man imagine if there was a real world corollary! Glad there isn’t!
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
10 y o: I’m gonna live forever building ROBOTS! 😃 40 y o: I’m gonna live FOREVER building robots 😩
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
It fucking sucks. That band went straight to sucksville, suckachusetts when they stopped being silly
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This should happen
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Did dentists do like… some kind of infernal deal to be considered so special that universal healthcare doesn’t cover them?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dang man, the body ain’t even cold @killthecomputer.com
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Bullshit. Didn’t happen
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The one from Jurassic Park
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You can say THAT again!
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
God that was so good
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Liv Agar please shoot me with a gun
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
That’s true although it’s harder to define Iraq as a win, although I guess mostly an initial military success against the actual army. Gulf War was basically “good evening gentleman we will be slaughtering you from above today”
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Thinking of the way Finish people say “sauna” and getting hot and bothered
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hey I just feel that this should not actually be happening
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
• Patrick Marlborough* * client rejected, requests too sick
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
No I think it’s the first ever women’s lasagne
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You got a Ko.F or whatever the heck? DM link and I can spare a lil
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It’s actually Ethical Dance Monogamy
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Would if I had any discretionary money at all 😞
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Are there any modern wars that have really been won by anything other than throwing a lot of moderately trained young people at the enemy?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Shit ok, well I’m in favour of trans rights to the detriment of cis rights now
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
About 20 guys a day making a single social media post for the next few weeks: I’m not involved in sex trafficking at all by the way
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Why doesn’t he have an accent like Scooby?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
RUDE
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Take a look at a shrew. A tiny little rodent thing. And yet SHAKESPEARE would have you believe taming it is significant in some way? Ridiculous.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A big part of social media is the Secondary Hobbies. You need mutuals who have a harmless additional interest that you will otherwise never learn about, but you kind of root for it to work for them. I hope you do enjoy the new issue. Your needlepoint looks great. I'm +1ing for you
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hell yeah they played “Would?” At the Rink bar let’s goooo
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Buffalo may have the worst hockey team in the NHL but by GOD I like their wings
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“ripped Bob Odenkirk” was not something I ever expected to see let alone contemplate. Mr Show’s well-dressed jokester Bob Odenkirk? Ripped? What are you talking about!?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yep I reckon the choices are good!
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Ya gotta be rich if you’re a big boy to afford proper tailoring, you’ll always look like shit with stuff off the rack. And baby, I’m not a rich big lad
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Ah! Well you see if this overinflated bubble bursts then it will still leave more money than the dot com bubble because it is bigger. It’s simple mathematics.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons.
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hahaha thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The fact that people can charge more than $0.50 for a post-mix drink is what proves capitalism is deeply evil
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Conclusion: teeth not worth it
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This joke is bad but the username joke is top-tier
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2025
not very persuasive | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: two BLOBBIES. BLOBBY 1 leaps at BLOBBY 2, choking him.
BLOBBY 2: HRK–

PANEL 2: BLOBBY 1 has BLOBBY 2 on the ground.
BLOBBY 1: What? Do you not like this?
BLOBBY 1: You should try persuading me to stop.

PANEL 3: Closer in on BLOBBY 1. BLOBBY 2's hand pushes against his chin, clearly struggling.
BLOBBY 2: …hrkkkk…
VO: HEY! WHOA!

PANEL 4: A THIRD BLOBBY walks over. He points at BLOBBY 2 on the ground.
BLOBBY 3: He's too morally pure to debate you?
BLOBBY 1: Sad stuff, right?
BLOBBY 3: Shameful.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"They can't all be bangers", I say reassuringly to myself as I hit send on my 11,000th consecutive non-banger
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Going down to a Rick and Morty store to buy a product
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Howl’s Moo Deng Castle
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