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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby

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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com thinking of you in this difficult time
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social as always a masterful show, tropicalia No Children a triumph, Belgian Things gave me deep joy. I will always go to your gigs
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
10 y o: I’m gonna live forever building ROBOTS! 😃 40 y o: I’m gonna live FOREVER building robots 😩
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Did dentists do like… some kind of infernal deal to be considered so special that universal healthcare doesn’t cover them?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dang man, the body ain’t even cold @killthecomputer.com
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Bullshit. Didn’t happen
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Thinking of the way Finish people say “sauna” and getting hot and bothered
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hey I just feel that this should not actually be happening
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
About 20 guys a day making a single social media post for the next few weeks: I’m not involved in sex trafficking at all by the way
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Take a look at a shrew. A tiny little rodent thing. And yet SHAKESPEARE would have you believe taming it is significant in some way? Ridiculous.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A big part of social media is the Secondary Hobbies. You need mutuals who have a harmless additional interest that you will otherwise never learn about, but you kind of root for it to work for them. I hope you do enjoy the new issue. Your needlepoint looks great. I'm +1ing for you
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hell yeah they played “Would?” At the Rink bar let’s goooo
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Buffalo may have the worst hockey team in the NHL but by GOD I like their wings
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“ripped Bob Odenkirk” was not something I ever expected to see let alone contemplate. Mr Show’s well-dressed jokester Bob Odenkirk? Ripped? What are you talking about!?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yep I reckon the choices are good!
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons.
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The fact that people can charge more than $0.50 for a post-mix drink is what proves capitalism is deeply evil
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2025
not very persuasive | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: two BLOBBIES. BLOBBY 1 leaps at BLOBBY 2, choking him.
BLOBBY 2: HRK–

PANEL 2: BLOBBY 1 has BLOBBY 2 on the ground.
BLOBBY 1: What? Do you not like this?
BLOBBY 1: You should try persuading me to stop.

PANEL 3: Closer in on BLOBBY 1. BLOBBY 2's hand pushes against his chin, clearly struggling.
BLOBBY 2: …hrkkkk…
VO: HEY! WHOA!

PANEL 4: A THIRD BLOBBY walks over. He points at BLOBBY 2 on the ground.
BLOBBY 3: He's too morally pure to debate you?
BLOBBY 1: Sad stuff, right?
BLOBBY 3: Shameful.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"They can't all be bangers", I say reassuringly to myself as I hit send on my 11,000th consecutive non-banger
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Howl’s Moo Deng Castle
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Neon Genesis Evangenesis
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I have gotten hella horny for eating pepper which is cool because like, it’s pepper! It’s so easy to have!
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m a car driver and what you quaintly refer to as “the bike lane” is actually a little treat for me. A special little extra bit of road just for me that I can use by deploying the magic of my emergency lights!
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Hell yeah I’m into “Sleep Token” - a token which you can exchange for getting to go to sleep
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It’s kinda funny how the international rules based order is “if the US agrees.” Real tough luck if you’re an exception on that
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hmm! Perhaps Queenslanders and New South Welshpeople should stop worrying about “State of Origin” and start concerning themselves with “State of Organ.” Is the organ at the Cathedral of St Ouen, Rouen in France in its best condition? What of the organ at Freiberg Cathedral in Germany?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
They are both marrying the gun and I think that’s beautiful
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“Just fucking TAKE THEM THEN. Here you go! Take them you greedy bitch and leave us the fuck ALONE”
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Sucks we didn’t have Twitter in 2003 because someone could have gone on there as “Bed, Ba’ath, and Beyond”
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m not like you, I hate being on Bluesky AND I hate being on Twitter. But I go on them ANYWAY
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Incredible the amount of time I spend on the internet a thing I actively hate doing
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It’s pretty funny that Alberta is being so weird about seceding or whatever but they sound like THAT
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is actually false, cleaning you house always sucks even if it’s starts out slightly cleaner. It still sucks.
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social ok you’re WELCOME
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Can’t deny it, Elliot Smith has an ill-favoured look. Faramir would have been suspicious of him, is what I’m saying
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Buddy they won’t even let ME burst bombs in the air
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
There should be a masc “brushing your hair over your ear and smiling coquettishly” to indicate romantic interest. I have a shaved head, what the fuck am I gonna do?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
LL Fucking Based Legend J tbqh
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social good book launch the Paul Keating Simon bit was inspired
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
AI sucks fuck it, it’s wrong
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Somewhere In ATX @somewhereinatx.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I woke up this morning to video of US mercenaries shooting starving Palestinians trying to get food aid. We are expected to believe the young people who protested that genocide (many of whom are Jewish) are antisemitic, but that this isn't?
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Can’t believe I have leave my house in order to “go out”
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A public service announcement! A person in NSW died from bat lyssavirus after being bitten, firstly - DO NOT EVER TOUCH A BAT! Secondly, if a bat touched you GO TO THE DOCTOR! If a bat bites or scratches you WASH THE WOUND IMMEDIATELY FOR 15 MINS AND THEN GO TO THE DOCTOR! DO NOT EVER TOUCH A BAT
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Animals going silly is probably the best genre of nature I think
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I did exercise, cooked dinner, prepped lunch, and did a bunch of chores and yet NOONE IS CURRENTLY APPLAUDING ME
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Jeff Stranding the main guy is called Jeff
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You hear the word “ziggurat” and you’re like “holy shit!” But then it turns out to just be a pyramid
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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby @jrrdrbb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Coming up with a guy I’m gonna call “Vibe Pig” more information as it comes to hand
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
who’s that star war guy you like?
Dorco Tinkle brand eyebrow razor
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