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Jeff !

@jrhoward81.bsky.social
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Elder Millennial. Fantasy baseball enjoyer. Reformed MMO player. World's Greatest Dad (with the coffee mug to prove it) he/him

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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
am i catholic now?
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms Rachel 2028
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big deal, Sly Stallone and James Cameron came up with a solution in 1985
John Rambo shooting a bunch of computers in RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II. yes, the screenplay was written by Sylvester Stallone and James Cameron. yes, it was that James Cameron
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Joe Buck,sitting upright, to no one in particular: THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking of him 🙌
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Harry Caray (Will Ferrell): Hot Dog Anytime!
Alt: Harry Caray (Will Ferrell): Hot Dog Anytime!
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
Alt: Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Darude - Sandstorm
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
op-ed columnists just regurgitate their shitty group texts, example #3859268
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he literally did this bit from The Onion
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Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'
ALTOONA, PA–During a campaign stop at an Altoona paper mill Monday, presidential contender Al Gore launched into an unexpected 40-minute tirade against the "not-so-great state of Pennsylvania," callin...
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Mouse Rat will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The band Mouse Rat from the TV show Parks and Recreation
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this was 90 minutes ago and nothing has changed lol, lmao
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
found the car of one of the Calebs from HIAWWY @jasonkirk.fyi
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mods please change my name to Hot Walker tia
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
accurate! for the longest time it was trending toward AZ/NM/west TX but then it flipped to DC/VA/NC mydialect.us
a map of the United States based on the my dialect dot us quiz, with the reddest section being from Washington DC to eastern North Carolina
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com between “this movie is very French” and “can’t you just buy him a sandwich!?” this is already an elite 5&D episode
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i’ve watched clips of Ms Rachel and Dave Jorgenson, and i’ve heard of Piker and Earle… and that’s it lol. *Seinfeld voice* who are these people?!?!
rollingstone.com
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Heartbreaking: the worst agency you know just made a great arrest
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mecha Shiva! Mecha Shiva!
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The Venture Bros Dean Venture
Alt: The Venture Bros, Dean and Hank doing Mecha Shiva
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
not even i would eat the Maggot Hive Burrito
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Lionel Hutz's World Peace Daydream
Alt: Lionel Hutz's World Peace Daydream
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i told my parents i wanted the CD with "Under the Bridge" on it for my birthday and they bought this instead of Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers greatest hits album "what hits!?"
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what’s your favorite Bible verse? wrong answers only
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Winston Zeddemore: If There's a Steady Paycheck
Alt: Winston Zeddemore: If There's a Steady Paycheck
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
finally finished “Hell Is a World Without You” by @jasonkirk.fyi and it was absolutely delightful. of all the cultural touchstones, this one got the loudest audible “HAH!” from me
“That made Bobbi recite the endless plot of Final Fantasy X, tearfully detailing a love stoutly about a jock protecting a sorceress from his dead father, who was also God or something. I zoned out”
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
college football
Beamer 0-0 end of regulation celebration
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hollywood Pete gonna win MVP
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
between this and Salvy Perez legging out a triple last night, we're in an incredible moment for Dad Shufflers
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
piss shorts are real
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick in ELECTION
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
youtu.be
Rebecca Black - Friday
YouTube video by rebecca
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com back from vaca and catching up on the pod, Heroes of Might & Magic AND King’s Quest VI “Egads! That’s cold!” mentioned. amazing start to the day, thank you for your service
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pausa de galadratación
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pat Hughes and Ron Coomer
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
👊 britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
some political quiz said my closest ideological match is Zohran Mamdani so basically i beat the game
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
if they keep making this a talking point we might need to rename the Streisand Effect after Bonhoeffer
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
today’s platelet donation shirt was @tgfbi.bsky.social @americanredcross.bsky.social @joshuamalina.bsky.social
a middle-aged man giving a thumbs-up after donating platelets at the American Red Cross
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
introduce yourself with four games
NHL 95 for Sega GenesisFinal Fantasy XI
Chains of Promathia cover artTactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together for PSPSea of Stars
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
bumpin that @surber.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2OkaIR...
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You Once Loved Rock and Roll
Killer Antz · You Once Loved Rock and Roll · Song · 2026
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
yup that’s a dog
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
three spider men pointing at each other
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@euqubud.baseballprospectus.com finally got to “that monkey is dead now” in 5&D and I’m really glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when it hit @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social @baseballprospectus.com
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i'm not the biggest NBA head out there but this is insanely fun
82 dash 0 dot com, a game where you try to build an NBA roster from rosters of randomized teams and decades. my first 82-0 team is Oscar Robertson, Cade Cunningham, Grant Hill, Tim Duncan, and Wilt Chamberlain
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
so Chris Nolan made another movie that will not be as good as this
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month errybody
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social just got to the Ty Madden drop in 5&D, actually guffawed in my car, well done
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Jeff ! @jrhoward81.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
these two accounts just followed me in the last ten minutes or so and are definitely real people who want to connect about politics and sports #politics #sports
a bot account with the bio, “I use the Blue Sky platform to access political, sports, and technology news to expand my knowledge while avoiding ads.”a bot account with the bio, “I use Blue Sky to get information about politics, sports, and technology in order to expand my knowledge while avoiding advertising.”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A digital illustration of an Octophant. An African elephant head sporting an additional seven trunks like octopus arms. It is colored mostly in sea green shades with a watery backdrop. Three trunks hold objects of a certain symbolism: an hour glass, a scythe, a skull. The head trunk and one trunk above the head hold flowing orange banners attached to little sticks with lettering which when read together reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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