Reposted by HandHand @jrhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Years ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’” 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TV shows of my youth led me to believe that as an adult I would encounter, and need to escape from, much more quicksand. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Being an Eagles fan, this is a ‘Root for the meteorite’ game for me, but this should have been a TD for Washington. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New cat just dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/s...nytimes.comNew Species of Cat Discovered for First Time in a CenturyThe species, called a tilcayo, is smaller than a house cat and lives in the cloud forests of the Andes Mountains in Bolivia. 001
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I had the pleasure of attending the Phoenixville Film Festival last night for their opening night with my friends at Scrappy Cinema, and it was excellent! Terrific work by everyone involved! 010
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's a shame that you have to search so hard and use an Internet Archive link or sketchy YouTube upload if you want to see the original cut of "9/11." scrappycinema.com/the-quintess...scrappycinema.comThe Quintessential 9/11 Documentary Is Worth The Search - Scrappy CinemaIn March 2002, merely six months removed from the tragedy of September 11, 2001, CBS aired a remarkable documentary. The project included what was billed as the only footage from inside the Twin… 011
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026scrappycinema.com/the-early-wo... Sure Nathan Fielder is getting a lot of buzz for the upcoming doc "You Can See Everything," but his co-director also brings his own quirky artistic eye to the film.scrappycinema.comThe Early Work Of “You Can See Everything” Co-Director Lance Oppenheim - Scrappy CinemaOver the long Labor Day weekend, the film world seemed to be talking about only one thing: The super-secret, unannounced screening of You Can See Everything, the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary… 021
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Among her many, many accomplishments, Dolly Parton also quietly contributed to the world of independent film. scrappycinema.com/dolly-parton...scrappycinema.comDolly Parton’s Quiet Contributions to Independent Film - Scrappy CinemaAs news of Dolly Parton’s death spread across the globe last week, plaudits rightfully arrived, touting many of Dolly’s legacies. Of course there was her incredible singing and acting career, her amaz... 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every day I receive news alerts from the New York Times and from the Onion, and it is getting more and more challenging to tell the difference. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gonna go read a dystopian horror/sci-fi novel to feel better before I fall asleep tonight. 020
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In keeping with the ‘America 250’ theme, every bat used in tonight’s game is also a fully functional musket. 0200
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Fox’s pregame show has done an excellent job of making me wish I had gone to bed an hour ago. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 12/07/2026R.I.P., Lindsey Graham. I should clarify: The ‘P’ stands for ‘Piranhas.’ 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Every breaking news alert I get these days amounts to ‘The Supreme Court Sucks.’ 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I have been cutting my patience into small bars and giving them to trick-or-treaters for YEARS. 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Don’t worry, everyone. The Secretary of Defense used to be on ‘Fox & Friends.’ He wasn’t ‘Fox,’ though; he was just one of the ‘Friends.’ 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Nothing in the world sparks in me the sudden need to get up and go take five minutes making a cup of coffee than sitting down with my laptop and a desire to write something. Stupid brain. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Ever see someone on TV and think, ‘Oh my god how old are they?’ And then you google them and it turns out they’re YOUR age? I mean that’s never happened to me, but one day it will and it will SUCK. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Someone on Trump’s staff needs to arrange a meeting for him with this guy. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Okay fine I’ll watch this Trump presser/meltdown thing. But I’m having an IPA. 140
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 19/02/2026- you could never pay me enough to do this thing i do not want to do - here is fifty dollars - okay fine 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This does make me want to work out. Go for a long run, really. And then walk into the ocean. 050
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I am totally incapable of seeing Warsh’s name without thinking of this old ‘South Park’ episode. Every single time. 000
Reposted by Handweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"while I have you" no no no, that wasn't part of the deal 712324
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I think it would be fun to have a middle name starting with ‘V’ so that I could pretend each of my signatures was a Supreme Court case citation. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I wouldn’t be shocked if half of my graduating class is in ICE now, even if they’re confined to the office in ICE’s Middle Aged Squad, beating the shit out of civilians in ‘Grand Theft Auto’ games. 030
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Years ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’” 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 07/01/2026At the end of a day like this, it’s nice that at least we can all join together, take a deep breath, and [/falls down a flight of stairs] 020