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Found a new place to lurk. Check out my socials and store if you like nerdy-themed creations! instagram.com/joystick.knits etsy.com/shop/JoystickKnits youtube.com/@joystick_knits

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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Breaking News: poop found in ass, more at 11.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
youtu.be/2LlRzyI1Ucs?... Hey, finally some good news.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
> @covie93.bsky.social
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MindOverMuses @mindovermuses.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
An illegally renamed department starting an unconstitutional war to help the traitor in chief wag the dog re: the Epstein files... So, of course they go with the most frat boy level name for the operation.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO SUPPORTS TRUMP’S ILLEGAL WAR (EVEN PASSIVELY) SHOULD RESIGN AND BE KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY. NO MORE DIET MAGA DEMOCRATS!!
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Kieran Meadows @kieranbluesky.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In the past, sometimes presidents have said it’s just a military operation or limited airstrikes to skirt Congress. Trump has unilaterally launched major combat operations, declaring war with the goal of regime change. A major violation of the U.S. Constitution, also illegal under international law
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I called that shit the MOMENT I heard about Schumer's "dinners" with Trump. I've never felt so vindicated.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Me, wanting to enjoy the snow but remembering how EXACTLY this time last year when our pipes were frozen and exploded, I had to commute to my work-from-home job for two weeks from a hotel, and pee in a tiki-themed pitcher during the day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWw0...
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We’re all gonna be safe FULL CLIP | From @Ranboo
YouTube video by PartehDev
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
youtu.be/NF75d5GCGXE?... NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO POST THIS
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Bye Bye Cuomo - Sidetalk
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Please let this death come in a series of three.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
(1/2) I've lived in plenty of places where the mindset was "I know you, let me help you." Baltimore is one of the only places I've lived where the mindset is "I don't know you, let me help you anyway". Helping out with the Bmore fridge network has helped me feel a little less hopeless about the...
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I was wondering why my Ren Faire familiar looked so, well, familiar. Then it hit me.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@kangaroomis.com I saw this last night and immediately thought of you and my mom (who is also a fabric crafter). I'm curious - is there an alternative place that you go to now for fleece? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfH2...
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JOANN
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Huh. Looks like I haven't made a creature in a while. Oh well, he lives up there now. Thank you as always to Dimension 20 and art from the lovely Cait May for my latest spur of the moment project. #cloudwardho #dimension20 #dropouttv #dnd5e
A babyBelly rub viewHold him gently like hamburgerHis new perch, to survey the world from on high
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Concept: Gender Norm is the perfect drag name. It needs to be a drag king, and you need to dress like a dad from Pittsburgh. You come in to the theme from Cheers and just sit on a stool with a beer and mime greeting people and giving finger guns to other bar patrons.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"You're afraid to be crabby, but I was BORN on the claw."
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehS... Let's gooooo! #cultofthelamb
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Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven | Reveal Trailer | Coming Early 2026
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Today, we are pensive AND on the floor. Good to know.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This just in: Donald Trump tried to cover up CFC damage in the 90's in order to keep the aerosol hairspray market alive.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Neurodivergent understanding is your husband not second-guessing getting you a paper shredder for your birthday so that you can make food for the worm colony that lives in your backyard.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@longtalldingus.bsky.social Thank you for the early birthday gift! 🥹 I used to have the exact same strategy guide, but I lost it at some point between moves.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Except Jenna's shoes actually MATCH her outfit in the movie, and she had just woken up so the teddy is excusable. This woman had to go through herself AND at least one person who mic'd her up with no one commenting on her plaster-of-paris socks and mismatched chunky gold jewelry.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Don't get too excited - it's just Hulk Hogan, but I'll take a win at this point.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'm working on a project right now, and it's a really cute idea, but I always feel a weird impostor syndrome when it comes to including non-crochet/knit elements of what I'm trying to do. I've come to terms with using felt for fiddly details that are tricky to crochet, but...
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The bird game is real in Baltimore. I just heard a mourning dove going nutty mode outside while standing two rooms away from any windows, and I just went "me too, man". Anyway, can we do this thing now? Is it finally time?
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Will I finally finish a project for myself? Will I wear a shawl, despite not liking how shawls look with my outfits, under the assumption that this will make me look like a sparkly witch? Will I ever craft fast enough to escape The Horrors? All these questions and more, tonight at 11:00.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
New York is going to become a model for social assistance programs and restructuring under Mamdani. Finally, some good fucking news. The general election can't get here soon enough.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Out here clothes-maxing so no one else can get the opportunity. You don't even wear clothes.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I hate it here.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Flipping through these two pictures like a flip book. This went on for almost two minutes.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I hate having to have conversations with my loved ones about their safety when it comes to pieces of shit that won't take a hint. I can't post this anywhere else that is connected to my identity in order to maintain their privacy, but I can scream it here at least.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Let's get this dread. #nokings #nokingsprotest
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I only have a few sources of things actually making me feel anything these days, and I never thought that seeing my composting worms thriving would be one of them. The ladies are squirmin' and so am I.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
And here I thought the best part of my day was going to be getting some strawberries. Lol. Lmao, even. I can't wait for these morons to give themselves stress-induced heart attacks. youtube.com/shorts/TT9Ar...
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Grab His D*ck and Twist It! (Original)
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Not to flex, but my yarnbombing pride flags were featured in Hampden next to a church AND by a highway exit. Real talk though - the picture of the stripey one is very punk rock looking, and I felt super cool when a group of youths walked by and appreciated it. #crochet #pride2025 #yarnbombing
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
One of my favorite things to do after waking up is scooping up my cat and giving her a little kiss on the head, only to be met by the faint smell of weed, which means @dankpasta.bsky.social is also guilty of giving her little kisses on the head.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
youtube.com/shorts/7FZWo... I need you all to know what's been playing on repeat in my head for the last three days. "I'm just trynna play Pokemon cards" actually goes hard as fuck.
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bro casually drops the hardest diss track of the year 😂 ​⁠@TonyWeaverJr
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I had the green light on because I have a migraine, and I decided to feed the ween a cat gogurt. Fucking hell, these are just stills from an alternative take of Close Encounters.
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
My opinion on fighting games is that they should be designed as--woah wait hang on check out this video I found
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ween was so hypnotized by the sound of the fan that she started to ascend.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
youtu.be/5NJn2UAbUDM?... This is a thing that I am completely normal about and didn't even get a little bit misty-eyed watching. Real talk though, I'm so happy this group of extremely talented and kind people are getting the recognition that they deserve. #dimension20live #unsleepingcity
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Behind the Scenes of Dimension 20 Live: Gauntlet at the Garden
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Baby time. I had a teacher friend commission me to make some dragons from the Fourth Wing book series. I haven't gotten a chance to read them yet, but this is also my first time using chenille yarn, so firsts all around. I'm pretty happy with how they turned out! #crochet #amigurumi #fourthwing
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I feel like I've been going crazy, because for some reason my seedlings just stopped growing. Granted, I had to learn some things about gardening in an area with not so great soil, but I had my process down (start seedlings inside, move to soil with bottom up watering, etc.), and THEN.
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Joystick Knits @joystick-knits.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I am going to be. SO PISSED. If Trisha Paytas's baby stole the soul of the wrong old person and now we're stuck with Trump. We were so close. She's giving birth in like a week. Reference for those who don't know what I'm talking about: www.instagram.com/reel/DItwxwG...
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