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@joycelh.bsky.social
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Balloon Juice Jackal, retired Navy, blocked writer. Author of the Regency Mage series.

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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
someone better put willie nelson in bubble wrap because we're running out of good white people fast
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Trump: We must build the ballroom so that presidents can entertain up to a thousand people in safety. Also Trump: To celebrate my birthday we’re allowing four thousand people onto the White House grounds to watch a prize fight.
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A question for House and Senate Republicans to think about because if they continue their policy of doing nothing, they’re going to be asked this question for the rest of their lives. Judges will ask, historians will ask, their grandkids will ask. The question: Trump is crazy, what’s your excuse?
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Let’s be clear. If American ground troops are deployed to open the Strait of Hormuz, that will clearly be a war for oil. America’s sons and daughters sent to the other side of the world to fight and die for the oil companies. Who voted for this? Anyone?
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So are you going to a war or an excursion? It’s actually easy to figure out; just check what you’re taking along. For instance, you don’t take bombs to an excursion, you take a picnic basket. You’re welcome.
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
When I see a picture of RFK Jr, just gotta ask - is this what a fellow with tip-top mitochondria is supposed to look like? Because, I mean… geez.
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Just got this screen grab of another section of the Oval Office decor. It looks like Liberace threw up in there.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Newark Airport under the Trump administration: Come for the near-death flight experiences and delays; stay for the diseases
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Four R senators and four R House members could announce they're caucusing with the Dems for now, and will vote for Schumer for Majority Leader and Jeffries for Speaker, because the threat to the rule of law is dire. Meanwhile, they'll work with Democrats to construct guardrails against dictatorship.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Share this everywhere. I believe there should be immigration enforcement. I believe there shld be an immigration enforcement agency. But this one is simply lawless to the core. That fact is just inescapable.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Staying woke. Who’s with me?
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This sounds obvious but it needs repeating - when someone says something for years and then says the opposite in a confirmation hearing, they didn’t change their mind, they lying to get confirmed.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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joycelh.bsky.social @joycelh.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey, how about we NOT have an FBI Director with Charlie Manson eyes?
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Meh Pluribus Unum (Alli) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pluribus-unum.co · 06/12/2024
If you are still a Republican but don't support fascism -- you MUST leave your party or be considered a fascist. The conservative Republican party is dead and buried. The fascist white nationalist Republican party is all that remains. You aid fascists if you stay. Period.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I can take or leave LOTR, The Silmarillion, what have you, but if he wrote nothing other than the postscript to this invitation card, J.R.R. Tolkien would have a secure place in history.
invitation card, text as follows:

20 Northmoor Road, Oxford.

Professor and Mrs. Tolkien

request the pleasure of your company
on Wednesday, November 21st, 1945,

to assist them in celebrating 

the coming of age of their son
Sub-Lieutenant C.J.R. Tolkien, Royal Navy Reserve

6:30 PM onwards
RSVP if not coming

postscript:
- carriages at midnight
- ambulances at 2 AM
- wheelbarrows at 5 AM
- hearses at daybreak
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