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Some flavour of neurodivergent. Some flavour of queer. Not normal about LotR, Leverage, Doctor Who, SPN. Cat person. She/her. [Banner is a sunset over grassland. Avi is selfie of a white woman with quiffed, blue-purple tinged salt & pepper hair & glasses]

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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 4h
What a hilarious way to start the day!
Notification from Bluesky that cliffrichard79.bsky.social started following me four hours ago.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 22h
My cousin was the baby in Three Men in a Boat with Tim Curry, Michael Palin and Stephen Moore.
Costumed Michael Palin talking to an actress holding a baby (my cousin) in a maze.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Hope this article names them - they deserve a boost! (I only have 2 free articles to go and need to save them for work!)
Item in the Bookseller's newsletter on 20 October 2026:

Some indies 'stopped stocking Walliams years ago' as shops react after Harper Collins drops author
A number of independent bookshops have told The Bookseller they stopped stocking David Walliams' titles "years ago".
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
Evening walk livened up by a close encounter...
Grey heron close to the bank of a stream.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
Will be looking her up in our new (old) Encyclopedia of Sea Warfare (snaffled for £3 at the charity shop). Book is so old, it doesn't contain the Hunley (the first thing son wanted to look up.)
Hardback encyclopedia of Sea Warfare
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
With alt text.
show a parent round his school. I asked how the young men of this war compared with ourselves the "young men" of the last one.

"Oh, I think they're a better lot than we were," he replied heartlessly. "I like 'em. I'm proud of them, too, but I don't let them see it. We're getting a grand type of fellow.
He's full of spirit, initiative and guts. He's well educated;
in fact, he's got to be.
I'd like to tell you what splendid men the Dominions and Colonies are breeding. They take to the air like birds. Thev're born pilots"
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Reminder that you can either make Advent calendars accessible with braille or large print number stickers, or buy a brailled beauty Advent calendar: shop.rnib.org.uk/search?q=adv...
Cadbury's Advent Calendar with clear stickers and large white numbers added to doors to make them easier to read.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
With alt text.
A chonky Przewalski's horse standing in a sunlit slice of cave looking up at a painting of a Przewalski's horse on the wall.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Saw this and thought of you, @scriblit.bsky.social
Tumblr text post (continues in second image):

homunculus-argument

A story about an ordinary single middle-aged woman who loves thrift shopping, who keeps accidentally picking up cursed amulets, possessed shoes and other trinkets with ghosts attached to them. The ghosts are harmless, mostly they just seem relieved to be in the hands of someone who can see them, actually listens to them, and treats them with respect.
All of the ghosts are skittish at first, like new rescue cats hiding tightly in some corner of her home before daring to venture around the house at night, and slowly warming up to show up properly. And even be willing to share space with each other. It turns out she can take them all with her wherever she goes for as long as she's wearing whatever they re haunting.
She listens to them arguing with each other wile on her walks, like having a whole psychic group chat call going on. She learns that instead of being from a wild range of different times, places or eras, all the ghosts are roughly of the same generation, even if they died at wildly different ages.
They're also all local - they knew many of the same people as they lived, even if they never met each other in life. As the ghosts start narrowing down what they all have in common, it turns out that they all had beef with the same exact specific woman while they lived, and come to the conclusion that she was the one who cursed every single one of them to possess some item they always wore. None of them would have thought that the one thing they all share was being personal enemies with a witch, but alas, so it goes sometimes.Post continues:

The woman who gathered the ghosts continues her hobby of thrifting (taking all her ghosts with her, of course), and one time she bumps into somebody there with a last name that she recognises - the witch. Her ghosts affirm her that the young woman looks like the witch as well. It's the witch's granddaughter. At the thrift shop. And the woman the story is about walks up to her like
I wear your grandma's foes

asmuchasidliketo adds a comment (screenshot from a completely different post): 
postapocalypticparenting 
Have you ever considered that perhaps you should mackle less.

homunculus-argument replies:

Quoth the raven
Macklemore
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Excellent haul from the charity shop today... Son even more excited to find the Encyclopedia of Sea Warfare is so old it predates the finding of the Hunley, than being able to look up the Hunley.
The Encyclopedia of Sea Warfare. Bought for £3.Animation Art. An illustrated history of cartoon, anime and CGI. Bought for £4A pair of large cups/ small mugs. White with blue flowers in bold, vintage design of the mid 20th century. Pattern is Alpine Rose by Washington Pottery.Waisted tall egg cup with gradient lines in slate and dark bluey green running around it. Naive sketch of a building with smoke coming from the chimney and making its way around the rim of egg cup and the words 'Old Welsh cottage'.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Extracted my mother from the hospital after a fortnight (no rappelling or balaclavas required). Got to join a friend walking their lovely dog (biggest baby in the world - a brindled Cane Corso). Met a mouse on a different walk.
Small mouse just visible between wall and pavement.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
What fresh hell is this? (I'm not linking to the video because even though it *is* the pilot of Due South, I'm not rewarding this garbage with hate clicks.)
YouTube thumbnail for the pilot of Due South but it's AI-generated so neither of the two men look like the actors who play Fraser or Vecchio. AI Fraser is not handsome enough and his uniform isn't crisp enough either. AI Vecchio is wearing the wrong clothes and has thick, curly black hair. A police squad car sits behind them in front of a skyline full of skyscrapers, when as any fule kno it should be a green 1971 Buick Riveria.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
9/23/26
Mastodon
flower bathed in light @wehpudicabok@kind.social
YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. i sound insane right now because the internet is a store but it used to be a library
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
#Warhammer
Tumblr text post by squeakitties: Battle-hardened soldier who is a baby: *slams down an empty tankard of formula* And that’s why they call it ‘infantry’, hah!
Squeakitties reposts and adds a tag that someone else has generated: #warhammer pre-k
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Aragorn: Legolas, get them up! Boromir: Give them a moment for pity's sake! Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs! ... We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
This may be the most cursed Tumblr ad I've encountered so far...
Mike, What's the Plan?
Sponsored
Join the conversation about God's plan with Mike Pence. Share your thoughts!
Beneath this text is a blurry photo of odd-looking face wearing spectacles. It's not clear if it's real or a model. It has the same smooth golden surface of a Brioche bun and the nose and lips also resemble baked goods. The eyes are ODD. The whole thing could be generative AI. Or just weird and creepy.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicked from Tumblr...
Screenshot of a tweet by @omgsidewalks
You CANNOT rage against the machine if you're asking it to summarise your emails for you.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
One for Moby Dick enjoyers: The Pequod Wrapped! www.tumblr.com/jothehat/830...
One slide from The Pequod Wrapped. Image of a whale's head in a star burst frame above text: You thought about
THAT DAMN WHALE for 143,200 minutes!
That puts you in the top 0.001% of whalers!
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sexy Jamie McKe... @ada... Aug 23, 2024
I knew a theatre technician who did a show with Blessed and they were in the pub afterwards along with his wife only to hear someone criticising said show.
Blessed: YOU SIR ARE A CUNT, YOUR WERE BORN A CUNT AND YOU'LL DIE A CUNT.
Wife: Brian..
Blessed: Not now dear I'm calling this man a cunt.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
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Line drawing of the walls of Troy and an enormous horse on wheels that has been rolled up to the gates, except the horse is styled as a My Little Pony with flowers on its flanks, wings and bouffant tail and mane.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking hell. They're gendering motherfucking Halloween now? This can get in the bin.
Shelves of normal orange Halloween decorations next to shelves of pale pink Halloween decorations.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Kind of proud that I manage to use Amazon so little that my 'About you' page is empty 😇
Screenshot of my Amazon About You page: 

About you
We haven't saved anything yet. As you shop on Amazon or chat with Alexa, we'll save helpful information to personalise your experience.
Once we have saved some details, you can manage them here.
Create +
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Also nicked from Tumblr.
Screenshot of a tweet.

Derek Devicemanager 
@IT_unhinged
We hired a new VP named Michael Lee.
Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee.
He works in the warehouse.
He's been here 11 years.
New VP gets:
michael.lee2@company.com
He immediately messages IT.
"Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?"
No.
He asks HR.
HR asks me if we can "prioritize seniority."
I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane.
VP reluctantly keeps the 2.
Warehouse Michael finds out.
Changes his Teams display name to:
Michael Lee (Original)
By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike.
He has asked IT to intervene.
Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Bwahahaha! (Stolen from Tumblr)
Screenshot of a social media post by BabyLove @IamWillowLovee. They write: Man stop wastin them peoples time.. 😒
Beneath the text is a screengrab from a show called Paternity Court. Side by side screens show a young child with tan skin and a man in a suit with tan skin. Both of them have prominent, protuberent ears as well as bearing a facial resemblance.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Daily encounter with hospital no 12... Caught in the stare of Addenbrookes' curséd endoscopy train. Very glad I brought a cushion for the wait at least.
Abstract painting of a steam train split over three canvases of different widths. The locomotive appears to be bending to face the hapless viewer.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Adore September's print and sticker! (Every month has been great, but this one is particularly fab.) Can't believe I've only got three more to come!
A5 print of a large cat sitting in a small bowl. Cat has large, dark eyes and a light grey and white colouring. Also a small sticker of a nooming black cat.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently near Vancouver wolves are evolving into whales. (Or at least behaviourally they are turning into Pakicetus.)
Four panel meme. 1. A wolf-sized prehistoric ungulate says "Indohyus, my brother, I've decided to search for more food in the waters."
2. A second wolf-sized prehistoric ungulate replies "You will regret this, Pakicetus. the environment will force you to adapt." The first creature says "I just need some shrimps lol. I will be perfectly fine."
3. 35 millions years later... A baleen whale appears to be talking to a deer: AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH MRUUUUUH
4. Close-up of whale and deer heads. Whale: BWOOOOOOOEEEE. Deer: WTF
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
My mum liked this get well card from my son so much she asked him for a second one for her ward neighbour...
Ink line drawing of a dromedary camel, side on to the viewer. It is looking down at a Bengal cat who is looking up and saying "I could eat that!" (The cat is my mum's cat, Fig.)Ink drawing of a dromedary camel facing out of the card but angled so its body is visible. Draped over the camel's head and neck is a striped cat.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Big ol Cambridgeshire sky.
Flat field with a dark hedgeline along the left under a luminous blue sky that grades to pale gold and then dark grey at the horizon. A high band of wispy cloud is coming in from the left, highlighted pink and gold in places by the setting sun.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Bilbo contemplating keeping the One Ring meme but with edited captions: After all, why not? A slop image of Trump in a diaper is worth burning the South Farthing for
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop something SPIKY
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
<I'm in this photo and I don't like it.jpg>
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Tumblr text post by rubedeckillerofficial on 18 Aug: I’ve developed a habit called “Positive Villain-Moding” for improving distress tolerance.
Whenever some annoying inconvenience comes up, rather than getting down in the dumps about it, I smirk and adjust my sunglasses and say something like, “A minor setback,” or “This changes nothing, the plans are proceeding nicely,” or even, “Did you really think you could defeat me that easily?”
It’s dumb but you’d be shocked at how much it helps.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Alright, I'll put up with Lidl pensioners cluttering the aisles.
Small boat of engineers now next to the mast described in previous image.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Dammit. I think I'm going to miss the second mast coming off the Richard Montgomery...
Barge in the middle of the Thames estuary with the last two mast tops of the Richard Montgomery visible above the water. One mast is hooked up and ready to be lifted by the crane once cut.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday!
Small cat hanging upside down by its claws from a net curtain
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Dudes rock. Well, disco.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Always enjoy Sanjeev Bhaskar's work and this, from the end of the second part of India with Sanjeev Bhaskar, did give me a new, deeper perspective on his dad's generation. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning Team #Kidlit. Please enjoy your new earworm:
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Found this chart on Tumblr (posted by arlo-maintenanceman) and it's so helpful! Now I can just point at D3 (a pale lavender square) and say 'That's me'! If you want to tag yourselves, please do!
Six by six square grid with rows labelled by letter (A for the top row, F for the bottom row) and columns numbered 1 to 6 (left to right). Square A1 is a strong blue and labelled 'Male'. F6 is raspberry pink and labelled 'Female'. F1 is white and 'Agender / Genderless'. A6 is yellow and 'Genderqueer/ Gendered Non-binary'. The other squares are unlabelled and are coloured to reflect a move away from the strong colours of the labelled squares. For example, moving through paler pinks from row 6 to row 1 near the F section, and moving through paler blues from A1 to F1. Row A moves from strong blue in A1 through greens to the yellow of A6.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Post by Triz (@margotsprestige): me getting ready to watch a movie with an average rating of 2.8 just because a 50 year old actor i have a crush on is in it (with a photo of a young white woman looking at a screen in a house)The What's going on / I'm in this photo and I don't like it meme
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Gimme more cable dragons and less slop, please.
Post by Tumblr user ravenfleesfire from 10 Aug. Text: "ohh I can't let go of my idea but it's above my skill level so I had to use AI" only the work of a coward is always perfect. cable dragon
Image is digital painting of a bunch of cables position to resemble a four-legged creature. Where the 'leg' cables meet the ground they are frayed to resemble feet. At one end of the body a 'neck' of cable ends in a 'head' of a USB port. At the other end three cables have the red, white and yellow markings of aux cables.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Have been allowed to lay my mitts on the braille and print Gruffalo Granny at last! What a delight it is.
The first page of Gruffalo Granny with a clear sheet of braille overlaid for shared reading.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know why this particular photo reminded me that Alexander Siddig watched early rehearsals of the Rocky Horror Show, but there you go... (Once again recommending Tim Curry's Vagabond to you all.)
Photo posted by Tumblr user awkardtrekphoto of Dr Bashir against a wall, eyes wide open and mouth really wide open (possibly screaming) while Benjamin Sisko stands in front of him with one hand raised (as if taking an oath).
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy birthday, lovely! (Apologies for lack of card, had you down as an October birthday in my muddle-aged brain.) Hope you have a wonderful day xx
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Post a witch.
Josie Lawrence as Agnes Nutter in Good Omend. She's tied to a stake and has an unreadable expression (if you're familiar with the books you probably know that she's thinking about what's under her skirt and the consequences for everyone nearby when they light the pyre she's standing on)
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
With alt text. Also petition to adopt this usage etc.
Picture of far-right thugs wearing all black including balaclavas marching along what looks like a dual carriageway (probably taken in Dover or Portsmouth, Sept 2026). Text has been added: People are calling far-right balaclavas 'nonce bonnets'.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
Played a tiny part in getting the braille and print edition of Gruffalo Granny on sale yesterday and son made me an allotment bouquet this evening.
Pale pink and magenta cosmos blooms with dark red astilbe and green leaves in a vase on a wooden breakfast bar.
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
For a horrible moment I thought The Nerve had let a transphobe join them... Email actually from The New Weekend. Brb, off to unsubscribe.
Screenshot of Email preview that reads: EMILY MAITLIS joins The Ne...
Inside this week's edition...
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Jo the Hat @jothehat.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
I post them back to Reform HQ - with Sharpied 'never' type comments. It's freepost so it costs them money. 😎
Horrible black and white image of Farage with gob open, pouring his poison into a microphone, and one arm raised. Also the freepost address of Reform: REFORM UK
FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC
83 VICTORIA STREET
LONDON
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