Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼:the: netbat 🮲🮳 @netbat.bat.netbat.net.ap.brid.gy · 16hI want an "increased motion" option. I want everything on my device to be animated, make every interface element squash and stretch and slide and swing 143 4
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026my patch to the cloudflare workers durable objects docs just got merged haha 000 0
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026I've been keeping an eye on this James Talarico dude, who might actually manage to turn Texas blue in the midterms, and I think one thing that would make me like him even more is if he took the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing to heart when it comes to animals and actually went vegan hahaha. If […]masto.byrd.wsOriginal post on masto.byrd.ws 031 3
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Since none of the tech companies "red teams" seem to actually red team their own shit and leave them riddled with trivially exploitable bugs, I wonder if I could get a job being an actual red teamer who hates the product and tries to break it with malice. How do you get that kind of job. Like […]neuromatch.socialOriginal post on neuromatch.social 004 4
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 #GamescomAsia @hey.paris · 17/10/2026Saw someone sharing their A-ha Take On Me style shader, and as it's something I've been working on for ages (making things look like paper for our game, Leonardo's Moon Ship), here's a WIP of mine. #godotengine #godot #gamedev #indiedev 513325 133
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026Sorry for acting weird I am weird It'll happen again 011 1
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026it should be illegal to update a user interface after it has been rendered to a screen at the same moment a user is likely to click or tap on an element of that user interface, punishable by death 200 2
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026there are too many books and not enough time 004 4
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026"Nearly 95% of American adults and children don't get enough fiber on a daily basis" open.spotify.com/episode/5NLhNY0Y2S…open.spotify.comFibermaxxing FTW: Meet the Neglected Nutrient That's the Key to HealthGastropod · Episode 201 2
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026“This is what you should do; love the earth and the sun and the animals.” — Walt Whitman 000 0
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Everyone, I have a suggestion: New Skill November. #NewSkillNovember 73189 89
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Weltzeitgeist @wackjackle.norden.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026'Banks are now trying to offload the AI data center debt they just underwrote JPMorgan and MUFG are part of the group that has spent more than six months trying to distribute $38 billion in construction debt tied to a Texas and Wisconsin data center project leased to Oracle.' […]norden.socialOriginal post on norden.social 121 2
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Stefano Marinelli @bsd.cafe · 12/10/2026I got a call from someone I don't know. "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is […]mastodon.bsd.cafeOriginal post on mastodon.bsd.cafe 191394 94
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026season 6 buffy sarah michelle gellar slay me pls 000 0
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026nothing gets ezra klein harder in an interview than the opportunity to steelman a shitty argument from the other side 000 0
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again: "RSPCA Certified Humane" is a label primarily designed to make consumers feel better, not animals. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/oct/0…theguardian.comRSPCA NSW director quits over welfare standards for RSPCA-branded chickenMark Steele says he is ‘ashamed to be associated’ with the RSPCA Certified scheme, which badges 97% of chicken sold in Australia 001 1
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Claire, The Ultimate Worrier @waitworry.sakurajima.moe.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026 012 2
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026i use arch linux btw even when i'm on windows i use arch haha wiki.archlinux.org/title/Install_Ar…wiki.archlinux.orgInstall Arch Linux on WSL - ArchWiki 000 0
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026The cycle of social democracy 007 7
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026i swear i just heard someone on TV freudian slip the phrase "presidential erection" during an interview and now unfortunately it's in my head so now it has to be in your head too sorry 000 0
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026happy spooky season to all who celebrate 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 038 8
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026surely there's gotta be some kind of joke around model train builders training their models but i can't think of one 000 0
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026The year is 2030. Taylor Swift released a new album last week. She has already re-released 9,000 versions of it. You ask if this is a bit much, and a Swiftie immediately decapitates you. This is legal for them to do, as has been decreed by God Emperor Taylor Swift. 014 4
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026oh good. another rate rise. yeah that oughta fix the situation in the mid east. well done economists 010 1
Reposted by ≽(•⩊ •マ≼≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026avril lavigne was right life really is like this 003 3
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026pleased to announce that i have discovered a number of proofs for the navier stokes equations but they are far too complex to be comprehensible to any human mind where's my million dollars please 000 0
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026funny how the people with all the wealth keep saying that the redistribution of that wealth would be "unfeasible" and "wouldn't fix things" and even funnier that everyone keeps believing them 006 6