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@josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy
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hi i'm josh and this is my single-user mastodon instance alt account for posting spicy takes on animal rights, vegan activism, tech stuff, and just general weird […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ masto.byrd.ws/@josh, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15h
and behold a dark horse
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:the: netbat 🮲🮳 @netbat.bat.netbat.net.ap.brid.gy · 16h
I want an "increased motion" option. I want everything on my device to be animated, make every interface element squash and stretch and slide and swing
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Close up of Rei Asaka (also known as Saint-Juste) from Dear Brother overlayed with text: "I'm slowly becoming the person I should have been a long time ago."
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
my patch to the cloudflare workers durable objects docs just got merged haha
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I've been keeping an eye on this James Talarico dude, who might actually manage to turn Texas blue in the midterms, and I think one thing that would make me like him even more is if he took the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing to heart when it comes to animals and actually went vegan hahaha. If […]
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Since none of the tech companies "red teams" seem to actually red team their own shit and leave them riddled with trivially exploitable bugs, I wonder if I could get a job being an actual red teamer who hates the product and tries to break it with malice. How do you get that kind of job. Like […]
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Clippy meme with text: "It looks like the internet is being destroyed by corporate greed. Would you like me to locate where it all went wrong?"
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imp @implyre.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
"If vegans make you feel uncomfortable, don't be angry at them; just be thankful that you still have enough of a conscience to feel guilty about the awful things you do to animals."
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
A David Lynch scene. A woman with wavy blonde hair wearing a black dress and a jewelled brooch, sitting in front of dramatic red curtains. White text overlaid on the image reads: "THE ANGELS WILL RETURN, AND WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE THAT'S MEANT TO HELP YOU, YOU WILL WEEP WITH JOY."
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
got a short little span of attention
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Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 #GamescomAsia @hey.paris · 17/10/2026
Saw someone sharing their A-ha Take On Me style shader, and as it's something I've been working on for ages (making things look like paper for our game, Leonardo's Moon Ship), here's a WIP of mine. #godotengine #godot #gamedev #indiedev
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Sorry for acting weird I am weird It'll happen again
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Cup of coffee meme with writing: no offense but you don't give yourself enough credit for growing into someone you would've felt safe with as a child.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@simon 😬
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
it should be illegal to update a user interface after it has been rendered to a screen at the same moment a user is likely to click or tap on an element of that user interface, punishable by death
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
hot burritos in your area
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
there are too many books and not enough time
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
"Nearly 95% of American adults and children don't get enough fiber on a daily basis" open.spotify.com/episode/5NLhNY0Y2S…
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Fibermaxxing FTW: Meet the Neglected Nutrient That's the Key to Health
Gastropod · Episode
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
“This is what you should do; love the earth and the sun and the animals.” — Walt Whitman
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
the thing about bubbles is
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
soft avril era
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Everyone, I have a suggestion: New Skill November. #NewSkillNovember
NEW SKILL NOVEMBER

[an art nouveau painting in autumn colors of a woman playing the harp]

LEARN A NEW SKILL OR REBUILD AN OLD ONE; THE ONLY RULE: DO IT YOURSELF, DO NOT USE AI

Sketching, knitting, whittling, a musical instrument, a foreign language, a tricky video game, cooking, weaving, changing oil, riding a bike, painting, pixel art, website design, digital image editing, bookbinding, calligraphy, identifying mushrooms, embroidery, soldering, that one thing you've been putting off

Do the hard part yourself, no matter how imperfect it feels. Learn and internalize how it really works. Consult guides written by human experts, and ask your fellow human beings for help. Take pride in knowledge and abilities that are an intrinsic part of your existence and not dependent on renting from corporations.

art by Charles Louis Hinton for a November issue of Harper's Bazaar, 1896
banner by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
see you space cowgirl
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Sailor moon with caption "it's too cruel that there's no pie for me!"
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
last night i had the strangest dream
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Weltzeitgeist @wackjackle.norden.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
'Banks are now trying to offload the AI data center debt they just underwrote JPMorgan and MUFG are part of the group that has spent more than six months trying to distribute $38 billion in construction debt tied to a Texas and Wisconsin data center project leased to Oracle.' […]
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
A fan-made edit of The X-Files characters Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, featuring starry graphics and overlaid lyrics from Fleetwood Mac's Silver Springs: "TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU but you won’t forget me" and "I KNOW I COULD'VE LOVED YOU BUT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME."
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Stefano Marinelli @bsd.cafe · 12/10/2026
I got a call from someone I don't know. "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is […]
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
season 6 buffy sarah michelle gellar slay me pls
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
do not eat the forbidden silica gel
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
nothing gets ezra klein harder in an interview than the opportunity to steelman a shitty argument from the other side
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "RSPCA Certified Humane" is a label primarily designed to make consumers feel better, not animals. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/oct/0…
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RSPCA NSW director quits over welfare standards for RSPCA-branded chicken
Mark Steele says he is ‘ashamed to be associated’ with the RSPCA Certified scheme, which badges 97% of chicken sold in Australia
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
linda cardellini that's the toot
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
trump should be removed from orifice
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
there's always a butt
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Claire, The Ultimate Worrier @waitworry.sakurajima.moe.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
a blonde woman resting her face on her fist and thinking "what kind of shitty game is this?"

(from Yasei no Last Boss ga Araweta! season 2)
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i use arch linux btw even when i'm on windows i use arch haha wiki.archlinux.org/title/Install_Ar…
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Install Arch Linux on WSL - ArchWiki
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Quote in a newspaper that says "In our system a chicken has more space in the oven than it ever enjoyed when alive".
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Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
The cycle of social democracy
A circular graphic showing a dying rose in the middle starting with “Too much money makes too powerful” leading to “But I'm not Marxist” leading to “Let's just tax the rich and limit their wealth” leading to “Oh, the rich prevent it with their money” circling back to “Too much money makes too powerful”
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i swear i just heard someone on TV freudian slip the phrase "presidential erection" during an interview and now unfortunately it's in my head so now it has to be in your head too sorry
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
there are too many config files
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
happy spooky season to all who celebrate 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Vintage comic panel. A cheerful skeleton holding a long rake walks down a dirt path through a field packed with yellow pumpkins at night. Behind him are a wooden fence, bare trees, a gnarled old tree with a face-like knot, and a starry blue sky. A wavy speech bubble shows him singing: "Happy boy. Happy boy. I'm a very happy boy. Look at all my beautiful pumpkins!"
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
surely there's gotta be some kind of joke around model train builders training their models but i can't think of one
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The year is 2030. Taylor Swift released a new album last week. She has already re-released 9,000 versions of it. You ask if this is a bit much, and a Swiftie immediately decapitates you. This is legal for them to do, as has been decreed by God Emperor Taylor Swift.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
i miss my sound blaster 16
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
oh good. another rate rise. yeah that oughta fix the situation in the mid east. well done economists
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
avril lavigne was right life really is like this
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
A sign on a door that says "do you know who you are letting in?"
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
pleased to announce that i have discovered a number of proofs for the navier stokes equations but they are far too complex to be comprehensible to any human mind where's my million dollars please
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
funny how the people with all the wealth keep saying that the redistribution of that wealth would be "unfeasible" and "wouldn't fix things" and even funnier that everyone keeps believing them
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