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spooky joseph reed

@josephsreed.bsky.social
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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 8h
Welcome to the resistance,,, stand your ground
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 12/10/2026
Alessandra Fumagalli housing spaghetti
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It really feels like it should be easier to defeat some of these people
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La Girafe @lashawndab.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
There’s a straight line from Obama’s birth certificate to the Omar raid.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Reyes is furious. She has repeatedly told the government to inform her before any major demolition work was done on the golf course. The abrupt removal of 500 trees, without notice, "has cost the government all of its credibility" in this case.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jerry and Elaine talking: 

- Remember that Columbus book? 

- Columbus. Eurotrash.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s so goooooood
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anybody who doesn’t tell you their pronouns or makes it a joke just gives you a very polite opening to absolutely misgender them until they get mad
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait you’re telling me David Brooks sucks
The first time meme
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Decent character actor, had some strong roles in the 90s.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I watch nearly every week - it's actually pretty good, just can't with the Shane Gillis
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me avoiding watching the Shane Gillis SNL episode
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Biblically accurate cat
An antique cat statue with gems for eyes and gems all over
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Biblically accurate cat
An antique cat statue with gems for eyes and gems all over
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember when Joe Biden tried to pay off everybody's student loans
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
why do these guys always look like adult babies cosplaying as thumbs
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when your campaign is going awesomely
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
De Zezerbi deserbis to get fired
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tottenham couldn't buy a goal at the goal store
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, you're mad at Joe Biden in 2026? Name a single executive order.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Attrition
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nightswimming at 24, come on there are 25 better R.E.M. songs
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
Get free standard shipping on orders over $50, or enjoy it on every purchase, no minimum by joining our Bank Account Rewards® program—join for free and never pay for standard shipping again! See our Shipping Policy for more details.
Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was he senile or did you forget who was president in 2020
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm working on a theory that everybody projects their own amnesia about Joe Biden's record onto Joe Biden himself
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Disarm was number 200, lmao
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mayonaise at number 50? It's not even the third best song on Siamese Dream
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: FRI-DAY-NIGHT I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson from I think You Should Leave in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the words fri-day-night in front of him
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now that we're in the top 100 of the KEXP top 90s songs, I am giving some serious side eye to the listenership
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we're living in the dystopian world all too easily predicted by george carlin www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6...
youtube.com
George Carlin - Death Penalty
YouTube video by Seleucid9
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Finish Him
ALT: Finish Him
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But real heads remember the Simpsons crossover that Matt Groening was too embarrassed to attach his name to
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NWSL transfer deadline is lit
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Don Dechert @dondechert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What are we doing, setting up the triangular trade again?
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m just going to wear my Gift Monday shirt even harder
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought this was a scientology clip for way too long into it
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God fucking dammit
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
60 year lease!
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao
Deters said his dealings with Guilfoyle began in 2020, when he launched an event called Freedom Fest in Kentucky in response to Covid-19 medical mandates. He paid her $300,000 over the coming years to speak there, he said, adding that he also paid $200,000 in speaking fees to Trump Jr. and $100,000 to Eric Trump. He also gave $125,000 to a political-action committee supporting the president in 2022, according to Federal Election Commission records.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For some reason I’m again wondering who paid off Brett Kavanaugh‘s debts www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Kimberly Guilfoyle was preparing for her congressional hearing to become U.S. ambassador to Greece when she reached out to a Trump donor with an urgent request: She needed $100,000 that she said she owed American Express—in a way that wouldn’t leave a paper trail. 

“It won’t show up anywhere if you wire money to American Express,” she wrote on Signal, according to messages reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. “Please.”
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beg to differ
Spelling bee guess of “BOFA” which it insists is not in word list
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 07/10/2026
all public resignations must be posted in Smart Brevity Style
Dave Lawler announcing that he's leaving Axios and the official Axios account complaining that "This is not the protocol for giving notice. Please contact the People Team"
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#1: Dennis Hastert #2: Jim Bakker #3: ???
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're laughing? Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing and you're laughing?
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