Sign in

Joseph Lezza

@josephlezza.com
830 followers 518 following 2.8K posts

Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: linktr.ee/josephlezza

PostsRepliesMedia
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/09/2026
RESKEET
020
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 28/09/2026
How is it that everyone I know in media seems to be opening their own “consultancy.” Is this a bit?
120
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just started the new season of Bake Off, and…
140
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just finished my rewatch of Killing Eve and it’s still one of the greatest love stories ever told.
140
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Student journalists still believe that it’s more important to hold powerful people to account than it is to hold on to access to those powerful people. They haven’t become Savvy Insiders yet
252739492
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Truly, turn ts into a Spirit Halloween.
020
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Has there ever been a gay p*rnstar who’s gone by the name Loadis Spunkmeyer?
130
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This
061
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Thinking of her today
010
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 25/09/2026
Jodie Comer deserved an Emmy for every episode of Killing Eve.
030
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 24/09/2026
You know it’s officially Hispanic Heritage a month when Starbucks is blasting “Como La Flor.”
011
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 23/09/2026
Order Kyle’s book!
130
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/09/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s in crisis.
190
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 20/09/2026
Fifty years ago today--on Monday, September 20, 1976--The Muppet Show went on the air in New York on Channel 2 at 7:30 p.m. While the show had officially debuted in the UK on September 5, its 9/20 launch in New York was the point at which Jim Henson began tracking its reception--and ratings . . .
A house ad for NYC Channel 2 featuring the first episode of the Muppet Show (also: Rhoda, Phyllis, Maude, and two new shows All's Fair and Executive Suite)
28936
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve been in West Chester, PA for all of 5 mins and I need to know why every man here is a model.
030
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/09/2026
I don’t know why posting a boomerang on your hinge profile is an automatic no, it just is.
000
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
He’s so baby boy
120
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/09/2026
CINEMA
050
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/09/2026
it’s the day after labor day, which means sweater weather is close 🍂 🎃 repost with your sweater selfies
381
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/09/2026
it’s the day after labor day, which means sweater weather is close 🍂 🎃 repost with your sweater selfies
381
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 04/09/2026
James Carville stop sending me emails challenge.
020
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Hi, it’s me. Here to cause havoc on your 2000s CW teen drama.
3151
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Hi, it’s me. Here to cause havoc on your 2000s CW teen drama.
3151
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/08/2026
Who wants to see my discoverability gap? DMs are open.
020
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/08/2026
Has anyone talked about how fun it is to follow up with people who said they do you a favor just to make sure they still plan to do you that favor because
010
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Community Flop @communityflop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly gone, rivers drying up, AI forced down our throats, everything being recalled, gov corruption, no allies…like it’s really so much
0191
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 25/08/2026
I’m done. It’s Joever.
170
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 22/08/2026
The existence of LGBTQ+ implies the existence of LGBTQ-.
1131
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 22/08/2026
I love getting d*ck pics from dudes on the toilet. Like, nice hog, man. Hope you had a good sh*t.
190
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 22/08/2026
Apparent it’s hot guy at Costco day
060
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
James alt @gymbrohimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Baby you’re not a himbo you’re a consultant for Deloitte stfu
91599
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 20/08/2026
Cutted my hairs. Is it giving early Jonas Brother?
041
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 20/08/2026
Cutted my hairs. Is it giving early Jonas Brother?
041
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jon Ossoff tells Lawrence O’Donnell: “It’s been amazing to watch this White House melt down over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults — public officials, paid by the taxpayer, with immense power in positions of public trust… No one cares about their feelings.”
10977801111
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Andrew Palmer @andrewp97.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
he’s so hot wtf
1291
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
633900864
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 17/08/2026
RIP Officer Kirby 💔
130
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 16/08/2026
The hottest guy you find on the apps will always be a power bottom and there’s nothing you can do about that
240
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/08/2026
Is he good boy?
4171
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/08/2026
Brb time traveling
030
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/08/2026
Is he good boy?
4171
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'll never steal your pen.
267127922543
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 14/08/2026
“My. Lawyer. Liked. That.”
020
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/08/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. LinkedIn should be wiped off the face of the Earth.
110
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/08/2026
God, WHY do I wanna cut my hair again?
010
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/08/2026
What if bisexuals
030
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/08/2026
One of those things should be Issue 23, he said, with no agenda.
021
Reposted by Joseph Lezza
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this summer’s hottest arm candy is a plague of boils. that’s how you sound rn
1487356
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/08/2026
Sick and tired of a world infested with attractive heterosexual men. Like, what am I supposed to do with that?
170
Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/08/2026
Why are all guys named Nick hott? A thread:
110