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Joseph Lezza

@josephlezza.com
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Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: linktr.ee/josephlezza

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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just started the new season of Bake Off, and…
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just finished my rewatch of Killing Eve and it’s still one of the greatest love stories ever told.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Thinking of her today
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/09/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s in crisis.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
He’s so baby boy
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/09/2026
CINEMA
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/09/2026
it’s the day after labor day, which means sweater weather is close 🍂 🎃 repost with your sweater selfies
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Hi, it’s me. Here to cause havoc on your 2000s CW teen drama.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/08/2026
Who wants to see my discoverability gap? DMs are open.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 20/08/2026
Cutted my hairs. Is it giving early Jonas Brother?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/08/2026
Brb time traveling
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/08/2026
Is he good boy?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/08/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. LinkedIn should be wiped off the face of the Earth.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 06/08/2026
He’s just sitting there, trembling in a Chipotle.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 06/08/2026
Decided to go full chaos demon on Slack.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 03/08/2026
Why do I read this caption in Garrison Keillor voice?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 31/07/2026
I will never be interested in your Scream 3 slander.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 31/07/2026
Wes Craven was a mad genius
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 30/07/2026
The way Thomas Ian Nicholas had (and continues to have) and absolute chokehold on me
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/07/2026
You wouldn’t believe the smut they’re advertising.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 24/07/2026
Just got free lunch from the Dunkin guy cause “Rosemary” canceled her avocado toast
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 24/07/2026
Good morning, gays. Is this anything?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/07/2026
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Justin Long in Jeepers Creepers?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 17/07/2026
It’s my birthday, so I took a pictures 📸 ☀️ 🇮🇹
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 17/07/2026
P All That You Can P
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 14/07/2026
It’s birth week soooooo, I don’t need an excuse to hop on a trend.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/07/2026
Thinking of him for no reason.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 11/07/2026
Ok but Tommy Lee Jones in Men In Black could get it
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 09/07/2026
Happy birthday to the greatest twitter interaction.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/07/2026
post a photo from 2019 Anyone wanna kiss kn the Central Park tunnel?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/07/2026
Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Well, at least our sessions will be short.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 07/07/2026
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 04/07/2026
Hook is a god tier movie. Haters have absolutely no whimsy.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 03/07/2026
Tfw I see a hott, unapproachable guy
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 01/07/2026
I mean, same.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 28/06/2026
Happy 100th Birthday, Mel Brooks
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/06/2026
What if the theme this year was sluts?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 25/06/2026
every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 25/06/2026
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 20/06/2026
Taking a poll. @vicnogaywrites.bsky.social says this photo is too slutty.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/06/2026
We are not a serious country.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/06/2026
Did someone say something about feathery coiff Friday?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 09/06/2026
without downloading new pics what’s it like to date and/or be married to you?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 02/06/2026
Not me tryna strike up a convo with the hot Thumbtack handyman by messaging him to ask what cologne he was wearing.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 30/05/2026
Hello, bluski. Is this anything?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/05/2026
post photo from 2019
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/05/2026
Well, this show is rad.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/05/2026
Very on brand.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/05/2026
If any NYC/Bklyn bloomfs would like to say hi, I’ll be at the Palace Reading Series on Nassau Ave in Greenpoint on Tuesday, May 26th. Come listen to some fun lit-rah-cha, and maybe pat me on the butt!
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/05/2026
Please. I beg of you. I have no money left
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