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Joseph Lezza

@josephlezza.com
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Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: linktr.ee/josephlezza

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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/09/2026
RESKEET
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 28/09/2026
Don’t get me wrong, I admire the gumption. I just fully don’t think I’d have the contact list to strike out on my own like that.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 28/09/2026
HAIWRRRRR
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 28/09/2026
How is it that everyone I know in media seems to be opening their own “consultancy.” Is this a bit?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just started the new season of Bake Off, and…
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
That deep V neck on Connor is definitely suggesting he loves muscles.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Just finished my rewatch of Killing Eve and it’s still one of the greatest love stories ever told.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Student journalists still believe that it’s more important to hold powerful people to account than it is to hold on to access to those powerful people. They haven’t become Savvy Insiders yet
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/09/2026
Truly, turn ts into a Spirit Halloween.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
That’s the one!
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Famous Anus?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Has there ever been a gay p*rnstar who’s gone by the name Loadis Spunkmeyer?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
New poetry collection title.
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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Just the kind of rizz I’m looking for in presidential candidates. Middle-age sex.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
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Regele Fotbalului
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
I hate it. I’m not meant to be a content creator, I’m meant to be a recluse in the woods with loose leaf scattered on the floors. I have the face for it.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Sadly, still seems to be the relatively best place to promote writing, or really anything if you’re some sort of creative. There was BookTok but I deleted TT once Ellison had it. So, now, these are the shreds we’re left with.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 26/09/2026
Thinking of her today
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 25/09/2026
Jodie Comer deserved an Emmy for every episode of Killing Eve.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 24/09/2026
You know it’s officially Hispanic Heritage a month when Starbucks is blasting “Como La Flor.”
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 23/09/2026
Order Kyle’s book!
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/09/2026
Sounds great. I’ll take ten. 😗
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/09/2026
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Boy with Freckles Blows Kisses
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 21/09/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s in crisis.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 20/09/2026
I know one. She lives in the woods and makes a f*ckton of pasta.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 20/09/2026
Fifty years ago today--on Monday, September 20, 1976--The Muppet Show went on the air in New York on Channel 2 at 7:30 p.m. While the show had officially debuted in the UK on September 5, its 9/20 launch in New York was the point at which Jim Henson began tracking its reception--and ratings . . .
A house ad for NYC Channel 2 featuring the first episode of the Muppet Show (also: Rhoda, Phyllis, Maude, and two new shows All's Fair and Executive Suite)
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 19/09/2026
(Please don’t hold this against me).
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 19/09/2026
I bet he cooks everything from scratch.
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Funny Husky Pun: Dog's Hilarious Expression
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve been in West Chester, PA for all of 5 mins and I need to know why every man here is a model.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 18/09/2026
I came here to say something but…I forgot.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 18/09/2026
Worse, it’s something I’m definitely sure I saw on an episode of Wife Swap.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 18/09/2026
You brush your teeth with clay don’t you?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 15/09/2026
I don’t know why posting a boomerang on your hinge profile is an automatic no, it just is.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
Baby bois come in all sizes
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
He’s so baby boy
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
That’s a gorgeous model
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 13/09/2026
Need him
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 12/09/2026
CINEMA
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/09/2026
it’s the day after labor day, which means sweater weather is close 🍂 🎃 repost with your sweater selfies
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 08/09/2026
it’s the day after labor day, which means sweater weather is close 🍂 🎃 repost with your sweater selfies
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 05/09/2026
Well, now I’m sad that l’ll be out of town because this sounds absolutely stellar.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 04/09/2026
If you’re good at your job, why do you need to consult…period?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 04/09/2026
James Carville stop sending me emails challenge.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 02/09/2026
Mmmmmwhatcha say?
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Hi, it’s me. Here to cause havoc on your 2000s CW teen drama.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 30/08/2026
Me looking for my invite like
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Sad Heartbroken Man Removes Hat
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Makes a cigarette his entire personality
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 29/08/2026
Hi, it’s me. Here to cause havoc on your 2000s CW teen drama.
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Joseph Lezza @josephlezza.com · 27/08/2026
Who wants to see my discoverability gap? DMs are open.
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