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@bagmitten.bsky.social
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I’m in the garden and I’m eating all the dirt

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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me looking at any fandom discord in 2026 trying not to let myself get agitated enough to bite or kick my handler
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A vampire named Driveway
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think he can do it
A black and white cat called Hughie
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You’re never too young to relive all the things you did in your teens. You can still ride a bike, fall in love, go back to school, develop an eating disorder,
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh that’s gore. That’s gore of my dominant hand
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Not a day goes by when I don’t think about my compost pile.
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pluribus might be my new avatar I’m so sorry
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Socialising with strangers is easy you just tell a lie and laugh
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
50% cocoa milk chocolate will change your life btw.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He actually thought this was maroon 5 and he doesn’t know ANYTHING about maroon 5
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone on this avatar discord ghosted me after I paid for a commission, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s annoying that it happened twice.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
media.tenor.com
two people are dancing in a room with a bed in it
ALT: two people are dancing in a room with a bed in it
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Proud snoppily
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Last night it was “white nasal hut”
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A cropped image from a BBC article. The words "some sperm is more popular" are visible above the image of a smug man.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I love living with Joe. He says shit like “If there was a man who was burger, he’d be called john bunyan” and I have to process that without pissing myself I guess
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Finally getting to my most anticipated chapter to write in this story. Cannot understate how much I’ve looked forward to this. Detailed chapter plan as below:
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If you are doing a NaNoWriMo — NArrative Novel about Orville WRIght’s MOustache — please post regular updates.
Black and white photo portrait showcasing Orville Wright’s prodigious moustache.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/11/2025
happy nanowrimo [time of year] also fuck nanowrimo [organization]
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Superdrug are discontinuing the facial cleanser I use, not sure I have the kind of autism that can handle this
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Told me old boss that I might do (new, unofficial) NaNoWriMo and so now I have to do it or I’m gonna be soooooooooooooo embarrassed booboo the fool
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have nothing but hate in my heart for James Cameron today just fyi. He’s pissing me off
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I love yawning!!!! The doctor says I need to be Careful though
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think this period romance needs more suicide.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Shifting into James Cameron’s avatar mode again soon btw
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Me when I clock into my job and get asked if I’m ready to do my job that I was hired to do
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Happy birthday baby girl 💖
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Tony Ho Tran @tonyhotran.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
cnn.com
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I can’t wait to go to IKEA and microdose bankruptcy by buying wardrobes
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
you gotta look at it from an oblique angle
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When I offer to go buy someone a sweet treat and now I can buy myself a sweet treat too
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Joe: so what’s the actual plot of the story you’re writing? Me:
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sorry I haven't been present I don't really do that
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Ginger every time Andy opens his mouth btw.
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
beautiful woman and her plot advancement tool 💖💖💖
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month, may all your jokers be polychrome
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 02/06/2025
bastard ate it
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Every man in my life is my enemy. Except Joe
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 28/05/2025
gale's got a gun
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sorry I forgot this was supposed to be a fandom/OC/writing account. Mermaids and maybe vampires in my brain right now but also this
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Tiktok threatening to ban me because I defended a trans woman 🥴 ok then!
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Thanks for your email. I’m eating a family-size punnet of strawberries for lunch and will be exploring the consequences of this from 1300-1530hrs. I will endeavour to get back to you if I return
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’ve been using up my least favourite perfume at work and I just know everyone here is gonna be so relieved when I throw it away and start using my second-least favourite in instead
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Going about your day happy as clam, only to suddenly remember the English VA’s performance of the “it’s my blood” scene from the Chunin Exams in Naruto so you have to sit down for a little and think about it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:
Laura Loomer tweets: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Spacing out in a teams meeting because someone jokingly accused me of eating too many chocolates or asked me if I plan to have children any time soon.
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juni/ico @aetherflo.ws · 01/05/2025
once both sides get comfortable talking about their ocs
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Randers @bagmitten.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I go through phases of revisiting old OCs and whenever I go back to my mermaids, I look at the art my friend Raven once drew of Ginger and I’m legitimately just the wolverine meme
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