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Joseph Begley

@josephbegley.bsky.social
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Former paperboy, radio presenter and recluse. Help needed, enquire within.

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
New Raleigh Ritchie single is excellent, 10/10 sunny walk vibes, no notes 🌞
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😤 Fuming 😤 that we're getting a movie of Andrew Garfield playing Sam Altman (yawn) instead of mullet-millionaire Richard Branson in the dramatisation of BA's Dirty Tricks campaign against Virgin Atlantic. We were PROMISED it years ago, you don't know how much I crave this period airline drama.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would someone mind turning down the contrast on the new version of the Boots logo please 😵‍💫
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Snapshot of me trying to wash my face using Sam's Moomin soap bar from Lush
Friday Night Dinner: BLOOD, so much BLOOD (it's red soap Jim)
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The absolute 🗣️ HOOT 🗣️ I let out this evening watching one of Peter Ustinov's made-for-TV Poirot films, in which not only is it unceremoniously set in the 1980s, but it opens with Poirot being interviewed by DAVID FROST on a chat show
A TV chat show set, complete with David Frost looking like David Frost next to Peter Ustinov looking like Hercule Poirot next to another character who I won't bore you with the details ofThe same, but a different angle because variety
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nice to see Tesco finally leaving their completely uninspiring 90s looking packaging behind, with a full refresh starting in bakery 👀 #banishthetextbox
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
...and they were all burger servers in suburban Santa Barbara
30 Rock's Barbara Walters parody for the Rural Juror: Flag meg cleg meg meg tennisA sentence featuring the frankly batshit names Igby Rigney, Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guys, just been to a TK Maxx with an INSTORE CAFÉ 🍔
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Love to see digital switchover mascot Digit Al (2009-2012) still going strong in the doorway of Sainsbury's Liphook
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Enjoyed this R4 piece on the discovery of a collection of queer love letters from WWII 💌 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Illuminated - Dear Gilbert, Dear Gordon - BBC Sounds
Olly Alexander reads from letters about the experience of gay men in wartime Britain.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just been to an M&S Food without an instore bakery
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Quite invested in tonight's match because I've drawn Argentina in the Morrisons More Card sweepstake and I might get free doughnuts if they win 🍩
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Other squash loving bab(i)es, lock your lips round this. It's basically a Twister in liquid form.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Been told not to go into work today because of a ceiling leak Babe, I was banking on relishing in the aircon anyway, literal water falling from height only makes me want to come in *more*
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Feel like there should have been more of a public outcry about HomePride closing their Fred collectables shop earlier in the year. All those now worthless tokens stuffed in nannas' drawers!
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@motorwayservices.uk relevant to your interests 🍽️ www.instagram.com/reel/DZfd7FS...
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Feel like National Sausage Roll Day and National Fish & Chips Day landing on the same Friday together is very poor planning, who's taking responsibility for this PR mess
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Camille Coduri in Death Valley?!?!! 😍
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Excuse me but where is QUEEN MARY PORTAS this series??? #interiordesignmasters
Mary from the classic Irish prank meme in her lil blue plastic apron"mary" "yeah, where are ya???"
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bank Holiday Sunday means a jaunt round the Homeworld '81 estate in Milton Keynes #itswhatshappeningtohouses
One of the information boards marking forty years of the exhibition A pointy A-frame house! Like something out of Playmobil! Its officially called "Hearth and Haven"
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Intrigued by this glimpse of a polystyrene cup in the Kylie doc as some youth watch Neighbours through an Oxford St window🥤 Is it from a Burger King knock-off chain or is it an actual BK (or Wimpy - they bought them out in '89) mega slurp? 🍔
A polystyrene cup with the words "American Burger" mimicking the Burger King logo
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Today in Hertford
A vintage looking van for a local building firmTwo quaint terrace houses with a Raleigh bike propped up outside A 1982 review copy of DH Lawrence's Short Stories with a note from Penguin Books insideA King George V " Ludlow"postal wallbox next to a more modern (and equally obsolete) stamp vending machine
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I would have designed it closer to London personally.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
who started this story exactly
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
FLETCHER CRESCENT 🔎🚲📚
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Genuine request for someone to please save me a can of the special Christmas cinnamon Irn Bru for when I return, please and thank you
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fun radio things from Aus 🇦🇺: as previously referenced, not only is the supermarket chain Coles' in-store station broadcast on DAB nationwide (digital no 1 with 470k listeners a week) but there's also two other in-store radio stations you can pick up wherever, whenever
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Have arrived in Australia and am delighted to tell you that Spotify Wrapped is brought to you by Woolworths, like it's the Hit40UK chart
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If you're missing your fix of world building radio stations with the endless GTA delays, the WSQK stream for Stranger Things is *masterful* www.globalplayer.com/live/wsqk/uk/
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Phil @vmphil.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So good they named it twice
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
'scuse me pls but what the hell is this new Clarks logo??
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Love me some social history, love me a film made up of only archive footage, and the HBO doc on the millennium bug is ticking all the boxes on this rainy afternoon www.nowtv.com/watch/time-b...
A websearch for "y2k" A sign reading "Y2K GRUB" at a survivalist conference "this computer is Year 2000 compatible"
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Unexpected spice: Radio X self-proclaimed "Indie Night" played Junior Senior's Move Your Feet about half an hour ago
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Have discovered what may be the most horrifying Vinted listing you've ever seen, just wait until pictures 11 and 12 www.vinted.co.uk/items/743006...
A screenshot of a Vinted listing for a costume of infamous cow-pie eater, Desperate Dan
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
omg! hehehehe look at them tho 😍
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Would very much like to believe this signage has been in situ since Luton Point opened as an Arndale centre in the 70s, whorra thrill
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Genuine qs: where did all the coloured toilet roll go, when did you see it last, is there a secret nanna black market where they can still procure it
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
oooooh, does that mean I get to watch Linda Green and Classic EE and Secrets of the Underground ad free with C4+??? 👉👈
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Big fan of the Birmingham Bull wearing tartan pyjamas, fluffy slippers and a little hat for the Caledonian Sleeper launch, tee-hee-hee
The Bull statue outside the Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham complete with tartan pjs, fluffy slippers and eye mask
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Just had my haircut by a barber who was clearly in a Bad Mood Today and now quite fearful to look in the mirror.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Cardigan on, candles lit, bowl of rice pudding on the go. Oh autumn, we're so back baby.
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just been to the tip and there was a guy in hi-vis directing cars and people to the right bins, only to see him told off by another guy in hi-vis. Turned out he didn't work there. Just a pot bellied man on a jolly.
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Mark Simpson @marksimpson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
pssst, anyone got a 1p mobile referral code they want to send my way 👀
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
my hobbies?? ticking off as many edward viii postboxes as possible
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Guilty as charged for creating one of these on a hand-me-down computer as a kid. Big splash one issue was the arrival of a new FRIDGE.
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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A thread. A few years ago my parents had their luggage stolen on a train journey coming back from Edinburgh. They reported it to the police but weren't expecting to see it again...
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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Not Erik Weihenmayer getting a reference on EastEnders 🏔️
Screen grab of the iconic "but he's GAY" newcast
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