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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

New Raleigh Ritchie single is excellent, 10/10 sunny walk vibes, no notes 🌞

Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

😤 Fuming 😤 that we're getting a movie of Andrew Garfield playing Sam Altman (yawn) instead of mullet-millionaire Richard Branson in the dramatisation of BA's Dirty Tricks campaign against Virgin Atlantic. We were PROMISED it years ago, you don't know how much I crave this period airline drama.

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

oh! I know this one! Their playout system Zetta can stretch or speed up a song by 5% for "timing", so it'll either be because the songs on the other channels during shared drivetime were too long in comparison or someone cocked up their backtiming for the news.

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Would someone mind turning down the contrast on the new version of the Boots logo please 😵‍💫

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Snapshot of me trying to wash my face using Sam's Moomin soap bar from Lush

Friday Night Dinner: BLOOD, so much BLOOD (it's red soap Jim)

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

absolute game changer and something I readily pushed on everyone pre-air fryer-explosion: get yourselves a chip net

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The absolute 🗣️ HOOT 🗣️ I let out this evening watching one of Peter Ustinov's made-for-TV Poirot films, in which not only is it unceremoniously set in the 1980s, but it opens with Poirot being interviewed by DAVID FROST on a chat show

A TV chat show set, complete with David Frost looking like David Frost next to Peter Ustinov looking like Hercule Poirot next to another character who I won't bore you with the details of

The same, but a different angle because variety

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Nice to see Tesco finally leaving their completely uninspiring 90s looking packaging behind, with a full refresh starting in bakery 👀 #banishthetextbox

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

if you think ASDA is in the doldrums, you need to get yourself to a Morrisons. It's like the last days of Rome in there. Empty shelves, crap all over and stock cages and boxes in all the aisles. WIGIG pallets piled up to try and disguise closed off areas.

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

...and they were all burger servers in suburban Santa Barbara

30 Rock's Barbara Walters parody for the Rural Juror: Flag meg cleg meg meg tennis

A sentence featuring the frankly batshit names Igby Rigney, Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

fear not, Coyote vs Acme is out on Friday 🧨

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

see also under "rare in-store cafes": HomeBargains and (formerly) Wilko

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Guys, just been to a TK Maxx with an INSTORE CAFÉ 🍔

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

didn't they attempt that a few years ago, widely promote it alongside a new album... then fall out disastrously, cancelling the tour before it even started

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Love to see digital switchover mascot Digit Al (2009-2012) still going strong in the doorway of Sainsbury's Liphook

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

just didn't want your calippos dripping all over it y'know

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Just been to an M&S Food without an instore bakery

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Quite invested in tonight's match because I've drawn Argentina in the Morrisons More Card sweepstake and I might get free doughnuts if they win 🍩

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

must be won and yet not a single prize of over £1000 last night, whorra joke

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

and the jackpot is noticeably smaller for them than it has been in recent years, despite this "now with two draws" push, which suggests it's actually led to worse sales? They dropped the other prize amounts significantly, so can't see it's because they're paying more out overall

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Other squash loving bab(i)es, lock your lips round this. It's basically a Twister in liquid form.

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Been told not to go into work today because of a ceiling leak Babe, I was banking on relishing in the aircon anyway, literal water falling from height only makes me want to come in *more*

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

easily confused, for ages I was raving about @nickwalker.bsky.social's musical based on B*witched songs

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

wait wasn't this actually @shaunkitchener.bsky.social's annual bit

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Feel like there should have been more of a public outcry about HomePride closing their Fred collectables shop earlier in the year. All those now worthless tokens stuffed in nannas' drawers!

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

@motorwayservices.uk relevant to your interests 🍽️ www.instagram.com/reel/DZfd7FS...

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Wait it's National Doughnut Day too?? C'mon guys, this is a NIGHTMARE 🍩

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Feel like National Sausage Roll Day and National Fish & Chips Day landing on the same Friday together is very poor planning, who's taking responsibility for this PR mess

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Camille Coduri in Death Valley?!?!! 😍

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Yessss I noticed this too, although I thought they'd just gone for a second script half way through to mix it up Eps 1-4 had Alan saying "Next" with in store homeware shots, then Eps 5+ have a shot of an actual storefront with the logo prominent instead. Guess a double would be undue prominence?

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Excuse me but where is QUEEN MARY PORTAS this series??? #interiordesignmasters

Mary from the classic Irish prank meme in her lil blue plastic apron

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Bank Holiday Sunday means a jaunt round the Homeworld '81 estate in Milton Keynes #itswhatshappeningtohouses

One of the information boards marking forty years of the exhibition

A pointy A-frame house! Like something out of Playmobil! Its officially called "Hearth and Haven"

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

and her brother in law was Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Intrigued by this glimpse of a polystyrene cup in the Kylie doc as some youth watch Neighbours through an Oxford St window🥤 Is it from a Burger King knock-off chain or is it an actual BK (or Wimpy - they bought them out in '89) mega slurp? 🍔

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

and her sister was one of the Sheilas from Sheila's Wheels

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

lollll gonna pivot to being a coupons account

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Martin Lewis pointing up at my big savings

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Joseph Begley @josephbegley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026