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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A weird plague has been detected in Russia? Cool. Cool. Deffo not a problem.

Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The BBC needs a complete rethink in terms of funding, commissioning, streaming, and who runs things. But when Traitors, Ludwig and Ann Droid are all massive hits, the bottom line is still 'make good stuff'.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd be really annoyed if I got to the top of Everest and it was like this. It's like when you get stuck in traffic at 11am on a Wednesday.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Horrible Histories, too horrible. Later With Jules Holland - can we put it on earlier? Newsnight is now on in the morning.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love watching old 90s football highlights to see things you just don't see anymore - reckless tackles, baggy kits, goalmouth scrambles and of course, the Confederate flag.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love watching old 90s football highlights to see things you just don't see anymore - reckless tackles, baggy kits, goalmouth scrambles and of course, the Confederate flag.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The more I think about this, the more angry it makes me. Man City have rendered a huge chunk of top level football pointless. Not just trophies, but goals and matches and moments. Some players best years wasted trying to play against a team built on fraud and lies.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I like it when you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, then it kind of raises in a really sore way which you just keep biting until the end of time. I really like that.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The most Guardian review of anything you'll ever see ever.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*lays a beat down* Have I Got News For You makes a joke and now the heat's on/ It's never been as good since they sacked Angus Deayton/

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*lays a beat down* Have I Got News For You makes a joke and now the heat's on/ It's never been as good since they sacked Angus Deayton/

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Because I'm self-absorbed I was just happy to see Joel reference 'School of Comedy', which was my first gig. Even I forget it existed sometimes.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nothing signifies the dumbing down of the UK more than "children's doctor."

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It cannot be stressed enough that I have absolutely zero interest in what fans of any artistic endeavour have to say about it in a documentary. On another note, I saw the new Oasis film today.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I like how not only they taped him up, they also blocked his window up. "Nope, no going 'look how tiny the cars are!!' when you're about to land for you, my friend."

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

And what am I supposed to do with this information? Scientists: "Flushing the slammer toxifies your house and even shutting the lid ain't stopping it." "Right. Any advice or breakthroughs to offer us?" Scientists: "Nah. Off you go."

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The most Guardian review of anything you'll ever see ever.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Tissue in the washing machine so now I feel like Ranulph Fiennes when I'm cleaning it up.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh my god they had enough. No. No to big Weetabix. They can have museli or Pop Tarts, whatever they want.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I got on a train home today from Coff's Harbour and due to it running late it was all a bit chaotic. Imagine my surprise when the man in the seat next to me was seemingly recording himself talking about the journey. He had a huge binder of notes...

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Posted by someone who's never met someone from Birmingham or the West Midlands.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Loved the solar eclipse. Even better, I can still see it when I close my eyes. But does anyone know when the sharp stabbing pain will go?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

He really is the Morrissey of comedy at this point.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

In the Katie Price documentary it says Katie met Dane Bowers at the premiere of Wild Wild West which is the most 1999 sentence it's possible to say.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Anyone got an FPL league I can join then?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Having a smartwatch with AI assistants is basically just shouting into your wrist as it does literally nothing of any use.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I like it when you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, then it kind of raises in a really sore way which you just keep biting until the end of time. I really like that.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

At this point it just makes me sad.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I mean, it's just not good enough is it?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This is very noble but as your first concrete pledge on the steps of Number 10...? Feels a bit, what, strange?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Went to look at Anthony Barry's interview, Twitter is the quickest place to find it, and my god that place brings you down.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Is Bellingham going to be our next number 9? The man is a machine.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Most goals for one player at a tournament, and our best finish in a foreign tournament. It doesn't undo the semi, god it's nice to end on a positive note.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Proper 'dad joins in with kids' energy.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What sort of thing is happening here?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

*brings Burn on and parks the bus to lose 5-4*

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

As soon as the pressure is on, we crumble. Maybe TT was right?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This could somehow be more damaging than the Argentina game.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The England game kicked off at 5am here. I went for a sleep after so it sort of felt like a dream. So I'm basically over it.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My parcel is lost. Their response is to ask what was in it and what it looks like so they can try to find it. This doesn't fill me with confidence. It's a brown package with my name on it, that's pretty much all I can say.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We wouldn't have beaten Spain anyway on this showing. I'm gutted but Italy in 2021 will always be the one...

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Did Argentina really get to a World Cup final and the first thing they do is bring out a stained bedsheet with a slogan on like Fathers 4 Justice?

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That's hard to take. I thought the whole point of the new regime is that we didn't play like this anymore.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Got it all wrong after the goal.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Why did we stop playing? Again? Every time.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

So poor. What is the point of this

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I thought we weren't doing this anymore. I thought we were trying to play a bit more.

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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That was coming. Just no good since the goal.

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