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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘

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Just trying not to lose my mind

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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 6h
@mark-carney.bsky.social
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
I’m fuckin’ trying. Back off.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 20h
"Growth for the sake of Growth is the ideology of the cancer cell” Edward Abbey quote poster spotted in Carlton, Victoria
"Growth for the sake of Growth is the ideology of the cancer cell”
Edward Abbey quote poster
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 8h
Less relatable, though.
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Jenny Kwan @jennykwan.bsky.social · 21h
Selling off Canada’s public infrastructure won't lower costs or build a fairer future for working families—it just guarantees higher corporate profits. You don’t build a stronger country by selling it off. My latest op-ed in @TheHillTimes www.hilltimes.com/2026/10/07/y... #cdnpoli #VancouverEast
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You don’t build a stronger Canada by selling it off - The Hill Times
The choice is not between doing nothing and privatizing everything. It is between building an economy that serves people, and building one that serves investors.
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No One Gives A Fuck About October 7 No one cares. They used to, but then Israel spent three years showing the world why October 7 happened in the first place. After witnessing the cruelty and savagery of the state of Israel, people get it now. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/no-one-giv...
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No One Gives A Fuck About October 7
Video reading by Tim Foley:
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SandyLee🍁 @leeram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And while we’re on the subject of Mark Carney’s fucked up cabinet appointments, can someone explain why a talk show host is in charge of government policy for the most consequential and dangerous technology in history? #canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All these people posting pictures of Florida with San Diego and Los Angeles written on them ignore an important fact: Iran doesn’t want to blow up innocent Americans. Most countries aren’t bloodthirsty warmongers, and the ones that are seem to be aligned with the USA.
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Michelle Cohen @docmcohen.medsky.social · 05/10/2026
Canada finally takes a serious look at Black maternal health, confirming what advocates have been saying for a long time.
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After years of calls for data, study confirms Black Canadians face higher risk of maternal complications | CBC News
The most comprehensive study yet of maternal health in Canada has found that Black Canadians face a much higher risk of serious complications during pregnancy, labour, delivery and postpartum than whi...
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a mess. “I have spent an entire career either in or around politics. I understood what this demand from the Premier's office meant...," Paul Godfrey said in the statement. The premier's office says the claims are "categorically untrue." #OnPoli
“On the morning of January 22, 2025 my son, Rob Godfrey, President and CEO of Keel Digital Solutions, approached me with a problem,” Paul Godfrey’s sworn declaration said.

The problem was that Patrick Sackville, the premier’s then-chief of staff, had communicated to Rob Godfrey that he would approve Keel Digital’s proposal for a new three-year agreement with the Ministry of Colleges and Universities, but “in the meantime, the Premier needed a favour from Postmedia,” it said.

“The Premier wanted to make his case to voters for calling an early election … (and) to publish a letter to voters in all Ontario Postmedia newspapers before he officially called the election,” continued Paul Godfrey in his declaration.

“It was understood that… if Postmedia did not print the letter to voters that Mr. Sackville would not be motivated to take the steps to ensure the three-year proposal was approved,” he alleged.

Sackville did not respond to a request for comment about the allegations on Tuesday.
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Qtain P. Faulkes @qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doug Ford is trying to stealth privatize Ontario water systems. It would allow corporations to prioritize water access to data centers over citizens. #onpoli #cdnpoli act.environmentaldefence.ca/page/190757/...
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Water is Not For Sale. It’s a Human Right.
Urge the provincial government to repeal the Water and Wastewater Public Corporations Act while there’s still time, ensuring that local water management remains public.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAKING: Mark Carney announces playgrounds filled with sharp objects to be built across Canada….in the National Interest™️. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck? Mark Carney chose an immigration minister who’s unaware of one of the foundational court decisions for our refugee protection system. He fucked up. Badly. Full stop. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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Immigration minister appears unaware of court ruling that guarantees Charter rights for refugees | CBC News
Refugee rights advocates say they are shocked to hear that the federal immigration minister appeared in an interview with Radio-Canada to be unfamiliar with the landmark Supreme Court decision widely ...
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Kramer's Pimp Walk in Seinfeld
Alt: Kramer's Pimp Walk in Seinfeld
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Alex Cosh @alex.readthemaple.com · 06/10/2026
NEW: Canada's Department of National Defence has already more than doubled the value of its new contracts with American tech giants this year. Mark Carney pledged to cut back on contracts with American tech giants as part of a “Buy Canadian” strategy. www.readthemaple.com/national-def...
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National Defence Has Doubled New Contracts With U.S. Tech Giants
DND has signed new contracts worth a total of $67.7 million with Microsoft, Amazon, Google and their Canadian subsidiaries.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Told ya. www.readthemaple.com/national-def...
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National Defence Has Doubled New Contracts With U.S. Tech Giants
DND has signed new contracts worth a total of $67.7 million with Microsoft, Amazon, Google and their Canadian subsidiaries.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if Howard Lutnick or Scott Bessent sudenly had a personality makeover to make them more appealing to Canadians. They’d be softer spoken, more respectful, more polite and reserved. But with the exact same values, beliefs and ultimate objectives. Just nicer. Imagine. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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The Walrus @thewalrus.ca · 05/10/2026
Canada’s airports are publicly owned. Now, Ottawa wants to open them for private investment. “The biggest advocate for change is private industry,” writes Isaac Peltz. “For them, it’s win-win. But for Canadians, it’s lose-lose.” thewalrus.ca/carney-wants-to-privat…
On the left: Photo of travellers with suitcases and bags in an airport looking at a television screen listing departure times. On the right: text that reads “Carney wants to privatize airports. It’s a terrible idea. Be ready to pay more for everything.”
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mark Carney is the guy you get when you listen to Dieter from Sprockets.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And while I’m here wagging my finger, this is also what should be happening in Ontario, but isn’t. And for that, Ontarians have Doug Ford’s eternal gratitude (Not really. He knows we suck. He’s laughing). We’re just as fucking pathetic as Americans, only in our own polite way. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here America. THIS is what it’s gonna take. THIS is what No Kings looks like. Not your twice a year Saturday afternoon picnic.
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Clashes in France as tens of thousands join school protests and Paris braces for main march – Europe live
Reports of clashes with police at cities including Lyon and Rennes
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck yes! Can we get the Canadian government to recognize a Palestinian State? What am I talking about? We can’t even get it to recognize a genocide. Sigh. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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Adam Radwanski @aradwanski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congrats to the oil lobby, Alberta government and PM on getting us to a point where a relatively pragmatic editorial board can champion a new pipeline without even having to address environmental/climate concerns (save for passing carbon-capture reference). www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...
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Globe editorial: The day that Canada grew a little stronger
The designation of a new bitumen pipeline as being in the national interest is a step away from a dangerous reliance on the United States
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Told ya.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hard fucking pass.
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National Newswatch @nationalnewswatch.com · 05/10/2026
PM Mark Carney pledged to ‘Buy Canadian.’ Since then, $7.8 billion in contracts went to American corporations, @fxplante.bsky.social reports www.thestar.com/news/canada/... Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
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PM Mark Carney pledged to ‘Buy Canadian.’ Since then, $7.8 billion in contracts went to American corporations
A Star analysis reveals U.S. firms dominated federal contracts despite PM Mark Carney’s ‘Buy Canadian’ promise.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TFW you find out a close friend is close friends with Kory Tenycke.
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Jim Carrey Dry Heave - Dumb and Dumber
Alt: Jim Carrey Dry Heave - Dumb and Dumber
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This video is so much better if you close your eyes and picture 2 dildos talking to each other. I imagine the Rees-Mogg dildo wearing a monocle because of course it would.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Energy and Natural Resources Minister Tim Hodgson obviously doesn’t read @maxfawcett.bsky.social, or he’d know that the pipeline is all just a ruse concocted by the smartest man who ever lived, Mark Carney, and is never actually going to get built. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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‘We will build this pipeline for the people of Canada’: Hodgson promises Pacific Link will get built
Energy and Natural Resources Minister Tim Hodgson is promising the new Pacific Link oil pipeline to the West Coast will get built, regardless of potential future market shifts and geopolitical changes
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LSU found a man responsible for r*ping a woman and decided suspension was too harsh. Kendall was a freshman when a football player assaulted her in his on-campus dorm in October 2025. She went to the hospital for a r*pe kit. She filed a Title IX complaint in January.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/2026
comedian in the local scene used to grope me in crowded rooms "oh he's just like that, he's a total prick" oh ok well i will stop inviting him to stuff, ban him from my shows, and raise hell if he's around "why are you such a spoilsport" hm, i see,
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normalize having to reread what you’re about to post 6 times because iOS keyboard has gone to shit and now works like it’s a plot AI hatched against humanity.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then there’s the people who seem to think that going along with whatever Carney’s doing makes them as smart as he is. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skydance is exactly the kind of stupid fucking name you would expect someone that looks like David “The herpes I got from Dad’s penis ate my whole upper lip” Ellison to come up with.
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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is hard to describe how much I despise Mark Carney these days. God forgive me for voting Liberal in the last election. That will never happen again.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But @maxfawcett.bsky.social said the pipeline would never get built…..
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are men the problem, is the fraternity the problem or is the Ivy League the problem?
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Hobbit Bilbo Baggins: All of them at once
Alt: Hobbit Bilbo Baggins: All of them at once
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird because Mark Carney is NOT a Wab Kinew, Jack Layton, David Suzuki, Jean Béliveau, Sidney Crosby, Terry Fox kind of Canadian. Although, if I were to guess, I’d say he has plenty in common with Kevin O’Leary. Including their contact lists. #canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not everything should be a musical.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And the esteemed Professor Oppington as well…
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit, I‘m over 1200 followers. Fuck’s wrong with you people?
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Set Kory Tenycke on fire? Can we at least try? #onpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete Hegseth graduated from Harvard and Princeton, in case anyone’s still impressed by the Ivy League.
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Anna Mehler Paperny @mehlerpaperny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we're going to talk about truth and reconciliation we should talk about Canada fighting First Nations in court. ijb.utoronto.ca/news/liberal...
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Liberals are playing legal hardball with First Nations over drinking water - Investigative Journalism Bureau
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberal government is playing legal hardball with First Nations fighting for clean drinking water — and First Nations are fighting back. Interviews and hundreds of pages o...
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 30/09/2026
In 1973, Phyllis Webstad, age 6, arrived at residential school in a new orange shirt her grandmother had bought her. To her, the shirt stood for belonging. It was taken away on her first day. Today, in part, is about what was taken from children. 🪶 READ: orangeshirtday.org/about/phylli...
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