iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Proud to lead the type of life that has me attending two fairy themed parties 6 months apart and therefore necessitating coming up with a second seasonally appropriate fairy costume

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Let me know when they invent a service where I can upload my pc specs somewhere and a nerd will tell me exactly what part I can replace the cheapest to give me the most improved performance and I pay them in feet pics. I feel like it would be a mutually beneficial business opportunity

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Wayne Brady as Taryon Darrington was an inspired choice

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Help my friend knows someone trying to find homes for kittens and this lil lady could be the other half to bagel’s split face 😭😭😭

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

we lived in a better world when every new soda flavor release was accompanied by a website that had a cool flash game

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I can’t lie. Ocean Avenue still goes incredibly hard.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Four meetings today and no one is even telling me how brave I am. Sad!

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I wish I had musical talent because I feel like Treat me like a slut by Kim Petras and technologic by daft punk are sister songs and could very easily be mashed together. Someone please remix them I just want to hear it

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Scene: anime/comic convention with an 18+ vendor area (for the horny body pillows and art etc) and one booth was just like. 3 full sized tables of monster dildos. The girl running it said “come touch my cocks!!” And wiggled the table so everything on them wiggled as well. I hopes she’s doing well

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I just started dating this guy with the same first name as me and I told him I kinda felt bad that I just refer to him as “the boy” to other people. then I found out he calls me “jbone” to his friends.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Your weekly reminder that I’m very hot

A selfie of the poster, a white woman with ginger and blonde hair, looking at the camera with smug indifference. She’s wearing large tasseled earrings, a dainty necklace, and a low cut black sweater dress (her bra is peeking out which she did not intend). Over her shoulder is a length of yellow plastic chain she has made into a strap for her purse. She looks hot.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

A wise man once told me: interior crocodile, alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie, theater

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Honestly it’s a marvel that everyone on earth ISNT bisexual. Why should man be burdened with choice

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sometimes you see a big spider in your house and just have to decide that whatever it does is none of your business

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Murray mag’nesson the woman you are

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

No one is doing it like pink pantheress if I’m being honest!!!

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Reading my surgeon’s notes to make sure I was well behaved and got a good grade while unconscious. I was and I did.

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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

[airily, to the butler, martini in one hand] just save it to the desktop

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The only thing stopping me from no lifing pokopia is the real time day/night cycle. When my pokemon center is finished tomorrow it’s OVER for yall

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Today is my fallopian tubes’ last day, I feel like I need to give them a cheeseburger like a dying dog

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arcadia @neonarcadia.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

on that shit that makes you go AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I need slayyyter to get the brat summer treatment asap

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

You do not need to scream when you sneeze. It is not sneaking up on you. You are actively using your vocal cords to make sound. I will die on this hill.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Court clerk said “you look too young to be a juror” brother this ain’t even my first rodeo

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Impressing your hairstylist is normal to want and possible to achieve.

Screenshot of a text conversation-

Me: similar palette to what we've done before but add some more chunky dark pieces and maybe some blue/ green?? I wanna look like an oxidized penny
Me: several photos of ginger/blonde/brunette hairstyles with teal pieces

Hairstylist: The 8am is yours.
I get sent a lot of ideas but this is definitely top tier of the coolest I've been sent. I'm really excited. It'll be a double process so 275 and we are going to be together about three hours. We got some stories to swap& I'm excited for you to be all over my feed with this one!

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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This is your weekly reminder that private nightmares is the sexiest actual play on air right now holy shit.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

For any tomodachi life / d&d enjoyer who needs to hear it: the chocolate ice cream stamp as face paint makes perfect tiefling / faun horns in a pinch

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Attention: my tummy hurts and everyone should be nice to me about it

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I feel like I have given this dumb site the wrong attention and 50% of posts on my discover page are millennials making weak political dunks and the other 50% are people announcing their elderly dog died

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Just found out they invented a new type of guy: loves bush but refuses to stop shaving himself. I’m perplexed but will allow it for now. Will report back as this story develops.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Getting to see Brennan flex his storytelling muscles on long form campaigns has been soooo cool I love campaign 4!!!! I love d20 but getting to see him weave a story across multiple tables over a more extended timeline is extremely based

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

There is a sinister energy in the Dallas Fort Worth metropolitan area I cannot describe

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 18/04/2026

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Yall ever gone to therapy? Shit is kinda goated

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I watched avatar (the blue ones) for the first time in the year of our lord 2026 and I’ll be honest. Doesn’t hold up.

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jordan @jortsillustrated.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My 23 year old brother is planning to propose to his gf (of 9 years, in fairness) meanwhile, there’s me at 29, unwilling to get married because I’d be a child bride

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