Insomnia-watched the new He-Man film. No coherent thesis to be made out despite really trying to imply that there is one. CG constantly varying wildly in quality. Tone constantly goes between Whedonesque, worshipping 80's He-Man, and mocking 80's He-Man. Three separate post-credits scenes.
![[Don't Fear the Reaper abruptly fades out]
Cool guy voice: you're listening to
[splat sound effect]
KYSFM
[howie scream]
the only station that plays DSBM
[baby crying]
[voice clip of emperors Palpatine saying "do it"]
funeral doom
[womp-womp trumpet]
[taco bell bong sound]
and OSDM.
[clip of Johan Hegg singing "små grodorna"]
[saw noises]
This ain't your granny's funeral.
DJ: alright that was blue oyster cult, more like blue oyster kay vee ell tee am I right? Remember to download our app. Coming up: Alice Cooper. But first.. Drowning Pool.
[Censored version of Bodies by Drowning Pool starts playing]
"Let the ... hit the floor, let the ... hit the floor"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kzxhuuxmovpn2f7xeifvjmlf/bafkreierlm5ej4tqrijvwmbdhra5zhmuvw52jykw4ttbmccf3jbga54ogm)
