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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you only saw this policy, not the name or state, it would be nigh indistinguishable from Republican policy. Just such a scummy man.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went 3-0 in my Reality Fracture Pre-release playing Dimir Jace control. Really fun play patterns for me at least. These cards coalesced into a really oppressive engine for the late game provided that I made wise tempo decisions early to stave off the more aggressive decks. Seems like a cool format!
Way of the Mind Sculptor
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Legendary Enchantment

When Way of the Mind Sculptor enters, empower Jace 5. (Put five loyalty counters on a Jace token you control. If you don’t control one, first create a blue Jace planeswalker token with “[−1]: Surveil 1” and “[−3]: Draw a card.”)

Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, if you removed two or more loyalty counters to activate it, draw a card.

Illustrated by Josh Hass: Card art depicts Jace Beleren in his "theorist" attire with an almost absurdist depiction of various portals and floating stone emerging from his hood.Jace, Reality Sculptor
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Legendary Planeswalker — Jace

+1: Empower Jace X, where X is the number of Islands you control.

−3: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets -5/-0 until end of turn.

0: Exile all but the bottom card of each opponent’s library. Activate only if there are twenty-five or more loyalty counters among Jaces you control.

Loyalty: 5
Illustrated by Martina Fačková: Art depicts Jace in his "theorists" outfit creating a world on a table in front of him, its mountains and clouds appear in illusory fashion.Plan for All Outcomes
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Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, the owner of up to one other target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Whenever you cast your first noncreature spell each turn, empower Jace 1. (Put a loyalty counter on a Jace token you control. If you don’t control one, first create a blue Jace planeswalker token with “[−1]: Surveil 1” and “[−3]: Draw a card.”)

Illustrated by Chris Cold: A lone wizard sits at a table stacked with books of lore. Parchments swirl in the air. An implication of a shadowy form looms over her. Jace's Machinations
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Instant

Until end of turn, you may activate loyalty abilities of Jace planeswalkers you control on any player’s turn any time you could cast an instant.

Empower Jace 8. (Put eight loyalty counters on a Jace token you control. If you don’t control one, first create a blue Jace planeswalker token with “[−1]: Surveil 1” and “[−3]: Draw a card.”)

Illustrated by Serena Malyon: Art depicts a stylized Jace Beleren in his "theorist" outfit in the background with his eyes glowing. Magic swirls and from it emerge myriad city towers with tall spires. He's creating his echoverse.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife and I recently played Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) on my brother's XBOX so we bought a copy for our PS2... or so we thought. We booted it up and it was so different-- the maps, the HUD, everything. We spent 15 minutes rationalizing it until we realized I'd bought the first game! Lmao.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I assume they mean they'll be speaking Early Modern English with an Original Pronunciation... the actors in the VVitch did some awesome dialect work for 17th Century English so if they're gonna do some OP that'd be sick. Most people though don't know Old from Middle from EM from modern english tho
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is something they don't seem to care about: sacrifice us on the pyre to defeat fascism and then we still are living beneath fascism, it's just a fascism of cis liberals making.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*This* game hooked me on strategy games more than anything. I loved the fantasy setting, the old-timey dialogue, and really cool character designs. The sprite animations were just enough to spur my imagination in a major way. I think this title really shaped my taste in media for years to come.
Gameboy Advance Box Art for the 2003 title "Fire Emblem" (known in Japan as the Blazing Blade). It shows a series of fantasy characters striking cool poses with awesome weapons-- Eliwood in front with the magic sword Durandal, Lyn with the katana Mani Katti, and Hector with his axe Wolf Beil (I assume). The bard and dancer characters, Nils and Ninian embrace in the background as a pegasus knight flies overhead.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Definitely feels like the Dems have a coordinated strategy RN to scapegoat trans people that's being deployed in this wave plus probably a coordinated information strategy to encourage blue wave people to attack us too. This is another site becoming unusable as a trans person without seeing hate.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't believe cis people would rather believe in a trans conspiracy than the actual factual full court press from the billionaire class to astroturf this issue. Debbie thinks it's Erin Reed running boy farms? Ridiculous. How about the AI billionaire who paid $100 millions+ to demonize us?
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah not one has ever reached out after some terrible news hits our community other than my wife, but that's not really reaching out because I live with her. Other than her, not one. I have to be the downer to bring up the shit that's targeting me in order to get any sort of comfort.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026
guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An increasingly dark thought I've been having regarding cis Dems abandoning us trans folks in light of Julia Serano's "coalition" framing in this piece that perhaps the favorable electoral winds for Democrats is seen by the transphobic and consultant wings of the Party as an opportunity to fully
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Genderless Robotic Rodent 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @genderlessrodent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I think people don't realize that some trans people, such as myself, lived a lot of life as cis presenting individuals. So we know what the differences are. When they say "what rights do trans people not have?" We know, because we actively lost them by being who we are.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026
The official Bluesky moderation position is that it's ok to threaten trans people in their replies with sending them to concentration camps.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cis people who want to be "allies" to trans people, READ this so you get our POV. Also, cis people who are mad at trans people who are mad at politicians who want to rescind our rights: READ this too. Julia Serano, yet again hits it out of the park with a prescient breakdown of the situation
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had a really funny male fail moment this weekend while road tripping. Always a weird time using gas station bathrooms, and I was exhausted and disheveled, so I thought I was boymoding. I go to the men's room and am shooed out by a very mumbling older guy who literally blocked me from entering and
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
every cis person that abandons us is another anvil on the backs of every trans person who now has to try and keep us all alive whilst we wait for you to realise how badly you've all fucked up
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Literally every fucking election, except maybe 2 of my adult life
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great thread that incapsulates the utter frustration I've been feeling at the Democratic Party today at large and the cis posters who think it's justified to go yell at trans people today for not lining up behind their shining stars of electoral compromise
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I keep thinking about the political genius of Mamdani naming the "pied-a-terre tax" that. It's perfectly worded such that complaining about it makes you sound incredibly out of touch. It's a great example of someone not just accepting right wing framing on everything in politics.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's interesting how unrepentant a lot of HP fans are compared to tesla owners, but a lot of them are like that too feels like some HP people want the stickers tho, and that's like asking for a slur pass x 100
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," escalating to "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."

only source I could find was tumblr user geniusbee who is hopefully the original artist
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fred-decker.bsky.social @fred-decker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This thread. Heartbreaking in every way. Even if you've never had strong feelings about trans people one way or the other, this should ignite a five-alarm fire in your soul about a) the lives being wrecked; and b) how long it takes 'em to come for you and yours as well.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For those keeping score
Happy kitten captioned "hehe" next to "harris campaigns with cheney," "newson has friendly chat with bannon," and "jeffries has private hangout with kushner"

Below is an angry kitten captioned "not heheh" next to "aes talks to piker"
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We can have a bloodless estrodial injection if the left thigh allows it.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Magic can be super cheap once you accept the fact that you are not very likely to ever go on the pro tour lmao Buying a big pile of bulk and building a cube or even something like a battle box is imo the absolute best way to play the game. I have so many great memories of bad cards and good times
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/08/2026
Hey everyone. 

Last night, to my great surprise, I received a long email from Saber Interactive CEO Matt Karch. He apologized unreservedly for the awful way he spoke about me in the press. The email’s full text will stay between us; I’m not that kind of girl. But I have confirmed it was from him. 

Matt said he regretted escalating, and how people online were speaking about me. I’m not worried about being called slurs by random commenters—I’m a trans woman, that’s every day for me—but it stunk to have my skill and reputation built of 20 years in games publicly maligned by someone with institutional power. One thing I saw people saying about me, and that Matt fueled the flames of too, was that this is not my first time calling a former employer out, so I must love drama or be hard to work with. The truth is, bad treatment is everywhere in games; I’m just more willing than others to call it out. And I call it out so maybe others will be willing, too, when it happens to them.

 I’ve been firm from the beginning that I was telling the truth; I think we can all now agree that’s been borne out. Matt expressed a desire to make it right with me; at this time I don’t really know what that looks like for me, and I’ll have to take some time to sit with it, but I do at least accept his apology. None of this changes my stance on AI. Matt and I obviously differ on this, and as a CEO the consequences of its use fall on him, and unfortunately also on his employees.

Apologies are simply in too short a supply these days to spurn one when it’s offered. 

God willing, this is the last statement I’ll need to make about this.

xo
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/07/2026
Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...
amnesty.org.uk
An Apology for A Growing Threat briefing, published on 8 July 2026
Amnesty International UK has made a public apology for the publication of the briefing “A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK”. Click here to read it in full.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just ate an apple and it's crazy how they're like literally not lying when they say that eating fruits and vegetables is good for you and makes you feel good. Who'd've thunk it?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/07/2026
See also: doctor and lawyer shows are not for doctors or lawyers
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Stand for the flag. These colors don't run 😤
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/07/2026
i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
gonna say it again: ChatGPT & other LLMs use em-dashes BECAUSE ACTUAL WRITERS OFTEN USE EM-DASHES AND THESE DEVICES HAVE BEEN TRAINED ON OUR STOLEN WORK!
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 20/07/2026
It's not "too woke" to say that straight men who rape women should be reviled for being rapists, not tarred as secretly queer. To imply they're gay, or that they wear dresses, to distance them from manhood, is to insist that their violence is "deviant" rather than utterly banal and normative.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don't think we should mince words. Transphobia and hatred killed May Pollard. The Idaho legislature killed her as surely as if they'd pointed a gun at her head and pulled the trigger. Anti-trans laws were the gun. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Idaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.
The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America.
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 15/07/2026
cis folks gather round for a gentle call-in. gender affirming care is necessary and life-saving for trans people, so pls skip the comparisons to whatever cis ppl happen to do w those same interventions. comparing transition to reification of toxic gender stereotypes undermines trans ppl not cis ppl.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hugely important perspective re: trans healthcare
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke with Mitch McConnell this morning, and he said: S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse. Ma percioche giammai di questo fondo Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero, Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On some level I think cis people assume if it was really bad there'd be an outcry. The outcry re: ICE and immigration is (imo) still woefully short of the complete shut down we should be having to meet the severity of the moment, but people certainly are hearing about it.
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
people love to insist that homophobes are secretly gay, which puts the blame for homophobia on gay people and isn't true, but the truth is that outspoken queerphobes in general are way, way more likely to be child molestors
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dem leadership is going to look at last night's results, do some soul-searching, then put their full support behind Ben Shapiro as the D candidate for POTUS in 2028.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think I'm winning my doctor's appointment right now because I'm knowledgeable, charming, and of course very normal
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 12/06/2026
If being trans and transitioning was bad then governments wouldn't have to go to extreme lengths to try and ban it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Newsroom leaders when a woman reporter tweets an opinion: you need to delete that right now or you’ll never report again Newsroom leaders when a male reporter publicly harasses a female peer: I didn’t see that and if I did I wouldn’t care at all
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
***Does not apply if you're trans and under the age of 19.

A screenshot of a social media post by the verified user marco.foster. The text of the post reads:
Zohran Mamdani: “City Hall will not back down in the face of federal attacks against trans New Yorkers. The threats will continue and so will our relentless protection of trans people across this city. As a first step, my administration has made a $15M investment in gender affirming care over the next two years and we will continue to use every tool at our disposal to ensure that trans and gender non-conforming New Yorkers can live with dignity, safety, and freedom they deserve”
Below the text is a video thumbnail showing a man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and light blue tie, looking down as he speaks into a microphone at a podium. To his right is a vibrant rainbow Pride flag. The bottom of the post shows engagement metrics: 1.7K likes, 66 replies, 150 reposts, and 25 shares.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
For US people seeing this-- this is why trans people are so wary of the Democrats who waver on trans rights. This is what the Labour government in the UK are doing. This is monstrous.
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See it's exactly this as well as Erin's third point in this thread re: how the clinic sets the age cutoff at 19-- this clinic doesn't JUST make Mamdani a hypocrite on trans rights, his clinic also legitimizes the denial of coverage to legal adults, which is worse than pre-existing clinics
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Jordy @jordy-r.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
With allies like these, it's really hard to have hope these days
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/06/2026
Really damn tired of our "allies" abandoning trans youth and then turning around saying "we see you, we hear you, we support you as long as you're over the age of 19 to align with Trump's policies!"
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