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Jordan Williams

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Engineer at Amazon 📍NYC

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Like unhappy families, each microblogging site is batshit insane in its own way.
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
That’s my fav restaurant in Paris
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Robert Armstrong @robarmstrong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"
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Joe Weisenthal @weisenthal.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/04/2025
Imagine that the ONE THING you've been convinced your entire life is going to make everyone rich turns out to be an overnight killshot for the entire global economy
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It's the Hamptons rental agencies I feel most sorry for.
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You dodged a funky bullet
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hard means “we don’t know how to do it”
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Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
"What five things did you achieve last week ?"
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Lmao
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I told OPM what I did last week
Greetings,

This email is in reference to the email dated February 22, 2025. In that email, you indicated that I needed to tell you what I did last week, in several bullet points

    I drank a whiskey drink
    I drank a vodka drink
    I drank a lager drink
    I drank a cider drink
    I sang the songs that remind me of the good times
    I sang the songs that remind me of the better times
    I got knocked down
    But I got up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down

Please direct all further inquiries about this matter to my supervisor.
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’m switching from felt to wood hangers. Seemed like a better use of time
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Filipe Campante @filipecampante.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
American journalism created a Watergate-infused culture of uncovering malfeasance that politicians were trying to hide — call it “Deep Throat syndrome”. Trump realized that “it’s not the crime, it’s the coverup” actually means that, if there’s no coverup, then it can’t be a crime.
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Sam Learner @samlearner.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A meme where a small domino at the start of a stack says "Gerardus Mercator devises map projection to make navigation easier in 1569" and a big domino at the end of the stack says "Trump invades Greenland"
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Angerville: $200
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
You may starve
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Kind of looks like a patch of dirt that’s deep into drought conditions
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Lmao
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Looking forward to the 30 for 30 on this
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
At least it can’t drink our Burgundy
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Pretty sure ChatGPT o1 is a better programmer than I am
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Elon Musk won’t really be president until Joe and Mika visit the Tesla headquarters in Austin.
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You should only take your shoes off if they provide slippers.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
1982 Pontet Canet: some nice tobacco and leather
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
1976 Leoville Las Cases: still a surprising amount of primary fruit
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
1993 Angerville Champans: hints of roasted red pepper
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Black Friday wines with @jim-greco.com
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Touché
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Daddy issues
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Now it feels like 2015 Twitter
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Jordan Williams @jordw.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Wine of the night
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