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@jordoofus.bsky.social
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♐🚺✡️ · 35 · she/her · socal | stationery enthusiast · professional nap taker · hypochondriac | 日本語🆗; LA↔東京 | 🔞

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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always have one of the thousands of channels that regularly airs law and order on in the background (shoutout to pop, sundance, ion, bbc, usa and tnt) and breaking through the background noise just now was "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEED THE RATS ON SCHEDULE OR THEY GET SICK!!!!"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i cried
CURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLETCURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLETCURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLET, NOW WITH A BURGER ON TOPBURGER SMOTHERED IN CURRY
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i've been waiting over a year for this and now it is MINE 🛸
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
seems legit
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
dunkin barista told me i was "giving serious miss frizzle vibes" and i've never felt more complimented in my life
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Adil Haque @adhaque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I will be one of the Jewish members of Congress most willing to stand up for Palestinian human rights. And I will stand firmly against bigotry aimed at Jews. Those are not two different jobs. They are the same job,” Brad Lander said.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy group chats day
Tweet from David East (@davideastUK):

[middle english period group chat]

feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé

[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]

@HaggardHawks
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a V in the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.
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❍ natalie 🌽 @honeydewthief.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
kylo ren more scaffolding
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
dude watched tfa with one ear, one eye, and an entire half of his brain closed
"I couldn't stand Kylo Ren. Just some whiny dude who kills his badass father to prove some dumb dark side point"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"what emotional connections could he possibly have left with the rest of the cast?" gee, I dunno, maybe the ones with his OWN MOTHER, and his FORCE-ORDAINED SOULMATE??? HELLO????
"The problem is that there's nothing particularly compelling about Kylo as a solo villain. We already knew Rey could beat him in a fight & there's nothing really emotionally tying him to the rest of the cast after TLJ.
What's the story that can actually be told with Emperor Kylo?""Like...what makes Kylo different (to our protagonists) from Maul by the end of TLJ? From Dooku? From Grievous? What emotional connection is tethering him to OUR PROTAGONISTS (Rey, Finn, and Poe) that would compel them to care about him beyond 'he's Emperor and needs to die'?"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
idk, i don't really think hazardous materials experts, atmospheric scientists, and emergency management officials should have to provide their exact calculations to twitter conspiracy theorists who don't believe in science and have no intention of listening to them anyway
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
half and half rey and kylo ren distorted face meme with the text overlay "lmaooooo"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
honoring the boy at work today
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ms9
MiiP SPACE NINE"This Miip Space Nine is so good."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
forcing my parents to listen to a cruel angel's thesis on repeat
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
suddenly @ehanashi.bsky.social
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
uncovered an ancient artifact last night
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
there was an attempt...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
pls...is anyone i know going to the tlj screening on the 26th? i donut want to go alone and be all weird about it...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy ten year car crashing into afters ice cream while I was right next door anniversary to all who celebrate
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/03/2026
I don’t live in Israel I don’t have family in Israel I have never been to Israel but if I mention anything about being Jewish? well you’d better believe I’ve got to clarify that I don’t approve of Israel immediately stop conflating all of Judaism with Israel’s government but leftishly
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i say this and i AM talking about gul dukat, what now?
Original post: "People who treat villains like criminals instead of plot device to drive a story have the mentality of toddlers."

This moron: "Ohhh that's why you're saying this, because you like rapists. Usually the case when I see a tweet like this. Ppl who say this are never talking about Gul Dukat or something it's always gotta be an evil dude they find attractive girl I can tell you just have a fetish for evil."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
FINE, LIVE IN THE BATHROOM, SEE IF I CARE
Mr. MimeMr. MimeeMr. MimeeeMR. MIME
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
person
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
did this voicemail transcription seriously just write out "one second" as "12nd"??
...in regards to, uh, 12nd...
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Sabling @sabling.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Pokemon tarot pt.3
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
funniest game I've ever played
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I would argue that the fact that Donald Trump is not in jail for raping little girls with Epstein is more responsible for the normalization of pedophilia than every “problematic drawing” that has ever existed on the internet combined.
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Sabling @sabling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pokemon Gogh
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
a very timely post considering i was stuck behind this van yesterday... "honorary iranian lindsey graham"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"here's our guest list for the gala six hours past the deadline" and it's just 143 names in the body of a Pages document like: table 1 john smith table 2 jane smith etc. ...what the fuck do you expect me to do with this? does this IN ANY WAY look like the excel template i sent you to use???
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
drifloon and I like all the same things 🥺
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
doguu family ❤️
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
damn so by reading fanfic on there means more money to the IDF. 💔 Ngl I shouldn't be surprised they own everything
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finn @altardoll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i love the new starters so much i turned them into paper #pokemonwindsandwaves
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The replies to this are so funny. "Akshully ALL children want big families and LOVE taking care of their younger siblings and—" STOP. At NO POINT in my childhood did I EVER want a sibling. The idea of not having my parents' undivided attention or having to compete for their time was unacceptable.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think there is some truth to the fact that certain groups that claim to fight antisemitism have damaged their credibility by labeling too much criticism of Israel as antisemitism. But a lot of people are way too gleeful that this means they no longer have to pretend to care about antisemitism.
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
okay lulu, time to ATTACK 🥲
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
SNOWKYO
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
EMPTY MIDDLE SEAT NEXT TO ME GOD BLESS
MOVE LADY, I'M TRYING TO PLAY WITH THIS COOL NEW SCREEN
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"just use ur 2nd ammendment rights!" as if a shotgun meant for hunting deer will stop you from getting vaporized by a nuclear satellite that can read your thoughts
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
why the fuck do I have a missed call from disneyland
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
mad king moment from the PBS Newshour correspondent
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:
 
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
interior design is my passion
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don’t think this guy knows many Jews because the way I find my fellow Jews in a crowded place is by yelling out “Stephen Miller” and seeing who boo’s the loudest
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Other than members of his own family, I haven't seen one Jewish person on social media denounce Stephen Miller.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
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